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Boo This Man: Shawn Michaels

Posted on November 3, 2013 by 3mbooth

In Boo This Man, ThreeManBooth will call out someone or something that really gripes us.

Undoubtedly, Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He’s a multi-time World / WWE champion. Already inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, he will no doubt be inducted again as part of a founding member Degeneration X (DX). Even when the Heartbreak Kid left his heartbreaking days were behind him, he earned a new moniker: HBShizzle Mr. Wrestlemania. So why is @TheOneTrueViper asking us to boo such a legend like Shawn Michaels?

https://twitter.com/TheOneTrueViper/status/395032110786179072

BECAUSE SHAWN MICHAELS IS ONE OF THE WORST REFEREES OF ALL TIME! Continue reading →

Posted in Boo This Man | Tagged Bob Backlund, Boo This Man, Booker T, Bret Hart, Charles Robinson, Daniel Bryan, Danny Davis, Earl Hebner, Hell in a Cell, John Cone, Nick Patrick, Randy Orton, Referee, Scott Armstrong, Shawn Michaels, Smackdown, SummerSlam, SummerSlam 1997, The Rock, The Undertaker, Tim White, Triple H, Wrestlemania, Wrestlemania 28 | 2 Comments

I Have ‘Til Five: Halloween Costumes

Posted on November 2, 2013 by 3mbooth

In I Have ’til 5, 3Man Booth Picks a Topic, then discusses the Five Finer Points Of It.

Halloween may have been on Thursday but the Halloween spirit is not over until the last piece of candy corn is eaten. And our jumbo bag of candy con barely has a dent in it! So, to keep the Halloween festivities going this weekend, we found five of the Best Halloween Costumes from pro wrestlers this year! They are in no particular order; we love them all equally.

Kaitlyn as Naked Sharkboy:

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Posted in I Have Til 5 | Tagged Chris Jericho, Fatt Hardy, Halloween, I Have Till 5, Jebediah Townhouse, Kaitlyn, Kamala, La Parka, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Naomi, NXT, Reby Sky, Regular Show, Renee Young, Rick Ross, Sharkboy, Su Yung, WWE, Xavier Words | 1 Comment

Snapshots: Happy Haleyween

Posted on October 31, 2013 by 3mlekeith

In Snapshots, Three Man Booth searches for images to share

Wrestlers do not have to wait for Halloween to dress up; If they want to pay tribute to superheroes like Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, or Thor, they can through their tights. If they want to show respect to Star Wars (original trilogy only), it turns into a photoshoot or a match. Fans, too, show respect by cosplaying as Wrestlers at Live Events and Comic Cons. But for something special, Chris Haley – friend of the Booth – has come up with unique costumes for some wrestlers. He has drawn the costumes that Wrestlers should wear on top of existing photos to make unique pairings. The first one was a cross between Marvel’s Cable and Wrestling’s Hulk Hogan:

It weirdly works. Cable’s bubble best does not stop Hogan’s 24 inch pythons, whether they be man made or metal, from fighting for he rights of everyman. Haley took a different approach when it came to the Best in the World, CM Punk:

Along with his other accolades like the longest reigning WWE Champion in 25 years, CM Punk used to include in his Twitter bio that he was Batman. That may be true and certainly WWE fans believe it. Haley took a different approach and turned Punk into the Boy Wonder instead. Yes, CM Punk is sidekick to no one and, if you really think about it, neither is Robin. Who knows what else Chris will come up with? The best way to find out is to follow his Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. Have some Junior Mints while you browse. It’s Halloween, after all.

Happy Halloween, Everybody!

Posted in Snapshots | Tagged Batman, Chris Haley, CM Punk, Cosplay, Costume, DC, Hulk Hogan, Marvel, Robin, Snapshots, Superman, The IWC, Thor, Wonder Woman, WWE | Leave a comment

So That Happened: 10/28/13

Posted on October 29, 2013 by keepitfivestar

Match 04: Los Matadoes vs. 3MB (AGAIN)

Look, Los Matadores, Now's Not the Ti… Hey! a Little Bull!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

I assume Los Matadores' theme is on loop in the real life Casa Bonita from South Park. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) October 29, 2013

Los Matadores blue gear looks like some kind of alt. attire from a fighting game.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) October 29, 2013

3MB comes out with a giant net.

