So That Happened: Total Divas (09/01/13 )

Posted on September 2, 2013 by 3mbooth

Total Divas begins with Eva Marie and JoJo checking out Justin Gabriel stretching to funky music.

Eva Marie and JoJo ask Chris Jericho if Justin Gabriel is single. Jericho asks JoJo if she likes Gabriel, then teases her about her crush on Justin.

Eva Marie, JoJo and Brie Bella are backstage watching Daniel Bryan wrestle.

Post-match, Daniel Bryan to the back, kisses Brie Bella, then walks off. Brie talks about how Daniel Bryan is the greatest man in the world, then jokes about Bryan having lipstick on his mouth.


Justin Gabriel and JoJo are flirting with each other.

Eva Marie walks up and interrupts their conversation, then tells JoJo not to do anything that she wouldn’t do. JoJo walks off with Natalya and Eva Marie. A familiar, pale body is shown trying to avoid the cameras.

JoJo and Eva Marie are watching Justin Gabriel wrestle and planning their housewarming party. Michael Hayes sneaks up and scares JoJo and Eva Marie.

The Divas are training in the ring until Natalya shows up. Natalya talks about the stress of the wedding, but Nikki Bella tells Natalya that she doesn’t have to plan her Bachelorette Party because Nikki is planning it. Natalya thinks it’s a great idea and just wants to hang out and chat, but Nikki wants to do more.

Natalya tells the Divas the story about her friend Jaret, who kinda looks like Tyson Kidd. Natalya tells the Divas that she invited Jaret to the wedding and that Jaret told her that he has feelings for her. Naomi thinks Natalya likes the attention that Jaret is giving her because Tyson Kidd isn’t giving her attention. Natalya thinks it’s fine and she’s just looking looking forward to the bachelor party.

Nikki Bella attempts to show off her new move, then the Divas have a mini-match in the ring.

Eva Marie is bronzing JoJo as they prepare for their housewarming party. JoJo is worried about Justin Gabriel showing up first and making a move, but everyone but Justin seems to show up first. The Bellas make fun of Eva Marie and JoJo for their poor wine choices then Brie asks for a beer. Nikki hints that the “Keg Killer” is teases Brie about bringing out “Brie Mode,” AKA the nickname for when Brie Bella gets super drunk.

Natalya talks to Nikki Bella about Jaret texting her wanting to get her in better shape for the wedding. Nikki thinks it’s a plan by Jaret to get physical with her, but Natalya reveals that Tyson Kidd is the only person she’s ever been with. Nikki Bella is surprised.

The Divas start to have a dance party. Cam’ron dances, then Natalya, which Cam’ron makes fun of in a confessional.

Then, then Naomi shows off her “Pow Pow Pow” dancing abilities.

Cam’ron talks about dating older guys because she’s a scholar. Meanwhile, Justin Gabriel and JoJo start making out.

Justin Gabriel and JoJo go on their first date. Justin Gabriel pokes fun at JoJo’s age.

JoJo starts talking about her pet rabbit, which Justin Gabriel seems very “interested” in.

John Cena and Nikki Bella are shopping for Natalya’s Bachelorette Gift. Nikki Bella tells John Cena about Natalya only sleeping with one guy her entire life, but Cena doesn’t seem to care as long as she’s happy.

Nikki Bella jokes that her family would do backflips if she only dated one guy. Nikki Bella tries to cover up what she just said, but John Cena jokes about how many guys Nikki Bella has slept with. Cena hopes it’s between 1 and 1000.

Cam’ron is getting ready to leave for Vegas. Vincent complains and wants to go, but she tells him only WWE Superstars and Divas will be there. Vincent still wants to go.

The Bachelorette Party: The Total Divas, Daniel Bryan, Justin Gabriel, Jimmy Uso, Hornswoggle and Curt Hawkins are part of the party.

