So That Happened: #RAW Recap (11/11/13)

Posted on November 12, 2013 by keepitfivestar

Paul Heyman Returns:

Paul Heyman sits in the middle of the ring in a neckbrace legbrace and wheel chair, holding his crutch crutches as Curtis Axel stands behind him.

Paul Heyman blames CM Punk and Punk’s attack as the reason for him in this condition. Heymain claims that CM Punk wouldn’t be able to injure him by himself and that Punk had help from multiple people. Heyman blames the big, ugly dummy, Ryback. Heyman says he took Ryback under his wing and offered him the chance to be a Paul Heyman Guy (Which he never accepted), and claims that Ryback, who likes to be Fed More, bit off a lot more than he could chew.

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Paul Heyman also blames the WWE Universe because they encouraged CM Punk to climb the cage and deliver a beating to him. Heyman says this is the fans fault, and they cheer. Heyman says that he came here tonight because he needed a room full of witnesses, who could testify to the fact that he went public with the following intentions: Paul Heyman promises to return with a vengeance. Heyman claims he’s to hover over CM Punk like a sword of Damocles. As Heyman continues his testimonial, he’s cut off by CM Punk’s music.

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Curtis Axel tries to attack CM Punk, but CM Punk makes quick work of him.

Paul Heyman pleads for CM Punk to leave him alone, but CM Punk pulls out a Kendo Stick. Punk gets into the ring, then wheels Heyman around in the wheel chair, then pushes him out.

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CM Punk picks up the kendo stick and beats Paul Heyman mercilessly with it. Daniel Bryan comes out next.

Match 10: CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. The Shield

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Daniel Bryan locks Seth Rollins in a surfboard. CM Punk comes in and kicks Seth Rollins in the chest.

Roman Reigns taunts Daniel Bryan while he’s on the ground.

CM Punk gets the hot tag! CM Punk cleans house.

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CM Punk locks the Anaconda Vice on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose is about the tap, but the Wyatt Family video appears on the screen. The lights go out.

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The lights turn back on and The Wyatt Family is standing face to face with Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.

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Seth Rollins and Luke Harper start arguing.

Dean Ambrose and Erick Rowan get involved. Seth Rollins holds Dean Ambrose back.

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The Shield and The Wyatt Family start brawling!

Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt get face to face. Bray Wyatt slaps Roman Reigns and the two start brawling.

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The Shield and The Wyatt Family realize that they outnumber CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.

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CM Punk and Daniel Bryan try and fight off The Shield and The Wyatt Family. The Usos, and The Rhodes Dynasty run out for the save.

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CM Punk, Danien Bryan, The Usos and The Rhodes Dynasty fend off The Shield and The Wyatt Family.

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So That Happened:

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas Season Mid-Season Return (11/10/13)

Posted on November 11, 2013 by keepitfivestar

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The Total Divas have a reunion over brunch. Eva Marie reveals that her Maxim Cover Shoot is now a 4 page spread. Eva Marie takes the pictures out and shows everybody.

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The Bellas talk about that they were on the cover of Maxim before, but it was Maxim Español. Eva Marie makes fun of them for it, but Nikki says it’s more popular than the original Maxim.

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The Funkadactyls drive to the arena:

The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso are driving to RAW. Cam’ron gets angered by a slow blue car. Cam’ron keeps honking the horn, but the guy stops his car. Cam’ron gets out of the car, claims the driver called her a “bitch” and handles it in typical Cam’ron fashion.

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Naomi stresses to Cam’ron that she is a public figure and a WWE Diva, so she cannot act like that. The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso get to the arena and poke fun at Cam’ron’s anger issues.

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Cheap Pop: Brothers Of Destruction Reunions

Posted on November 9, 2013 by keepitfivestar

The Brothers Of Destruction Reunite On Smackdown (Kinda)

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Even when they’re not on the same page, The Brothers of Destruction have a way of understanding each other that other people do not have. Back in November 2005, Kane interrupted a match between Rey Mysterio and Big Show, attacking Mysterio. After dropping Mysterio with a Double Chokeslam, Kane and Big Show were going to further their demolition of the 619 luchador until The Undertaker interrupted their plans.

What does Kane do when confronted by his big brother? Rather than attack Taker, solidifying the union of ShowKANE, the Big Red Monster said, “Screw it!” and walked away, leaving his partner Big Show alone with The Undertaker. Naturally, The Undertaker bested The Big Show, indirectly allowing Rey Mysterio to pick up the DQ victory. But the fact that The Undertaker kept Kane in line, without saying one word, proved that blood is thicker than the Big Show.

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Anytime The Brothers Of Destruction reunite, it’s a treat for the WWE Universe. With Kane’s recent promotion to D.O.O. and The Undertaker down in Death Valley, plotting the eventual demise of The Shield, no one knows when we will see the duo together again. But hopefully, it will be soon. The Royal Rumble is just around the corner…

One More For The Road:

In 2012, The Brothers Of Destruction reunited when The Undertaker came out to save Kane, possibly as payback from that “Heidensky” incident, from an onslaught of Superstars, that…let’s be honest, Kane probably could’ve handled himself. Regardless, The Undertaker and Kane make quick work of them in this video, furthering their bond in the process. Enjoy and go see Marvel’s version of The Brothers Of Destruction in Thor: The Dark World.

