Zach Looks Back: ECW December to Dismember

Now to the main event, with Punk, Show, Test, RVD, Lashley and Sabu. Well almost, as Sabu was knocked out backstage and Hardcore Holly was given his spot. Now you have an WWECW PPV without The Sandman and Sabu?!

Regardless, the match is in an extreme elimination chamber, where each entrant gets a weapon. Punk got a chair, Test got a crowbar, Show got a barbed wire bat and Lashley got a table. You’d assume that there’d be more weapons inside the chamber, but no one put that much thought into it.

RVD and Holly begin the match. Yes, Hardcore Holly is main eventing a PPV in an elimination chamber! Punk comes in and takes a chair shot from RVD. Then RVD connects with the 5-star frog splash to eliminate the Straight Edge Superstar. Test comes in next and eliminates Holly and RVD. Even before the last two competitors are out of their pods, three men are eliminated. Lashley, somehow, uses his table to break out of his pod, spears Test, thereby eliminating him. Lashley then quickly spears Big Show, pins him and is the new ECW champ, bringing the match and the PPV to a close at 10:18!

Now, the aftermath of this PPV was incredible. Heyman was gone not just from ECW but all of the WWE. Big Show lost his return title match that week on WWECW via bodyslam; then Show left for a few years. The roster settled into a New versus Original rivalry between RVD, Sandman, Sabu and Dreamer – the ECW Originals – vs. Burke, Thorn, Knox and the former Monty Brown, a.k.a. Marcus Cor Von – The New Blood. Lashley, meanwhile, feuded with Vince McMahon and Umaga for a while before being drafted to RAW, forced to drop the ECW belt in the process.

Looking at this PPV now, let’s look who is still on the active roster. Big Show. That’s it. Some people are still around though. Joey Mercury transitioned to a backstage role; he is a producer for WWE, and credited for helping out new Superstars like Dean Ambrose. He’s also had  resuragence in a tag team of sorts: He’s the J in J&J Security, along with Jaime Noble. The Great Khali was recently wished well in his future endeavors by the WWE. CM Punk went from WWE to MIA to UFC, breaking the Internet in the process. And RVD still appears occasionally to compete in matches and Hand out Slammys. So, in conclusion, #BigShowRuinsThings.

The question to ask I guess is why have I spent nearly 1700 words so far on this PPV seen as one of the worst in WWE history? Mainly because I love what came from the product after the fact. WWE realized what they could do was use older ECW stars to help build the new ones, and they could revitalize wrestlers who had careers that stalled a bit. Look at the wonders WWECW did for Mark Henry, Kane, Matt Hardy, William Regal, Christian, Zack Ryder, the late Big Daddy V, etc.

Along with the revitalization of older characters, look at the new ones the company brought in. Sheamus, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston and more debuted in the company and were given time to develop characters and well rounded matches. Also, the company gave us the legend that is Braden Walker, and how could that be a bad thing?

Right now the best product WWE has to offer is NXT. The fans are rabid, dare I say ECW-esque, and the similarities between what WWECW tried to do and what NXT is now are quite stark. So rather than see this PPV as how many others do, one of the roughest 2 hours and change of all time, it should be looked at as the start of WWE trying their hand at revitalizing some wrestlers and bringing a solid youth movement into the company. If ideas and companies like this didn’t exist, who could say how the future of the WWE would look?

Thanks for reading and stay tuned for a review of WCW New Blood Rising from 2000. [3ManBooth Note: Please No. We can’t let you do that to yourself!]

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Highlight Reel: A Rock and Sock Christmas

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If you were good, the last night you were visited by Santa Claus and he gave you everything you asked for! (You did ask for your very own Mr. Socko, right?)

