So That Happened: #RAW Recap (11/11/13)

Posted on November 12, 2013 by keepitfivestar

Match 08: Ryback vs. R-Truth

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R-Truth adds new lyrics to his theme song.:

Most of R-Truth’s new lyrics are at Ryback’s expense.

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Winner: R-Truth?!

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Match 09: Big E. Langston vs. Alberto Del Rio

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The crowd decides to do the wave and chant “We Are Awesome!”

Alberto Del Rio locks Big E. Langston in the Cross Armbreaker.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas Season Mid-Season Return (11/10/13)

Posted on November 11, 2013 by keepitfivestar

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The Total Divas have a reunion over brunch. Eva Marie reveals that her Maxim Cover Shoot is now a 4 page spread. Eva Marie takes the pictures out and shows everybody.

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The Bellas talk about that they were on the cover of Maxim before, but it was Maxim Español. Eva Marie makes fun of them for it, but Nikki says it’s more popular than the original Maxim.

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The Funkadactyls drive to the arena:

The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso are driving to RAW. Cam’ron gets angered by a slow blue car. Cam’ron keeps honking the horn, but the guy stops his car. Cam’ron gets out of the car, claims the driver called her a “bitch” and handles it in typical Cam’ron fashion.

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Naomi stresses to Cam’ron that she is a public figure and a WWE Diva, so she cannot act like that. The Funkadactyls and Jimmy Uso get to the arena and poke fun at Cam’ron’s anger issues.

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Cheap Pop: Brothers Of Destruction Reunions

Posted on November 9, 2013 by keepitfivestar

The Brothers Of Destruction Reunite At The Royal Rumble (Again)

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At the 2005 Royal Rumble, The Undertaker was set to face Heidenreich in a casket match. During a pre-match interview, Heidenreich was interrupted by Gene Snitsky, apparently an admirer of Heidenreich’s work. This was a much bigger deal at the time: RAW and Smackdown were separate brands the Superstars on separate brands rarely interacted.

During the casket match, Snitsky decided to help his new buddy attack The Undertaker. The newly minted bromance took out The Deadman and were all set to roll him into the casket. However, upon opening the casket, “Heidensky” were greeted with a surprise: The Undertaker’s brother, Kane!

Kane took care of Snitsky, allowing The Undertaker to defeat Heidenreich. Despite being a couple of blockheads, Heidenreich and Snitsky were this close to defeating The Undertaker. And they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for that meddling Kane.

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So That Happened: 11/04/13

Posted on November 5, 2013 by keepitfivestar

Backstage: Renee Young reminds Damien Sandow that he is the second person to unsuccessfully cash in his Money In The Bank Contract.

Renee Young asks for Damien Sandow for his thoughts on the situation. Sandow talks about how last week, he was stripped of the MITB, and that his pride was taken away from him. Sandow says that when you’re stripped of everything, you have to look at yourself, and when he did, he didn’t see an Intellectual Savior, he saw a man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

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Zeb Colter interrupts and says the reason he loves America because it’s the land of the opportunity.

Zeb Colter tells Damien Sandow that he will get the opportunity for revenge against John Cena, when he teams up with The Real Americans to face John Cena and The Rhodes Dynasty. Colter says that this will not just be an opportunity for Damien Sandow, but also an opportunity for The Real Americans to beat The Rhodes Dynasty for the second time and prove to the world, and the universe that they are becoming the most dominant team in the WWE.

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Zeb Colter implores everyone to put their hand over their heart, and say in a loud and clear voice…

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Damien Sandow adds on to that saing, “Me. Your Uncrowned Champion.”

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John Cena Speaks:

John Cena talks about how the WWE Universe is exciting, then talks about the Rise Above Cancer campaign. John Cena thanks the WWE Universe for supporting the cause, then introduces the guests from the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Cena says that their guests have overcome insurmountable odds and thanks theme for showing up tonight.

Match 05: John Cena and The Rhodes Dynasty vs. Damien Sandow and The Real Americans

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Alberto Del Rio and Zeb Colter are on commentary.

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Antonio Cesaro hits the European Uppercut on John Cena!

John Cena hits the Cena-Canrana on Antonio Cesaro

Goldust gets the hot tag!

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Antonio Cesaro does the Giant Swing to Goldust.

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Antonio Cesaro accidentally crashes into Zeb Colter.

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Cody Rhodes hits the Moonsault on Jack Swagger. John Cena hits the Flying Crossbody on Damien Sandow.

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Goldust hits his finisher on Antonio Cesaro.

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Winners: John Cena and The Rhodes Dynasty

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Backstage: Big Show walks backstage greeting everyone.

Backstage: Vickie Guerrero runs in and says she just saw him and that he’s here. Triple H asks who’s here and says it’s Big Show. Stephanie McMahon walks in and Triple H tells her. Stephanie McMahon says Vickie Guerrero didn’t let him in, she did.

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Triple H gets angry, but Stephanie McMahon tells him that the Board Of Directors demanded Big Show be here. Stephanie tells Triple H that they do not want to take any risk with this lawsuit because they have too much going on and they can’t afford to take a risk with their business or personal lives.

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Triple H says he doesn’t care what they said. Triple H wants Big Show banned for life, so he’ll be banned for life. Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that this is not about them, this is about the WWE, their business and that they can’t afford to take any risks, especially personal business that might get dragged into this lawsuit. Triple H mocks Stephanie McMahon’s “McMahon Personal Business,” but Stephanie McMahon tells him that he’s never had a problem taking “McMahon Family Money.”

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Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that this is bigger than them and that the board demands that they settle. No attorneys, just the two of them and Big Show. Triple H says he hates Big Show, then tells Vickie Guerrero to bring Big Show to his office now.

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3 Count: Go To Sleep

Posted on November 4, 2013 by 3mbooth
In 3 Count, Three Man Booth will Discuss Wrestling & Wrestling Related Music:
The Good, The Bad & The Cheesy

Even though it’s been 2 years, CM Punk’s now infamous pipe bomb promo is still a moment that wrestling and non-wrestling fans hold in high regard. The moment that ushered in the Summer of Punk is responsible for much more than a change in wrestling. ThreeManBooth was started, in part, to make wrestling fun again. And we’ve found 3 rap songs that are not only tributes to CM Punk but also incorporate the “Pipe bomb” promo in some way.

Papoose sampled the line, “In anyone else’s hands, this is a microphone; in my hands, it’s a pipe bomb” for the song… “Pipe Bomb.” That’s the extent of the Punk references in the song, though that line is repeated a lot. The rest of the song, I think, is about Papoose being better than everyone else in New York City; he was either inspired by Punk’s proclamation of self or was doing what the majority of rap songs do anyway. Either way, this connection to CM Punk is a step above Papoose other vague wrestling footnote. Bobby Heenan famously referred to the finishing move of Tatanka, Native American Wrestler, as “the Papoose to Go.” He was slyly referencing the similarities between a papoose carrier, a type of baby carriage seen in Native American culture, and a Samoan Drop, Tatanka’s finisher. Regardless, Heenan’s influence is so strong that a generation of wrestling fans and Wikipedia grew up believing that “Papoose to Go” or, alternatively, “The End of the Trail” are actual names for that finisher. Sorry, everyone: they’re just jokes. Continue reading →

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