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/394995703996379136

Guess 3MB decided to shop at ACME before coming to RAW tonight.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/394995814033932289

Heath Slater tries to catch El Torito with the bull, but El Torito hides underneath the ring. Heath Slater gets sprayed with a Fire Extinguisher, then gored in the butt by El Torito.

@3ManBooth He Chose Poorly.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Heath would have had better chance at catching El Torito if he used a poke ball. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 29, 2013

Winners : Los Matadores

3MB Needs to Watch More of The Shield's Matches to Learn How the Whole "Numbers Game" Thing Works.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

Post-Match, Heath Sltaer gets caught in the giant net. El Torito jumps on Heath Slater with the Senton.

"I don't see what's so impressive about this." – Salty Hornswoggle

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Match 05: AJ Lee and Tamina vs. The Bella Twins

Here comes AJ along with her Succubus Tamina. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 29, 2013

#Shiesel

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) October 29, 2013

Bellas are all business right now.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 29, 2013

Nikki Bella: *Smiling* My boo Cena's back AND he retained! This is the best day ever-*Looks at Sad Brie Bella* …Oh.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

If Nikki Really was the Alpha Bella, She Would've Started the Match and let Brie Cry a Little.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

I wonder if John Cena has an #01 Low-Cut Tee to go with Nikki Bella's #02 Low-Cut Tee.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/394999379523670017

AJ Lee locks Nikki Bella in the Black Widow.

Winners: AJ Lee and Tamina

AJ Lee and her calves of steel. Move over, Bully Ray!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Oh, Darling Nikki, You Tried.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

Match 06: Kane vs. The Miz

Kane's Returning Now?!? He Should've Returned 10 MINUTES AGO TO HELP DANIEL BRYAN!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

Maybe instead of fighting each other, Kane and Miz, you could've helped out Daniel Bryan.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Miz's angry face looks like a kid who got the wrong toy for Christmas. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 29, 2013

This Match is Very Conflicting for @KeepItFiveStar. He Likes Both Competitors.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

C'mon, guys. You're both wearing black and red. Settle your differences and help Daniel Bryan!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

The Miz goes for a Double Axehandle, but Kane catches him with a Chokeslam.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/395001928553205760

Winner: Kane

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/395002065774071808

Post-Match, Kane calls out Stephanie McMahon because he has something to say to her. Stephanie McMahon’s music plays.

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/395002118517833728

Stephanie McMahon’s music plays and she walks out on the ramp.

Cannot even hear Stephanie's music anymore without envisioning @KeepItFiveStar singing along. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) October 29, 2013

"The QUEENDOMMMMMMMMMMMM! Where The Kings Bown Dowwwwwwwwwwwwn!" – Stephanie McMahon, Rap God.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Kane tells Stephanie McMahon that she has been on a power trip, has manipulated authority and has ruined lives. As the Crowd chants “YES,” but Kane says in this day in age, this is what’s Best For Business. Therefore, the Monster is hers to unleashed!

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/395002529596985345
https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/395002476405219329

Kane: YOU'VE RUINED LIVES!
Stephanie: …Says the man who shocked my brother's testicles?
Kane:…Well played. I'm on board #BestForBusiness

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Kane walks up the ramp, takes his mask off and hands it over to Stephanie McMahon!

*Kane hands Stephanie his mask*
"um…okay. That's a way to go." – Stephanie McMahon

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/395002602142052352

ITS A WIG! SHOCKING. #wwe #raw 😉

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/395002612921430016

LOL Steph is like "So it IS a rug"

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 29, 2013

*Stephanie caught a wild Kane*

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) October 29, 2013

So. Is Stephanie going to start wearing Kane mask? Or….? #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) October 29, 2013

I Think Whenever Kane Sees a Chance to Get Rid of His Mask, He Just Takes It.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

Dude, Stephanie didn't even catch Kane, he came to her and decided to roll with her. Like how Ash punk ass caught pokemon.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) October 29, 2013

#WWE2K14 was ahead of the pack on this one! Bald Kane is one of the Superstar Heads! They chose…correctly! Kane, however, chose poorly.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Stephanie McMahon holds up Kane’s mask triumphantly.

