When AJ Lee appeared on RAW after the Natalya / Brie Bella SummerSlam Rematch, we all expected to wield her signature brand of cunning that we’ve come to love at ThreeManBooth. But no one expected her to channel former boyfriend CM Punk and unleash a verbal tirade on the Divas of Total Divas, the WWE’s reality show on the E! Network.
What is now referred to as the #PipeBombshell, the Divas Champion verbally eviscerated The Bella Twins, The Funkadactyls, Natalya, Eva Marie and Jojo, claiming their attempt to get 15 minutes of fame via the reality show paled in comparison to her accomplishments in the past year. She pointed out that even though those Divas wear $4,000 shoes on red carpets, none of them could lace up her Chuck Taylors! Now, we’re not here to pick favorites (actually, we are: AJ won; Natalya’s reply was second; everyone else: tied for third) but the Divas’ Champion deserves something special. I mean, the WWE Champion got a car on Monday! Luckily, Adafruit Industries might have just the gift for AJ:
Light up Chuck Taylors may not be the same as $4,000 shoes but considering that AJ shines wherever she goes, her shoes deserve to glow! Plus, a pair of light up kicks would go perfectly with her entrance theme, “Light It Up.” We could bask in her trailblazing footsteps each week as she skips to the ring. Unfortunately, our fingers are best suited for blogging, not customizing footwear for the WWE’s most prominent Chickbuster. Maybe the Divas Champion could enlist the talents of the Head Seamstress in Charge, Sandra?