We’re used to seeing WWE Superstars promoting their own WWEShop merchandise. Everyone wears their own apparel to the ring with 3 exceptions:
- When you’re wearing a Suit
- When you don’t have merchandise and wear generic WWE gear
- When you’re CM Punk and wear whatever you want.
This past week on RAW, R-Truth appeared in front of a merchandising booth. The last time this happened, he went on a tirade about how Zack Ryder had a t-shirt. Instead of delivering more of the same, he started to hype everyone else’s merchandise available for purchase! This is a WWE violation, Truth! You can’t go from “respecting the beard” of Daniel Bryan’s t-shirt to making oink oink sounds for the WWE Piggy Banks to making oink oink sounds for the Wyatt Family lamb mask, which is wrong for many reasons. Normally, this would go in stride with the RAW Recap but because of the sheer volume of tweets for the entire show on top of the slew of tweets about this segment alone, we decided to launch our new column, Boo This Man. Twitter, Get Him:
Like a ghetto Billy Mays.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013
HEY FOLKS! R-TRUTH HERE WITH OXY CLEAN! #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) October 22, 2013
We go from positive black role model, Big E. Langston, to the shuckin’ n’ jivin R-Truth setting Big E. Langston back 30 YEARS!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
R-Truth, Stop Promoting The Gear of Damien Sandow and the Wyatt Family. They BEAT You Up, Stupid!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
R-Truth is that guy who sells the bootleg misspelled John Cena shirt in the parking lot. “Jon Cena. Neva Give Up. Rise Abuv.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Do Not Use the WWE Shop Code. Paying Full Price Will Feel So Much Better Knowing You’re NOT Supporting R-Truth.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
I’m surprised R-Truth doesn’t form a tag team with the Popeye’s Chicken Lady.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
This is the best promo of R-Truth’s career, right?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) October 22, 2013
I hate to admit it, but I want to watch R-Truth sell me on WWEShop every week. Can they bring in Don West next time?!
— HowardHan (@HowardHan) October 22, 2013
Ladies and Gentlemen….
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