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So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/14/14)

Posted on April 15, 2014 by keepitfivestar

Bray Wyatt Speaks:

Let's SWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY people! #Swaying #TheWyatts #FollowTheBuzzards #EaterOfWorlds

— nicole (@angiechipz) April 15, 2014

Anyone else want to see Bray Watt blow our birthday candles?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

You know you're supposed to boo the Wyatts, but ah well :p

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt says society does what they’re told, but he is differently. Bray Wyatt says he has 1,000 faces and a million names like Seducer, Accuser and Destroyer. Wyatt says that you can call him whatever name you see fit, but he has never lied unlike John Cena.

Bray Wyatt is the best beat poet in sports-entertainment. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt says John Cena has made a career out of lying to the WWE Universe. Wyatt says behind Cena’s isn’t a man, it’s a beast. Wyatt says tells the kids that he’s not going to let John Cena do this to them anymore. Wyatt claims he has Cena up against the ropes and all he needs is that one last little push.

HE'S BEEN LYIN TO YOU, MAN

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) April 15, 2014

PREACH IT BRAY. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt has never lied to us. That bit about him being already dead? So true. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt says Abigail will be his sword, but he will not slay this monster yet. Right now, he just wants to come out and play. Bray Wyatt calls out John Cena to the ring.

Business is about to pick up. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 15, 2014

John Cena comes out and tells Bray Wyatt he last thing he needs is another push because no one wants to see that. Cena says The Wyatt Family is always so serious. Cena tells Bray Wyatt that he tried to bring the monster out at Wrestlemania, but it doesn’t exist. Cena wants to try something different and have fun with Bray Wyatt.

"The last thing anybody wants to see is another push" – John Cena. Awesome.

— Mister Payne (@mister__payne) April 15, 2014

John Cena says that he doesn’t judge anybody, but if he could get The Wyatt Family to Happy Hour, they’d be the life of the party. Cena thinks Erick Rowan would be telling jokes for days, while Luke Harper would streak through the quad. Cena compliments Bray Wyatt’s white pants, Hawaiian Shirt and Michael Jackson glove, and calls him a ladies’ man. Cena thinks Bray Wyatt should have a few drinks, get introduced to some Birmingham ladies, then makes a Roll Tide reference.

Oh god, Joke Cena. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455889782506151936
https://twitter.com/JohnnyLandin/status/455889817105354753

John Cena brings up Sister Abigail and wonders if she’s even real. Cena says he did some research on the “Google Machine” and found Sister Abigail on MySpace.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/455890175243993088

Shoulda stopped while you were ahead John.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455890045417709568

Michael Jackson reference. MySpace reference. This Cena promo is every hack comedian's 5min set at every open mic I've ever been to. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) April 15, 2014

John Cena compliments Sister Abigail’s “beauty” and “facial hair” then tells Bray Wyatt that he started to wonder what Bray’s Mom looked like. Cena says he found Bray Wyatt’s Mom on Tinder, then introduces us to “Bobby-Jo Wyatt.”

Cena's terrible photoshop displays never get old. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/455890163571240960

… That is terrible. On a lot of levels. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 15, 2014

John Cena: Internet Bully. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455890826452025344
https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/455890445441437697

John Cena “reveals” that The Wyatt Family has a new member and that he had to use his connections at TMZ to get the first photo of the baby. Cena introduces the WWE to Chastity-Lynn Wyatt.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

This shouldnt be funny, but Im laughing

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 15, 2014

I'm glad Kofi Kingston's been helping John Cena with his photoshopping skills. Wish he was doing' ANYTHING else but hey, busy is busy.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Wasn't he scared at the end of the trio tag last week? Now it's all fun times.

— tim (@TimWelcomed) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt tells John Cena that anytime a serious threat is in his face, all he does is make jokes about it. John Cena says that if Bray Wyatt wants serious, he should know that Cena can get serious with anyone. Cena says at Wrestlemania, Bray Wyatt forced his back against the wall and forced him to fight for everything. Cena says Bray Wyatt found out that when John Cena gets serious, Bray Wyatt’s ass gets beat.

John Cena trying to have his cake and eat it here.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) April 15, 2014

Serious John Cena once killed Wade Barrett with 7,000 chairs to the triumphant cheers of small children. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 15, 2014

John Cena tells Bray Wyatt to be careful what he wishes for, because he might get it. Cena tells Wyatt that if he gets beaten again, he becomes the desperate man who will fight for everything. Cena says he’s going to force Bray Wyatt to do something that he hasn’t done since he stepped in the WWE. Cena thinks Bray Wyatt talks, but without his family, he can’t back it up. Cena tells Wyatt that when you take Luke Harper and Erick Rowan out of the equation, Bray Wyatt goes from Eater Of Worlds to Eater Of The World’s Largest Cinnabun.

