RAW begins with Ho Ho Hogan.
Ho Ho Hogan convinces the WWE Universe that he’s Ho Ho Hogan and not Hulk Hogan.
John Cena comes out in plaid shorts.
John Cena talks about wanting a Frozen playset for Christmas, then starts singing “Let It Go.”
After a loud “We Want Lesnar” chant, John Cena tells Ho Ho Hogan that he wants Brock Lesnar. Cena says he’s not here to complain about how he lost to Seth Rollins, but now all he wants for Christmas is a match with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins comes out and complains, telling John Cena that no one wants to hear his stupid voice anymore.
Seth Rollins calls Cena and Hogan legends in their respective eras, then says that Cena’s time is up and Rollins time is now. Rollins turns his attention to Ho Ho Hogan running RAW, saying that it should be The Authority. Rollins calls Ho Ho Hogan an imposter and a farce. Rollins says Triple H and Stephanie McMahon deserve to be here, then tell the WWE Universe that booing is not the holiday spirit.
Seth Rollins brings up The Vigilante Sting again, then tells John Cena that he is lucky that Rollins let him get up on his own two feet. Rollins demands Ho Ho Hogan give him his Christmas Present back. Rollins present is for Ho Ho Hogan to force John Cena to bring back The Authority.
John Cena tells Seth Rollins to shut up, then trashes him for all the terrible things he did to everyone in 2014. Cena tells Rollins that if he comes down here, he will put his neon foot up Seth Rollins’ ass. Cena refuses to bring The Authority back.
Ho Ho Hogan interrupts and makes a match between Seth Rollins and John Cena as the first match tonight on RAW. Seth Rollins is not happy. Ho Ho Hogan puts a Christmas hat on John Cena.
Match 01: John Cena vs. Seth Rollins
Seth Rollins hits the Avada Kedaraon John Cena
John Cena hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle on Seth Rollins
John Cena hits Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury with a Double AA.
Seth Rollins tries to hit John Cena with the MITB briefcase, but John Cena catches him with the AA.
Winner: John Cena
Backstage: Kane hates Christmas.
Match 02: Jack Swagger vs. Fandango
Winner: Fandango
Backstage: Dolph Ziggler calls his TLC Match against Luke Harper one of the most brutal matches in his career. Ziggler calls Harper a nightmare come to life, but tonight he will give the WWE Universe the present they deserve and that’s a victory over Luke Harper. Dolph Ziggler wishes Tom Phillips a Merry Christmas.
Match 03: Adam Rose vs. R-Truth
R-Truth and Adam Rose have a dance off.
R-Truth tricks Adam Rose and catches him with a roll up.
Winner: R-Truth
Post-Match, Adam Rose destroys the Bunny.
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