JoJo mentions that she’s excited that Justin Gabriel is at the Bachelorette Party. JoJo thinks they’d make great babies together.

The Divas toast with Natalya, then head to the pool for a party.

At the pool, Jimmy Uso tells Naomi that she’s the hottest one in the pool and that some of the Divas have no business wearing two pieces. Jimmy Uso asks Naomi why she keeps rubbing lotion on herself and Naomi tells Jimmy that she’s ashy. Jimmy tells Naomi that he loves dark meat and he likes his BBQ burnt.

Natalya talks with Nikki Bella until Jaret texts her. Natalya starts to talk about Jaret’s texts, but Nikki scolds her for even getting text messages. Natalya thinks the texts are harmless, but Nikki knows Jaret is flirting is flirting with her. Natalya says Nikki is making her feel bad, but Nikki thinks she should feel bad.

Eva Marie and JoJo are at the pool with the rest of the Divas. Jimmy Uso slams Naomi into the pool.

Eva Marie and JoJo catch Justin Gabriel talking with another girl. Eva Marie thinks Justin Gabriel doesn’t want anything serious, while JoJo thinks it’s not like that. JoJo thinks Justin Gabriel wouldn’t come at her like that if he didn’t like her.

Back in the hotel, Natalya is taking shots while everyone cheers her on. Naomi wants to see Brie Mode tonight, but Brie doesn’t think it’s going to happen.

Tyson Kidd makes a toast to Natalya, aka the reason why he’s still here.

After the toast, The Divas leave to go see Chippendales (Kenny King’s face may be blurred out actually.) The Chippendales bring Natalya on stage, rope her, then pull their pants down and continue dancing.

JoJo complains that she can’t do anything in Vegas like drink or gamble. Eva Marie feels bad for her, but also doesn’t drink because of personal reasons.

JoJo and Eva Marie catch Justin Gabriel talking to another girl again. Justin Gabriel leaves in a cab with a girl. JoJo says that she’s done then starts cursing about Justin Gabriel.

JoJo is in complete shock because she thought they had great chemistry. Eva Marie gives JoJo a hug to console her.

The Divas continue to party as Brie Mode is in Full Effect. Brie Bella, Nikki Bella and Cam’ron are dancing on table tops.

Nikki Bella ends up falling off the table top, but the Divas continue to party.

The Divas go back to the hotel. Natalya confesses that she can’t get Jaret out of her mind. Natalya says that there is no one she loves more than Tyson Kidd, but she feels like she’s not ready for it. Brie Bella decides to have a one-on-one with Natalya.

Brie Bella drunkenly tries to reason with Natalya. Natalya says she feels overwhelmed because she is a little afraid to totally seal the deal with Tyson Kidd.

Brie Bella realizes she’s still in Brie Mode and tries to sober up to sneak into the room and not wake up Daniel Bryan. Brie Bella fails and has to knock on the door and wake up Bryan anyway. Brie thinks that Bryan doesn’t know she’s in Brie mode, so she decides to bite him in the wiener.

Brie Bella shows off the gifts that she got in Vegas, including handcuffs. Brie Bella puts handcuffs on Daniel Bryan, which Bryan is not happy about.

The next day, Daniel Bryan wakes up Brie Bella, who has a very bad hangover. Bryan asks why her head hurts, and Brie admits that she got into Brie Mode last night. Bryan admits that he knew this and that she was not discreet about being drunk. Bryan says it’s Natalya’s Bachelorette Party and Brie was going to do what she wants and wasn’t mad.

Brie Bella says she doesn’t feel well, so Daniel Bryan decides to grab her head and shake it.

Daniel Bryan gets out of bed. Brie tries to get out of bed, but Daniel Bryan jumps on top of her and shakes the bed some more.

Natalya makes a toast at dinner, then JoJo talks about how awkward it is to be sitting next to Justin Gabriel. Gabriel and JoJo go to talk. JoJo tells Gabriel that he’s been confusing her lately. Gabriel tells her that she’s beautiful and talented, but the age gap is so big. JoJo gets the message then walks away.