My god.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 15, 2014

Eating the world's largest Cinnabun is pretty impressive, Cena.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

John Cena issues a serious challenge to Bray Wyatt. Cena wants Bray Wyatt at Extreme Rules in a Steel Cage.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455891096380669952

Steel Cage is the last place I'd want to be with Bray Wyatt. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 15, 2014

Bray Wyatt likes the idea, then tells John Cena that they have been playing with knives, but sooner or later, one of them is gonna get stuck. Wyatt asks Cena how he can be 100% sure that it won’t be him. Bray Wyatt asks Cena if he wants to have fun and a good time, then rants about how he refuses to have a fallacy like John Cena control Bray and his brothers and sisters, because this is his world and it belongs to him. Bray Wyatt ends his speech by singing “He’s Got The Whole World.”

*Sways* #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 15, 2014

I fear for a comedian's safety if they ever try to joke on Bray Wyatt at a comedy club.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

The day is coming when the entire #RAW arena will be filled with Sheepmasks #Creepy

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Match 08: Santino Marella and Emma vs. Fandango and Layla

It's Santemma!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Emma, get away from that idiot. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 15, 2014

Wow. Hellllooooooooo Layla. #RAW

— Mister Payne (@mister__payne) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455892687153938432
https://twitter.com/TheBarrylad/status/455892708197146624

Michael Cole reveals that Fandango and Summer Rae have broken up.

Fandango thinks Layla smells like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. This is different from Summer Rae, who smells like Frosted Mini Wheats.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

Has it already been 500 Days of Summer? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Winners: Fandango and Layla

Well… Uh, that…. happened. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 15, 2014

Backstage: Stephanie McMahon tells Kane that his job performance has been less than satisfactory. Kane tries to apologize, but Stephanie McMahon doesn’t want to hear it. Stephanie says she and Hunter hired him for this job, they thought they chose a man with no moral code, who could truly lead, take charge and take no prisoners but instead, Kane quivel with people of far lesser intellect than him

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/455893784237449216
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455893748635820032

Stephanie McMahon reminds Kane that he failed 3 different times against Daniel Bryan. Kane tries to explain himself, but Stephanie McMahon tells him to shut up. Stephanie McMahon calls Kane weak, pathetic and a shell of what he used to be.

" You FAILEDDDDDDDDDDDD!"- @StephMcMahon #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455894036276994048

Kane is going to tell you what happened to Kane in his TPS report. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 15, 2014

Stephanie McMahon continues to yell at Kane, saying he used to be the Big Red Machine and a Monster, who made women scream and cry at his very presence. Stephanie asks what happened to The Devil’s Favorite Demon. Kane stands up and gets in Stephanie McMahon’s face.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/455893979046088704

CHOKESLAM HER KANE

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/455893946531864576

Stephanie: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DEVIL'S FAVORITE DEMON! WHAT HAPPENED-
Kane: YOU MADE MY BROTHER LOSE THE STREAK! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

Kane looks at his mask in a glass case.

Put It On chant

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 15, 2014

Kane takes his mask out of the glass case, then promises to eviscerate Daniel Bryan and send him to hell.

And so, Kane took the Silver Monkey #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/455894287062810624

Paging Dr. Shelby. We may have a problem…

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 15, 2014

The new ventriloquist act of Kane & Kane mask will be headlining at Caroline's Comedy Club this weekend! 2 drink minimum. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) April 15, 2014

Kane: I'm going to eviscerate Daniel Bryan and send him to HELL..*Looks at his mask* Señor Wences voice* S'alright?
Kane's Mask: S'alright!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

Bo Dallas Promo:

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/455895472326975488
https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/455895342006161408

The Ultimate Warrior’s Final Promo:

FOREVER. #RIPWarrior #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 15, 2014

This Warrior promo is legendary. Its going to take at least 20 years to translate it though. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 15, 2014

Adam Rose Promo:

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455897378868834304

GO BUNNY!! GO BUNNY!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 15, 2014

THE BUNNY. IS PLAYING. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS. YES. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/455897367271981056

Mark My Words: Bunny will be WWE World Heavyweight Champion by Wrestlemania 31.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

"Don't be a lemon. Be a rosebud." #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 15, 2014

Match 09: Dolph Ziggler vs. Bad News Barrett

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/455896197803163648

Damn, it Dolph! There's a time and a place for a #ZiggleWiggle.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455896303763849216

I was going to make a joke about Garfield enjoying Dolph Ziggler's pasta inspired hair, but I forgot that he hates Mondays.

