Boo This Man: Shawn Michaels

In Boo This Man, ThreeManBooth will call out someone or something that really gripes us.

Undoubtedly, Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He’s a multi-time World / WWE champion. Already inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, he will no doubt be inducted again as part of a founding member Degeneration X (DX). Even when the Heartbreak Kid left his heartbreaking days were behind him, he earned a new moniker: HBShizzle Mr. Wrestlemania. So why is @TheOneTrueViper asking us to boo such a legend like Shawn Michaels?

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BECAUSE SHAWN MICHAELS IS ONE OF THE WORST REFEREES OF ALL TIME! Continue reading

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I Have ‘Til Five: Halloween Costumes

In I Have ’til 5, 3Man Booth Picks a Topic, then discusses the Five Finer Points Of It.

Halloween may have been on Thursday but the Halloween spirit is not over until the last piece of candy corn is eaten. And our jumbo bag of candy con barely has a dent in it! So, to keep the Halloween festivities going this weekend, we found five of the Best Halloween Costumes from pro wrestlers this year! They are in no particular order; we love them all equally.

Kaitlyn as Naked Sharkboy:

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Snapshots: Happy Haleyween

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Wrestlers do not have to wait for Halloween to dress up; If they want to pay tribute to superheroes like Superman, Batman,Β Wonder Woman, or Thor, they can through their tights. If they want to show respect to Star Wars (original trilogy only), it turns into a photoshootΒ or a match. Fans, too, show respect by cosplaying as Wrestlers at Live Events and Comic Cons. But for something special, Chris Haley – friend of the Booth – has come up with unique costumes for some wrestlers. He has drawn the costumes that Wrestlers should wear on top of existing photos to make unique pairings. The first one was a cross between Marvel’s Cable and Wrestling’s Hulk Hogan:

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It weirdly works. Cable’s bubble best does not stop Hogan’s 24 inch pythons, whether they be man made or metal, from fighting for he rights of everyman. Haley took a different approach when it came to the Best in the World, CM Punk:

CM Punk as Robin

Along with his other accolades like the longest reigning WWE Champion in 25 years, CM Punk used to include in his Twitter bio that he was Batman. That may be true and certainly WWE fans believe it. Haley took a different approach and turned Punk into the Boy Wonder instead. Yes, CM Punk is sidekick to no one and, if you really think about it, neither is Robin. Who knows what else Chris will come up with? The best way to find out is to follow his Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. Have some Junior Mints while you browse. It’s Halloween, after all.

Happy Halloween, Everybody!

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So That Happened: 10/28/13

Alberto Del Rio Speaks:

Alberto Del Rio says he doesn’t care about Damien Sandow, his only concern is John Cena. Alberto Del Rio claims John Cena stole his World Heavyweight Title. Del Rio brings up his rematch clause and promises to make John Cena pay.

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Alberto Del Rio mentions John Cena’s injured arm and calls it a target. Del Rio plans to break Cena’s arm and regain his World Heavyweight Championship, but of course we already know that.

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Match 09: Summer Rae vs. Natalya

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Summer Rae does the Stump Puller.

Fandango and Summer Rae stop to kiss, but Hornswoggle pulls Fandango off the apron. Fandango pushes Hornswoggle down, but then gets hit by the Khali Chop.

Summer Rae gets distracted by the action on the outside.

Natalya ends up locking Summer Rae in the Sharpshooter.

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Winner: Natalya

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Randy Orton’s Championship Ceremony:

The WWE Superstars stand on the ramp. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon come down to the ring with The Shield.

Triple H says a decade ago, the Chairman of the WWE came to him and asked him who he thought would be the face of the WWE and the future of the WWE. Triple H says he looked long and hard until he found one man…

Triple H claims he said Randy Orton. Triple H goes on to talk about how he watched Randy Orton turn into a Superstar, who did heinous and horrible things to everyone on the roster, including him and his family. Triple H says that “Frankenstein’s Monster” matured and became the A+ Player. Triple H talks about how proud he is of Randy Orton beating Daniel Bryan and becoming the face of the WWE.

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Triple H says the A+ Player fulfilled his prophecy last night when he became the Face of the WWE and WWE Champion. Triple H, introduces, with great pride, the NEWWWWWWW WWE Champion, Randy Orton.

Randy Orton shakes Triple H’s hand, then hugs him. Randy Orton, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon go in for a group hug. Stephanie McMahon says that Randy Orton isn’t just their champion, she is everyone’s WWE Champion. Stephanie McMahon says that Randy Orton represents the WWE and should be what everyone aspires to be. Stephanie McMahon asks that everyone show Orton the respect he deserves.

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Randy Orton says that the WWE Superstars are fantasizing about the day they take the WWE Championship from him, but it’s not going to happen. Randy Orton says you’re either born a success, or you’re not, and he is a success. Randy Orton says he’s not just the Face Of the WWE. He’s the face of their superior.

Randy Orton is interrupted by Big Show’s music. Big Show walks down to the ring.

The Shield tries to attack Big Show, but The Usos and The Rhodes Family attack The Shield.

Big Show gets back up and charges to the ring. Randy Orton, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H leave the ring.

Big Show says he knows about the restraining order, but he can’t sit back and watch this turn his stomach. Big Show says the worst thing that’s going to happen to him is he gets arrested, but he has friends that can bail him out of jail.

Big Show tells Triple H and Stephanie McMahon that his lawsuit is going to cost The McMahons Millions Of Dollars. Big Show says he doesn’t care if he bankrupts the WWE, he’ll take the whole damn throne. Big Show says he has nothing to lose.

Randy Orton attacks Big Show from behind with the WWE Championship. Orton charges at Big Show with the WWE Championship, but gets knocked out.

BigShowKOOrtonText_3MBBig Show calls Triple H in the ring. Triple H takes off his suit jacket and tie, and almost gets in the ring to face Big Show!

Triple H backs down as Stephanie McMahon holds him back. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon walk away as Big Show stands confident in the ring.

So That Happened:

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Boo This Man: R-Truth

In Boo This Man, ThreeManBooth will call out someone or something that really gripes us.

We’re used to seeing WWE Superstars promoting their own WWEShop merchandise. Everyone wears their own apparel to the ring with 3 exceptions:

  1. When you’re wearing a Suit
  2. When you don’t have merchandise and wear generic WWE gear
  3. When you’re CM Punk and wear whatever you want.

This past week on RAW, R-Truth appeared in front of a merchandising booth. The last time this happened, he went on a tirade about how Zack Ryder had a t-shirt. Instead of delivering more of the same, he started to hype everyone else’s merchandise available for purchase! This is a WWE violation, Truth! You can’t go from “respecting the beard” of Daniel Bryan’s t-shirt to making oink oink sounds for the WWE Piggy Banks to making oink oink sounds for the Wyatt Family lamb mask, which is wrong for many reasons. Normally, this would go in stride with the RAW Recap butΒ  because of the sheer volume of tweets for the entire show on top of the slew of tweets about this segment alone, we decided to launch our new column, Boo This Man. Twitter, Get Him:

Ladies and Gentlemen….

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