The Bella Twins are on their bed talking about shoes until Brie realizes Nikki’s vibrator is right underneath the sheets. Brie jokes about having to take a shower and switches beds, while Nikki shows no shame in her little “Purple People Eater.”

Naomi goes to visit Cam’ron. Naomi bangs on the door until Cam’ron opens up and they greet each other.

Naomi talks about how good Cam’ron’s room looks. Cam’ron vents about Vincent and says that he’s going to land on the plane in an hour. Naomi talks about how tonight is going to be great and Cam’ron hopes they’re not babysitting tonight. Vincent shows up.

Vincent is very excited about being in Vegas, which upsets Cam’ron.

Brie Bella toasts to Natalya and Tyson Kidd, while Nikki Bella decides to toast to Orgasms and Boners.

Natalya’s cake arrives as everyone cheers and Vincent does the Antonio Cesaro arm cannons.

Vincent continues to be annoying by messing with the penis on the cake and playing with the cotton candy.

After dinner, everyone heads out to Ghost Bar to have a good time and dance.

Vincent continues to drink more and be obnoxious. Cam’ron tries to confront Vincent on the drinking, but Vincent doesn’t listen. Vincent gets into drunk truth telling mode with Tyson Kidd, Natalya and Jimmy Uso.

Cam’ron says there’s a stain on her dress and claims Vincent spilled stuff on her. Vincent gets upset and the two start arguing. Cam’ron says she’s gonna go and leaves the bar with Vincent because he had too much to drink.

Cam’ron tries to walk back to the hotel, but Vincent is way too drunk to pay attention to anything.

After the Bella Twins leave, Tyson Kidd and Natalya dance as Natalya talks about how happy she is in her relationship.


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Unprofessional Wrestling: Book It, Bert!

Posted on September 1, 2013 by 3mbooth
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There has been a lot of wrestling this summer. In the 104 days of summer vacation, we were there for a good amount of wrestling events.

Not to mention all the watching there was to watch! RAW, iMPACT, Smackdown, NXT on Hulu … AND Total Divas! Who saw that one coming?!? The was a summer of slams well before SummerSlam, the biggest block party of the summer, even happened. Frankly, we could use a vacation. there’s still time just enough time. A quick weekend jaunt to Cancun sounds nice. And, according to the Travel Channel’s Trip Flip, running into Bert Kreischer could make a weekend getaway into an unforgettable experience.  Bert took two Minnesotans he found on the beach and –  like a Lethal Lottery or a BattleBowl – booked them a lifetime of memories in one moment: They teamed up to train and compete in their first every lucha libre match.

And it was there in a tiny gym in cancun that two vacation goers donned luchador and became “Jumping Jordan” and “Sexy Blue,” warriors of the ring.

 
Not only were they victorious (technically, everyone won?) but they also have a unique story to tell everyone back in Minnesota. But it goes to show that sometimes the best way to take a break from wrestling is to lace up and wrestle. It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.
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Highlight Reel: Modern Beast

Posted on August 31, 2013 by 3mbooth
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The USA Network is heavily promoting Happy Endings Modern Family coming to its television schedule this coming fall. The Emmy Award Winning Sitcom is a natural fit for a network with the motto “Characters Welcome.” And the pairing of the Pritchetts and the McMahons on Monday Nights could not only give a new meaning to the word “family squabbles” but also it would let Ed O’Neill one again be the catalyst for pro wrestling fandom. if given a time slot before RAW on Mondays, with it comes a chance for Ed O’Neill to be the catalyst for pro wrestling. It seems that another cast member is picking up where Al Bundy left off: Eric Stonestreet, who plays Cameron Tucker, seems to be using Vine to find that pro wrestling / single camera comedy crossover audience.