— Charles Nerd 🌈 (@CharlesNerd) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/455897447932260352

Wade Barrett, Please don't deliver any bad news. It's been a rough week.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

It's time for some B B B B B B B BAD NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 15, 2014

Bad News Barrett hits the Wasteland on Dolph Ziggler.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

THE RETURN OF THE WASTELAND~~~!

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) April 15, 2014

Dolph Ziggler hits Bad News Barrett with a Top Rope X-Factor.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/455900370321944576
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455900356489121793

This is Round 1 of the IC Tournament?!?! It looks like a title match to me!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Bad News Barrett hits Dolph Ziggler with the Bullhammer.

Courtesy of wrestling-giffer

https://twitter.com/ABrownRecluse/status/455900681204154368
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/455900694373879808

Goodnight, Dolph!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

Winner: Bad News Barrett

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/455900867581853696

Oh, Dolph…You tried…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 15, 2014

Post-Match, Bad News Barrett says he’s afraid he has some Bad News. Standing right here is Bad News Barrett and standing before them is the next Intercontinental Champion.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/455900174158553088
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/455900903384420352

Kane Promo:

Well they put this together fast…………..

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) April 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/455901276941721601
https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/455901488246964225
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/455901445041037312

So Did Stephanie have that video ready, just in case?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 15, 2014

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Highlight Reel: Tax! Tax! Tax!

Posted on April 15, 2014 by 3mbooth

In Highlight Reel, 3MB will check out funny and interesting wrestling videos.

It’s that time of year again. The Wrestlemania glow is starting to fade and the stack of receipts from the past year are starting to come into focus. Yup, it’s Tax Season, the Wrestlemania of red suspenders everywhere!

But even this year, accountants are getting into the YES! Movement. Commercials for TaxSlayer used Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” in a run of their ads.

Sure, it was made by German Composer Wagner but these days, it’s the anthem for Daniel Bryan. That first lilt makes your ears perk up and your fingers flex in anticipation of pointing skyward.

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas Recap (04/13/14)

Posted on April 14, 2014 by keepitfivestar

The Total Divas have their Total Divas Brunch. Nikki Bella shows off the new shoes John Cena got her. Brie Bella talks about a hippie bracelet Daniel Bryan got her.

Now, Nikki is making engagement jokes! So we can Laugh about Cena's commitment issues now? Okay. #TotalDivas

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 14, 2014

Natalya starts bleeding from her nose. Brie Bella tells Natalya that her nose is bleeding. Natalya tells the Total Divas about Summer Rae slapping her at her house and injuring her nose.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyLandin/status/455511332939653121

Gross that her nose was bleeding like that while they were eating! #TotalDivas

— Cake (@crownme_cute) April 14, 2014

The Total Divas complain about Natalya’s noseblood ruining their appetite.

Oh, sorry Nattie is super hard core. Bloody Noses go with Bloody Marys at #TotalDivas Brunch

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/ClydeEDawkins/status/455511401558073344

Summer giving Natalya nose problems after one slap is the little things that Total Divas gives us. Comical. #TotalDivas

— Andrew (@Angry216) April 14, 2014

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Highlight Reel: YES! Week Ever

Posted on April 12, 2014 by 3mbooth

In Highlight Reel, 3MB will check out funny and interesting wrestling videos.

Usually, for wrestling to get mentioned on television, something bad has to happen. Unfortunately, the sudden passing of the Ultimate Warrior was all over news outlets, some reputable and others notoriously not. But that wasn’t the only wrestling spotlight this week. The Soup did another tribute to the WWE this week and let wrestlers like The Bella Twins, Dolph Ziggler and Titus O’Neill in on fun along with the RAW announce team: Michael Cole, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler and JBL.

But The Soup wasn’t the only comedy show to talk about wrestling. VH1’s Best Week Ever gave Daniel Bryan the reward for … well, Best Week Ever!

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So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/07/14)

Posted on April 10, 2014 by keepitfivestar

AJ Lee Speaks:

AJ Pipebomb incoming.

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 8, 2014

AJ Lee says for 295 days she has been the WWE Divas Champion and the longest reigning Divas Champion of all time. AJ reminds us that a couple months ago she called out all the other WWE Divas and gave them 295 days to prove them wrong. AJ Lee says that at Wrestlemania, the Divas proved that she is the hero of this story.

300 days is coming, baby! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 8, 2014

Don't be fooled by the rock that she got, she's still AJ from the block. #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) April 8, 2014

AJ Lee says at Wrestlemania, it was AJ Lee vs. The World, but she overcame those odds.