SantaFoleyHey, either way, it’s Christmas, right? Put on your favorite pair of pajamas! Gather around the burning Yule Log DVD! Break out the karaoke machine and sing Christmas Carols with the family! You can go old school like Kelly and Michael; they performed Run DMC’s “Christmas in Hollis” on their Classic Cozy Christmas edition of “Live with Kelly and Michael.” Or,  you can go vintage Christmas Carols like The Rock did. He sang “Here Comes Santa Claus:”

Whether you believe in Santa Foley or Ho-Ho-Hogan,

Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays!!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

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So That Happened: #RAW Recap (12/22/14)

Match 10: Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose (Miracle On 34th Street Fight)

Bray Wyatt says it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Wyatt brings up how people love to surround themselves around loved ones on the holidays. Wyatt believes people do this because it makes them feel safe. Wyatt asks the WWE Universe if they feel safe, then says their safety is an illusion and a facade to shield them from the truth.

Bray Wyatt says if you look outside of your bedroom window, there is no Santa Claus and no Christmas and that this world is the real world. Bray Wyatt says there is only suffering, evil and pain in the real world and that this is his world. Bray Wyatt says he is King in this world.

Bray Wyatt says he’s taken Dean Ambrose to this world before and he’s going to do it again once more. Wyatt says the WWE Universe can feel the moment alongside him. All they have to do is look to the sky and follow the buzzards.

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Dean Ambrose comes to the ring with a gift bag.

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Dean Ambrose does a Suicide Dive to Bray Wyatt

Dean Ambrose beats Bray Wyatt with a tree.

Dean Ambrose picks up a TV.

Dean Ambrose puts the TV down.

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Bray Wyatt throws Dean Ambrose through a table.

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Bray Wyatt catches Dean Ambrose with a clothesline.

Bray Wyatt hits Dean Ambrose with a Uranagi onto the ladder.

Dean Ambrose dives off the ladder onto Bray Wyatt.

Bray Wyatt tosses Dean Ambrose eye first into the Candy Cane Kendo Stick.

Winner: Bray Wyatt

Post-Match, Bray Wyatt tries to attack Dean Ambrose, but Ambrose sprays him with a fire extinguisher.

Dean Ambrose dives onto Bray Wyatt through a table.

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So That Happened:

Also, This Happened:

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And This Is Happening Next Week:

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I Was There: ROH Final Battle 12/07/14

Final Battle is like Ring Of Honor’s Holiday Party. It’s the last time of the year that everyone will get together for the year. And just like a Holiday Party, everyone was out to look their best. And it’s not an ROH show without STREAMERS!

Mark Briscoe, you get streamers!

The Young Bucks and ACH, you get streamers!

Jay Briscoe and Adam Cole, you get Streamers! and broken tables! and busted chairs! and thumbtacks! and staples!…

Actually, one good thing to say about Terminal 5; because it is a concert venue, the entrance music of each wrestler sounded amazing. We’ve been singing the anthems of Adam Cole, reDragon, and ACH ever since! So maybe Terminal 5 should not have another wrestling show there but they could host a listening party.

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So That Happened: #RAW / #RAWIsJericho Recap (12/15/14)

Match 07: John Cena vs Seth Rollins (Steel Cage)

J & J Security keeps interfering in the cage match.

John Cena hits the AA on Seth Rollins, but Rollins kicks out!

After Jamie Noble interferes, Seth Rollins hits John Cena with a Flying Knee.

John Cena almost leaves the cage, but Joey Mercury slams the cage on Cena’s face.

Seth Rollins hits John Cena with the Money In The Bank Briefcase.

John Cena hits Seth Rollins with a Top Rope AA

While both men are down, Brock Lesnar appears!

Brock Lesnar hits John Cena with multiple German Suplexes.

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Brock Lesnar turns to Seth Rollins.

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Brock Lesnar F-5’s John Cena.

Seth Rollins and Paul Heyman shake hands.

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Seth Rollins hits the Curb Stomp on John Cena.

Seth Rollins walks out of the cage.

Winner: Seth Rollins

So That Happened:

Next Week on RAW: Ho-Ho Hogan is the Host for Christmas RAW

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