Who knew that Brock Lesnar could be so funny, especially just by standing there? We all knew that he had that silent, scary demeanor down, but funny? Just in case you thought it was a one time fluke, Stonestreet’s second vine proves he also has comedic timing:

See? He even made his entrance without having to do the “Brock Bop” first. Could a Brock Lesnar appearance on Modern Family be in the works? Maybe Cameron could have a friend from his high school wrestle / cow tipping team come visit, huh?

(Thanks to our Vine Expert YourBoyDrew for showing us these videos. Follow Him)

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Highlight Reel: Light It Up

Posted on August 29, 2013 by 3mbooth
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When AJ Lee appeared on RAW after the Natalya / Brie Bella SummerSlam Rematch, we all expected to wield her signature brand of cunning that we’ve come to love at ThreeManBooth. But no one expected her to channel former boyfriend CM Punk and unleash a verbal tirade on the Divas of Total Divas, the WWE’s reality show on the E! Network.

What is now referred to as the #PipeBombshell, the Divas Champion verbally eviscerated The Bella Twins, The Funkadactyls, Natalya, Eva Marie and Jojo, claiming their attempt to get 15 minutes of fame via the reality show paled in comparison to her accomplishments in the past year. She pointed out that even though those Divas wear $4,000 shoes on red carpets, none of them could lace up her Chuck Taylors! Now, we’re not here to pick favorites (actually, we are: AJ won; Natalya’s reply was second; everyone else: tied for third) but the Divas’ Champion deserves something special. I mean, the WWE Champion got a car on Monday! Luckily, Adafruit Industries might have just the gift for AJ:

Light up Chuck Taylors may not be the same as $4,000 shoes but considering that AJ shines wherever she goes, her shoes deserve to glow! Plus, a pair of light up kicks would go perfectly with her entrance theme, “Light It Up.” We could bask in her trailblazing footsteps each week as she skips to the ring. Unfortunately, our fingers are best suited for blogging, not customizing footwear for the WWE’s most prominent Chickbuster. Maybe the Divas Champion could enlist the talents of the Head Seamstress in Charge, Sandra?

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So That Happened: 08/26/13

Posted on August 27, 2013 by 3mbooth

RAW begins with The Shield standing in front of the ring.

Triple H comes out to his King Of Kings music.

Triple H reminds us of what happened to Daniel Bryan at Summerslam, calling it the dawning of a new era. After replaying the footage of Daniel Bryan getting screwed, Triple H says that was best for business and there was nothing personal about the attack. Triple H shows the footage of Daniel Bryan’s attack from last week’s RAW and admits that his attack was personal.

Triple H says the reason he embarrassed and humiliated Daniel Bryan was because of Bryan’s actions. Triple H says every action has a consequence and Bryan made it personal by insulting his wife, his family and him. Triple H claims he’s willing to be the bigger man and move on and wants to be a business man with Daniel Bryan and the choice is Bryan’s.

Triple H segways from business to ratings claiming that they went through the roof and that business is booming because of the new face of the WWE, Randy Orton. Triple H asks the WWE Universe to show respect as he brings out their champion and future, Randy Orton.

Triple H congratulates Randy Orton for breathing new life into the WWE and the WWE Championship. Triple H says as COO, he likes to award people who excel and are not afraid to grab the brass ring and run with it. Triple H tells Randy Orton that he got him a gift and paid for it out of his own pocket.

Triple H tells Randy Orton he wants to show how much Orton means to him and brings out Orton’s gift: A brand new Cadillac Escalade.

Randy Orton thanks Triple H for the Escalade and for having the vision and business acumen of realizing that Orton is the only man worthy of being WWE Champion and Face Of The Company. Triple H tells Randy Orton to test out the car, but they’re interrupted by Daniel Bryan’s music. Daniel Bryan comes out and starts a “YES!” chant on the ramp.

