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The main stops on the Road to Wrestlemania are the Royal Rumble in January, Elimination Chamber in February, Monday Night RAWs in March and finally Wrestlemania weekend in April. If you think there’s no room for love on the Road to Wrestlemania, you’re mistaken; Valentine’s Day is days before the Elimination Chamber and, luckily, the WWE has you prepared. We stumbled across a set of these WWE themed Valentine’s card last year and had to seek them out again.
If You Got a Kofi Kingston Valentine:
There’s a good chance not much as changed from last year, Valentine. In fact, your 2013 valentine said “I Hope Your Valentine’s Day is Great!” and this year, it says “Have a Great Valentine’s Day!” Variety may be the spice of life for some. Not for you though: it’s consistency. We can rely on you to jump high, kick hard and do some crazy acrobatics in January. When you’re ready to break the routine though, let us know. It’ll make our hearts go Boom! Boom! Boom!
If You Got a Sheamus Valentine:
You could be a winner, Valentine! Despite your aversion to the sun, your interesting accent and your insistance of calling everyone and everything ‘fella,’ you could still be a winner. Just some helpful advice: we like you more when you don’t talk. Your rough and tumble style on the kickball field speaks volumes. We are a little concerned though. You keep talking about grabbing a “pint” at the “bar.” Stop calling your fridge a “bar” and your juiceboxes “pints.” You have a problem, sir! and that’s a shameful thing.
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