Two minutes ago, I said Kane could do no wrong. Thanks a lot, Kane. #RAW

— Mandi Mayhem (@fyeahheath) October 29, 2013

The Prime Time Players Shill WWE Merchandise:

R-Truth got fired already?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 29, 2013

THIS is what it's come to. The Prime Time Players trying to "Out-Black" R-Truth.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Are the WWE Superstars Having a Sales Competition? Does the Winner Get a Pizza Party for Their Class or Something?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 29, 2013

I love PTP.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/clparty/status/395003856108912640

The Prime Time Players try to promote WWE Championships:

Of course, Darren Young is selling the Divas replica belt. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) October 29, 2013

Awww…don't let Darren Young hold the Divas Title…you know what you're doing. Shame on you!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

A coincidence, I'm sure. pic.twitter.com/Q88sqNLLfp

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) October 29, 2013

David Otunga talks about Big Show’s Lawsuit:

"This lawsuit can cost the WWE MILLIONS….*Fights the urge to do the Millions Of Dollars Dance*" – David Otunga, Positive Black Rolemodel.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) October 29, 2013

Director: "Ok that was great, we're done."
Otunga: "Wait, I was just reading the script."
Director: "Get out of here. Cena's coming in."

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) October 29, 2013

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Posted in So That Happened, STH, WWE RAW | Tagged AJ Lee, Antonio Cesaro, Big Show, Bray Wyatt, Brie Bella, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Daniel Bryan, Dean Ambrose, Erick Rowan, Goldust, Jack Swagger, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, John Cena, Kane, Luke Harper, Nikki Bella, Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Shawn Michaels, So That Happened, Stephanie McMahon, STH, Tamina, The Bella Twins, The Miz, The Shield, The Usos, The Wyatt Family, Triple H, Uncategorized, WWE, WWE RAW | Leave a comment

Boo This Man: R-Truth

Posted on October 27, 2013 by 3mbooth

In Boo This Man, ThreeManBooth will call out someone or something that really gripes us.

We’re used to seeing WWE Superstars promoting their own WWEShop merchandise. Everyone wears their own apparel to the ring with 3 exceptions:

When you’re wearing a Suit
When you don’t have merchandise and wear generic WWE gear
When you’re CM Punk and wear whatever you want.

This past week on RAW, R-Truth appeared in front of a merchandising booth. The last time this happened, he went on a tirade about how Zack Ryder had a t-shirt. Instead of delivering more of the same, he started to hype everyone else’s merchandise available for purchase! This is a WWE violation, Truth! You can’t go from “respecting the beard” of Daniel Bryan’s t-shirt to making oink oink sounds for the WWE Piggy Banks to making oink oink sounds for the Wyatt Family lamb mask, which is wrong for many reasons. Normally, this would go in stride with the RAW Recap but because of the sheer volume of tweets for the entire show on top of the slew of tweets about this segment alone, we decided to launch our new column, Boo This Man. Twitter, Get Him:

Like a ghetto Billy Mays.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

HEY FOLKS! R-TRUTH HERE WITH OXY CLEAN! #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) October 22, 2013

We go from positive black role model, Big E. Langston, to the shuckin’ n’ jivin R-Truth setting Big E. Langston back 30 YEARS!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

R-Truth, Stop Promoting The Gear of Damien Sandow and the Wyatt Family. They BEAT You Up, Stupid!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

R-Truth is that guy who sells the bootleg misspelled John Cena shirt in the parking lot. “Jon Cena. Neva Give Up. Rise Abuv.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Do Not Use the WWE Shop Code. Paying Full Price Will Feel So Much Better Knowing You’re NOT Supporting R-Truth.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

I’m surprised R-Truth doesn’t form a tag team with the Popeye’s Chicken Lady.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

This is the best promo of R-Truth’s career, right?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) October 22, 2013

I hate to admit it, but I want to watch R-Truth sell me on WWEShop every week. Can they bring in Don West next time?!
— HowardHan (@HowardHan) October 22, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen….

Courtesy of ilovewrestlinggifs

Posted in Boo This Man, WWE | Tagged Bray Wyatt, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, John Cena, R-Truth, RAW, The Wyatt Family, Zack Ryder | 3 Comments

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Boo This Man: Shawn Michaels

I Have ‘Til Five: Halloween Costumes

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Snapshots: Happy Haleyween

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Boo This Man: R-Truth

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