Daniel Bryan “compliments” Randy Orton’s “sweet ride” and says it’s way nicer than his Honda Fit. Bryan d says since Orton is making Thank Yous, he’s has a few Thank Yous of his own that he would like to make. First, Daniel Bryan thanks each and every person in Phoenix and the WWE Universe because he’s not the biggest, the strongest or the prettiest, then mentions that “Twinkle Toes Orton” is the prettiest. Bryan says despite not being any of those things, the people have believed and supported him and we have no idea how much that means to him.

Next, Daniel Bryan thanks John Cena for allowing him the opportunity to be in the Main Event at Summerslam because a guy like Triple H would have never given that opportunity.

Daniel Bryan thanks Triple H for ending his charade and finally showing his true colors at Summerslam. Bryan thanks Triple H for proving that his view of what’s “best for business” is just as narrow-minded and misguided as Mr. McMahon’s. Bryan mocks Triple H for going from a rebel in the leather jack to a sellout in a suit. Randy Orton defends Triple H and demands that “Dan” show respect to the COO and Face of the WWE.

Daniel Bryan mocks Randy Orton’s role as the Face Of The WWE then tells Orton that at Night Of Champions, not only will Orton’s face be re-arranged, but Triple H’s vision of the future will be re-arranged as well because Bryan will become the new “WWE Champion.” After a “YES!” chant, Triple H calls Bryan’s “fantasy” adorable then calls him Jiminy Cricket. And if that wasn’t enough, Triple H starts by singing “When You Wish Upon A Star” to Bryan.

Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that in the real world, it makes a difference who you are. Triple H says Daniel Bryan is not an A Player and that Randy Orton is an A player. Triple H calls Daniel Bryan a B then gives him an opportunity to prove himself to the world. Triple H puts Daniel Bryan in a gauntlet match against Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and then “The Gift Of Roman Reigns.”

Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that he’s going to give Bryan the gift of The Shield in a Gauntlet Match because he believes in Daniel Bryan and he believes that this is what is best for business.

Match 01: Cody Rhodes vs. Fandango (With Damien Sandow on commentary)

The Miz comes out with Rosa Mendes dressed as Fandango.

The Miz and Rosa Mendes do their rendition of Fandango and Summer Rae’s dance.

Damien Sandow interferes and attacks Cody Rhodes.

Winner: Cody Rhodes (Via DQ)

Post-Match, Brad Maddox makes a tag team match between Cody Rhodes and The Miz vs. Fandango and Damien Sandow.


Match 02: Cody Rhodes and The Miz vs. Damien Sandow and Fandango

Fandango walks out of the match as Cody Rhodes trips Damien Sandow. The Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the win.

 Winners: The Miz and Cody Rhodes

Post-Match, Fandango grabs the mic and says the correct spelling of his name..

Backstage: Josh Mathews asks Christian about the direction Triple H is taking the WWE. Christian says it’s a difficult question to answer because the minute anyone says anything bad about the new regime, they suffer the consequences. Christian says that he lived through the Attitude Era and the McMahon-Helmsley Regime and that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Christian continues to speak, Randy Orton walks up.

Randy Orton asks Christian if he has a problem with the way things are around here. Orton thinks Christian has a problem because at Summerslam, Orton was a winner and Christian was a loser. Orton says tonight history will repeat itself because tonight, Orton will win by hitting Christian with an RKO. Christian says that it’s funny because Triple H likes to play with sledgehammers, but apparently he found himself a new tool. Orton tells Christian that he’ll see him out there tonight.

Backstage: Renee Young asks CM Punk which stipulation he wants. CM Punk says he’s not going to try and sway the WWE Universe, but he knows what he wants. He wants to get his hands on Paul Heyman. Also backstage Paul Heyman complains that the WWE is going to subject his health to the WWE Universe. Curtis Axel claims he’s “got this.” and asks if Heyman believes in him. Heyman reluctantly tells Axel he believes in him like his life depends on it.