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So That Happened: 11/04/13

Posted on November 5, 2013 by keepitfivestar

The McMahon-Big Show Settlement:

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon call out Big Show. Big Show comes down to the ring.

Stephanie McMahon tells Big Show that they all agreed to settle, then asks what he wants. Big Show says he wants a broom so that Stephanie McMahon can hop on it and fly back to Connecticut. Triple H cuts Big Show off and if he wants to stand there and make Sophomoric Barbs, he can trade Sophomoric Barbs with the best of them.

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Triple H asks Big Show what this is all about. Triple H makes a comment about Big Show being broke and assumes this is about money. Triple H asks Big Show how many zeros will he need to write on the check to bail him out, and Big Show responds by saying, that this isn’t about money and that he doesn’t have money problems, because he doesn’t have any money. Big Show says that this is about him being in front of the WWE and being able to perform in front of these people. Big Show says despite how hard Triple H makes it to work here, he just wants his job back.

Triple H mocks Big Show for wanting his job back, then almost insults Big Show, but Stephanie McMahon calms him down. Big Show mocks Triple H for being “too angry.” Stephanie McMahon asks Big Show if he wants his job back, and Big Show says he does. Stephanie McMahon gives him his job back, and Big Show celebrates with a “YES!” Chant.

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Big Show says it feels good to have his job back, but there’s just one more little thing. Big Show says the “World’s Largest Lawsuit” go away, he thinks “The World’s Largest Athlete” deserves “The World’s Largest Bonus.” Triple H gets upset, but Stephanie McMahon calms him down. Big Show says it’s not about money, and what he really wants, is to be the “Face Of The WWE.”

Stephanie McMahon snaps and asks Big Show if he’s looked at his own face in the mirror lately. Triple H calms Stephanie McMahon down as Big Show smiles. Suddenly, The Shield comes out.

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Big Show tells Triple H to “tread lightly” and that what he wants and deserves is a WWE Championship match against Randy Orton at Survivor Series. Triple H tells Big Show that he’s lucky he has his job back, so he needs to get the hell out of Hunter’s ring before he leaves him in the ring, in a puddle of his own blood. Big Show asks him if he’s sure and positive about it. Triple H says he is. Big Show says okay, then walks off giving up.

While saying goodbye, Big Show says that since he didn’t get the title match, his attorney will be in touch with the board of directors early tomorrow morning, and he’ll complete his task of owning all of them. Big Show wishes them goodnight, but Triple H stops him. Triple H calls Big Show back to the ring and says…

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Rather than accept this, Big Show eggs Triple H on and makes Triple H say that he has his match at Survivor Series several times.

Triple H tells Big Show that since he works for the WWE again, he’s going to have to compete tonight. Triple H puts him in a 4-on-1 handicap match against The Shield and Randy Orton.

Match 09: Big Show vs. Randy Orton and The Shield.

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Big Show takes out The Shield then goes face to face with Randy Orton. Suddenly, Kane’s music plays!

It’s a different looking Kane.

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Big Show is distracted by Kane allowing Randy Orton and The Shield to continue their attack on Big Show. Randy Orton hits Big Show with an RKO. Kane starts tossing chairs in the ring as Randy Orton and The Shield use the chairs to beat down Big Show.

Big Show gets a Triple Power Bomb from The Shield through the table.

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Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Randy Orton, The Shield and Kane stand over Big Show.

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So That Happened:

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3 Count: Go To Sleep

Posted on November 4, 2013 by 3mbooth
In 3 Count, Three Man Booth will Discuss Wrestling & Wrestling Related Music:
The Good, The Bad & The Cheesy

Even though it’s been 2 years, CM Punk’s now infamous pipe bomb promo is still a moment that wrestling and non-wrestling fans hold in high regard. The moment that ushered in the Summer of Punk is responsible for much more than a change in wrestling. ThreeManBooth was started, in part, to make wrestling fun again. And we’ve found 3 rap songs that are not only tributes to CM Punk but also incorporate the “Pipe bomb” promo in some way.

Papoose sampled the line, “In anyone else’s hands, this is a microphone; in my hands, it’s a pipe bomb” for the song… “Pipe Bomb.” That’s the extent of the Punk references in the song, though that line is repeated a lot. The rest of the song, I think, is about Papoose being better than everyone else in New York City; he was either inspired by Punk’s proclamation of self or was doing what the majority of rap songs do anyway. Either way, this connection to CM Punk is a step above Papoose other vague wrestling footnote. Bobby Heenan famously referred to the finishing move of Tatanka, Native American Wrestler, as “the Papoose to Go.” He was slyly referencing the similarities between a papoose carrier, a type of baby carriage seen in Native American culture, and a Samoan Drop, Tatanka’s finisher. Regardless, Heenan’s influence is so strong that a generation of wrestling fans and Wikipedia grew up believing that “Papoose to Go” or, alternatively, “The End of the Trail” are actual names for that finisher. Sorry, everyone: they’re just jokes. Continue reading →

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