Snapshots: Real Americans

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Zeb Colter started out as a politically charged fire-starter, aggressively throwing out rampant accusations at Alberto del Rio and Sin Cara. He claimed that illegal immigrants like them were stealing jobs and opportunities from ‘Real Americans’ like Jack Swagger. Initially, his commentary was met – throughout most of America – with boos; lately, his still been booed. But then, there’s a loud outcry of “We The People!” IS it a sign of support? Maybe but not for Colter’s opinion (Frankly, someone who calls Santa Claus an illegal immigrant should never be cheered). The popularity of The Real Americans, specifically Antonio Cesaro’s Giant Swing and Jack Swagger’s … hair, is in contrast to Colter’s commentary. Zeb Colter’s America has tons of mustache wax, track jackets with cool embroidered nicknames like Toni (for Antoni Cesaro) and Big Hoss (for Jack Swagger) and synchronized sprints and flag tosses. It’s Williamsburg with wrestling, which is enticing enough to enlist. That is why Bucky Sentry created a take-off of the famous Uncle Sam “Enlist” poster for Zeb Colter’s America.

3MB_YOU_tshirtsBut in wrestling, you can’t throw around worlds like “Real American” or “YOU!” without thinking of the man that mixed the red and yellow with the red, white and blue: Hulk Hogan. In the same spirit as the “Enlist” poster, CoinboxTees swapped Hulk Hogan for Uncle Sam. Instead of a top hat, there’s a red, white and blue bandana. The 24 inch pythons represent the right to bear arms. And of course, a blond handlebar mustache that makes Zeb Colter envious.

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So That Happened: #RAW Recap (12/16/13)

Match 07: Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton

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Randy Orton bites Daniel Bryan.

Randy Orton mocks Daniel Bryan.

Daniel Bryan bites Randy Orton.

Randy Orton hits a Superplex on Daniel Bryan.

Daniel Bryan kicks Randy Orton harder than usual.

Randy Orton tries to roll up Daniel Bryan, but gets put in the โ€œYES!โ€ Lock.

Randy Orton manages to make it to the ropes. Daniel Bryan continues to kick Orton, but Orton hits Bryan with a low blow.

Winner: Daniel Bryan (Via DQ)

Post-Match, John Cena runs down to the ring and attacks Randy Orton.

John Cena checks on Daniel Bryan, but Randy Orton sneaks up and hits him with an RKO.

Randy Orton celebrates with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

So…This Is Happening Next Week:

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas Season Finale (12/15/13)

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The Bella Twins are talking about food and their periods. Nikki is concerned that she didnโ€™t get her period and her nipples are huge. Nikki reveals that she bought a pregnancy test. Brie Bella questions why Nikki would get a pregnancy test and do it at work.

The Bella Twins go over the instructions of the pregnancy test. Apparently, Brie is confused on how they work and Nikki has to explain how itโ€™s used.

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Cheap Pop: Hanna-Barbarians

In Cheap Pop, 3MBooth Discusses Random Topics With a Slight Historical Bend

In case you have been living under a rock, or you’re The Rock, WWE has entered into a partnership with Hanna-Barbera. Earlier this week, we got a glimpse of theย Scooby Doo feature where the Scooby Gang needs to solve a mystery … at Wrestlemania! It features the voice talents of WWE Superstars like John Cena, AJ Lee, The Miz and – somehow – Sin Cara. Also, the WWE announced a Flintstones Crossover! A pre-historic WWE should have Superstars likeย Vince McMagma, John Cenastone, The Boulder Twins, and CM Punkrock, who (we can imagine) is a “Great Gazoo” guy.

Brodus Clay has to be involved in this project, right? How couldย  The Funkasaurus and The Funkadactyls not be walking the dinosaur or doing the Bedrock Twitch? But why stop there: the WWE should reach into the extensive Hanna-Barbera library for more cross-overs, bringing out familiar faces for a new audience. Here are 5 potential cross-overs that we would love to see WWE and Hanna-Barbera do.

Note: We took into consideration that animation takes a long time to make, so these storylines might be a few months old.

Friday Night Catdown

Theย  question, “Who is really in charge?” looms over all WWE’s programming, especially on Raw or Smackdown. All it takes is one clever person to come in and they can quickly rise to power. In the Hanna Barbera verse, there is no one more suited to reign in chaos than Top Cat. Not only does he come with his own theme song, but he also comes with his own entourage, a Mean Alley Posse, if you will. Top Cat is so adept at lying, cheating, and stealing, he probably influenced Eddie Guerrero. Most ‘friends’ get to call him “T.C.” and he’ll use that ‘friendship,’ to pit General Manager of Smackdown Booker T against his Senior Adviser Teddy Long; the seeds have already been planted. By the time Booker T and Teddy realized they’ve been had, Top Cat would have already redecorated his new office. Mr. McMahon, impressed by the moxie and the style of this alley cat,ย  would promote T.C. to the General Manager position on RAW. Unfortunately, the call of the Alley is too strong. Officer Dibble, back from vacation, would threaten to take away Top Cat’s alley phone, putting an end to all his other cons. Top Cat always sticks with what he knows: the alley.
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Nation Of Animation: The Many Dances Of Stephanie McMahon

In Nation Of Animation, 3MBooth will spotlight wrestlers using animated gifs

Over the past few months, Stephanie McMahon and the Authority have been ruling over the WWE. Whether it’s physically or verbally abusing a Superstar, putting them in a handicap match, or just handing them a simple Bed, Bath and Beyond Giftcard, Stephanie McMahon has been ruthless. However, last week on RAW, Stephanie McMahon was knocked down by Randy Orton after Daniel Bryan countered Orton’s RKO. After some concern, Stephanie seemed fine, but it seems knocking into Orton also knocked some fun back into the Billion Dollar Princess.

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(Gifs courtesy of wrestling-giffer)

Yes. That is our very own #CoolMomSteph performing Booker T’s Spin-A-Roonie after RAW!
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