Match 03: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel

The WWE Universe chooses the stipulation for the match. Option A. Paul Heyman is banned from ringside. Option B. Heyman as Special Guest Referee. Or Option C. CM Punk gets Paul Heyman after the match. Option C wins!

CM Punk tries to go after Paul Heyman, but Curtis Axel attacks him from behind.

Winner: CM Punk

Paul Heyman tries to run away, but security grabs him and brings him back to the ring. Heyman screams that this was all Brock Lesnar’s idea, but Punk won’t listen.

CM Punk is about to attack Paul Heyman, but Curtis Axel hits CM Punk with a low blow.

Paul Heyman pulls out handcuffs and he and Curtis Axel handcuff CM Punk.

Paul Heyman slaps CM Punk in the face several times screaming that he’s going to hurt CM Punk. Heyman taunts CM Punk telling him to fight back.

CM Punk ends up fighting back by kicking Curtis Axel in the head, then tripping Paul Heyman.

CM Punk almost attacks Paul Heyman, but Curtis Axel hits Punk in the back with a chair then beats him up further. Curtis Axel goes out of the ring and gets a Kendo Stick. Axel taunts Punk with the Kendo Stick, then hands the stick over to Paul Heyman.

CM Punk tells Paul Heyman to “Make It Count” then Paul Heyman starts beating CM Punk with the Kendo Stick! Curtis Axel holds CM Punk back as Paul Heyman continues beating CM Punk with the Kendo Stick while screaming about how much he loved CM Punk and how much gave everything for him.

Curtis Axel screams at CM Punk some gibberish about being the Intercontinental Champion and how Punk needs to learn his lesson.

Paul Heyman continues to beat CM Punk on the outside with the Kendo Stick.

Paul Heyman screams in CM Punk’s that he gave Punk his heart and that he loved him.

Paul Heyman starts to cry then walks off with Curtis Axel as WWE’s Medical Staff tends to CM Punk.

Match 04: Brie Bella vs. Natalya

JoJo is the Special Guest Ring Announcer:

Winner: Brie Bella

Post-Match, AJ Lee’s theme music plays.

AJ Lee mocks Total Divas by going over last night’s episode making fun of The Bellas Daddy Issues, Cam’ron and Naomi’s break up, Tyson Kidd and the lack of JoJo and Eva Marie.

After a few jokes on Total Divas, AJ drops a “Pipebombshell.”

The Bellas Respond by yelling, screaming and mocking AJ Lee’s Skipping:

Match 05: Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam

RicRod gets on the table and starts chanting RVD distracting Alberto Del Rio.

RVD takes advantage and rolls up Del Rio.

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Backstage: Josh Mathews interviews Ryback and calls him out on bullying everyone. Ryback laughs it off, then grabs Josh Mathews by the cheeks and brings him to his knees. Ryback says he finally found a way to shut Mathews up, pushes him down then walks off.

Backstage: Renee Young catches up with Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel. Young says that Heyman looked shell shocked at what happened out there, then asks if he was afraid of what was going to happen next. Curtis Axel says what happened next is something that CM Punk will never forget.

Paul Heyman says that CM Punk is like a petulant child that needs to keep getting punished. Heyman tells Renee Young that he feels like a man who put his Prodigal Son in face. Heyman says CM Punk was beat by his own Father Figure and now, he will learn that Paul Heyman is the last person that he will ever come up against.

Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel close their car doors then drive off.

Match 06: Randy Orton vs. Christian

Randy Orton pushes Christian and he has a dangerous fall.

Christian hits the spear on Randy Orton, but only gets a two count.

Christian and Randy Orton go through a series of reversals.

Randy Orton hits the RKO on Christian. Winner: Randy Orton Post-Match, Daniel Bryan appears on the Titantron and congratulates Randy Orton his win and his A+ Performance. Bryan says the more he thinks about it, the more he realizes Randy Orton is the “Face Of The WWE.” Bryan compliments Orton’s pretty car, saying it’s a pretty car for a pretty man.

Daniel Bryan hypothetically asks what if he beats Randy Orton at Night Of Champions, will it make him the new face of the WWE. Daniel Bryan reveals Randy Orton’s car which has the word “YES!” spraypainted all over.

Daniel Bryan breaks out into a “YES!” chant as he shows off the “YES!” spraypaint.

Backstage: Brad Maddox apologizes to Randy Orton and Triple H about the car incident. Triple H says that he considers his car and the WWE Championship his personal property that Randy Orton just carries it for him.

Triple H demands that Brad Maddox brings out the entire locker room to watch Daniel Bryan get what he deserves tonight by The Shield. Triple H says if anyone gets involved and thinks about interfering, crossing that line or looking sideways at him, will be fired immediately and he’s gonna laugh while doing it.

Randy Orton promises that Daniel Bryan is gonna pay.

Match 07: Titus O’Neil vs. Jack Swagger

Zeb Colter comes out and says last week, The Real Americans had their victories stolen from The Prime Time Players. Zeb Colter says the definition of a Prime Time Player is a bunch of people who embarrass themselves on a nightly basis by running around like buffoons and barking like dogs.

Zeb Colter says that it’s time that The Real Americans drew a line in the sand. Colter segways into people who stand in Welfare lines then says, “If You Can’t Feed ‘Em. Don’t Breed Em.” Colter says if Mrs. O’Neil and Mrs. Young figured that out years ago, we wouldn’t have such an unworthy team. Colter says that’s The Prime Time Players are what’s wrong with America then says “We The People.”


 Winners: Titus O’Neil

The Wyatt Family Speaks:


Backstage: Brad Maddox is talking with the trainer, about how CM Punk is refusing Medical Attention. Punk barges in and demands a match with Paul Heyman, Maddox makes a handicap match for Night Of Champions instead: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel and Paul Heyman in an elimination match. Maddox claims that if Heyman tries to back out of the match, we will never see him again. Punk grabs Maddox by the tie and says that if Heyman tries to back out, we might never see Brad Maddox again.

Renee Young speaks to the WWE Roster: Renee Young asks Big Show about The Shield incident last week and if he’s frustrated. Big Show stays silent.

Renee Young asks Dolph Ziggler, but Ziggler is quiet as well.

Renee Young asks The Miz and The Miz starts to speak…

But The Miz quickly shuts up…

Match 08: Daniel Bryan vs. Seth Rollins

Daniel Bryan hits an insane suicide dive on Seth Rollins!

Seth Rollins gets the upperhand.

Daniel Bryan hits a TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX on Seth Rollins!

Daniel Bryan hits the flying knee for the win.

Winner: Daniel Bryan

Match 09: Dean Ambrose vs. Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan ends up locking the YES! Lock on Dean Ambrose but Roman Reigns interferes.

Winner: Daniel Bryan (via DQ)

Match 10: Daniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns

Daniel Bryan locks the YES! Lock on Roman Reigns but Dean Ambrose interferes.

Winner: Daniel Bryan (via DQ)

Post-Match, The Shield beats down Daniel Bryan while the WWE Superstars watch in disgust.

The Shield continues to beat down Daniel Bryan.

Triple H’s Theme Song plays and he comes out as the roster makes room for him.

The Shield holds Daniel Bryan up allowing Roman Reigns to spear Triple H. Triple H comes out and stares down Big Show as the WWE Superstars look upset. The Shield hits Daniel Bryan with the Triple Powerbomb as Triple H continues to stare down the WWE Superstars.

Randy Orton’s theme plays and Orton comes out next. The Shield holds up Daniel Bryan, which allows Randy Orton to RKO him.

Randy Orton walks back over to Triple H and raises the WWE Championship as The Shield salutes them. Triple H taunts the WWE Superstars, then makes them spread out so he and Orton can leave.

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