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/453354897065639937

AJ Lee says that she proved that she is the Best Diva In The World. The WWE Universe chants for CM Punk.

Uh oh. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

#RAW AJ "The best diva in the world, hi CM Punk"

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) April 8, 2014

Suddenly, Paige’s music hits!

PAIGE!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 8, 2014

WHATTTTTT #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 8, 2014

LEGIT GOOSEBUMPS. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 8, 2014

After a loud Paige chant, AJ Lee asks what Paige is doing here. Paige says she came to do what no one else would, which is to congratulate AJ on doing well last night. AJ Lee thanks Paige, and thinks the other Divas should do the same, but she doesn’t need Paige’s thank you. AJ tells Paige to run along back to NXT. Paige tells AJ Lee that she just wanted to thank her. AJ calls Paige the sweetest little crumpet.

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AJ Lee challenges Paige to a match. Paige says she’s not ready to compete, but AJ slaps her.

THE DIVAS DIVISION JUST PICKED UP. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

Why would Paige possibly be ready for a match tonight guys, after coming out in her ring gear to the ring and whatnot??? #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 8, 2014

AJ Lee says as a post-Wrestlemania treat, she is going to put the WWE Divas Title On The Line! AJ Lee gets in Paige’s face and tells her that this is her house and she will tell Paige when she’s ready.

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/453355580468379648

Match 07: AJ Lee vs. Paige (Divas Championship)

AJ Lee locks Paige in the Black Widow.

A “This Is Awesome” chant breaks out.

#ThisIsAwesone #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

AJ, I love you, but you chose poorly

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 8, 2014

AJ Lee locks Paige in the Black Widow, but Paige breaks out and hits the Paige Turner.

Courtesy of wrestling-giffer

Winner and NEWWWWWW Divas Champion: Paige

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453356272633393152

WHAT JUST HAPPENED #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453356360575361024

Andre The Giant Memorial Trophy Celebration:

Hulk Hogan comes out.

Hulk Hogan! #Raw #WWE

— Jagnarok (@Jagnarok) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453358420108652544

Hulk Hogan says last night, WWE had the biggest, baddest Wrestlemania of them all right in the SUPERDOME.

https://twitter.com/JAMIEGotDatBOMB/status/453358713882296320

He finally got it right! #SuperDome #RAW

— Jabot (@Jabotism) April 8, 2014

Hulk Hogan says last night, WWE made a lot of historiy and memories, but for him, the greatest memory was the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. This leads to a Cesaro chant.

Brother count: 6 (so far) #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) April 8, 2014

The Andre the Giant trophy weighs approximately 3 and a half Toritos & 8 Hornswoggles. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) April 8, 2014

CESARO CHANT BROTHER #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) April 8, 2014

Deafening chant to Cesaro

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 8, 2014

Hulk Hogan says when Cesaro threw out the Big Show, it made his heart smile and he knows it made Andre The Giant Smile and now every year, Andre’s memory will be immortalized at Wrestlemania.

DID YOU SEE IT BROTHER WHEN CESARO LIFTED THE ONE TON BIG SHOW IN FRONT OF BILLIONS OF CESAROMANIACS

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 8, 2014

Hulk Hogan says there were supposed to be 30 guys in the Battle Royal, but there ended up being 31. Hulk Hogan brings out the winner: Cesaro

Dat jacket! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 8, 2014

He stole that jacket from Jericho's closet

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 8, 2014

THEYRE SINGING THE REAL AMERICANS THEME! I LOVE THIS CROWD! #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) April 8, 2014

Hulk Hogan tells Cesaro that all he has to say is “Congratulations, Brother.” Hulk Hogan walks out.

Hogan walking away just like that? lol

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 8, 2014

Hulk Hogan is actually letting someone have their moment!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/Glenntertain/status/453359528872919041

Cesaro is about to speak, but Zeb Colter takes the microphone. Colter says he will give the mic back, and he will tell everybody what kind of guy he really is, but first Colter will tell him what kind of guy he is. Colter reminds Cesaro that 10 months ago, The Real Americans brought Cesaro into the mix and made him a “Zeb Colter Guy.” Cesaro takes the mic and corrects Zeb Colter, by telling him he is not a Zeb Colter Guy.

https://twitter.com/Heinekenrana/status/453359672523636736

Cesaro reveals that he is a Paul Heyman Guy.

https://twitter.com/failraiser/status/453359719407955968
https://twitter.com/ABrownRecluse/status/453359691842990080
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453359696745725952

Holy Poop

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 8, 2014

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) April 8, 2014

THIS IS THE BEST MONDAY NIGHT RAW EVER. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/ABrownRecluse/status/453359820226428929

Paul Heyman comes out and introduces himself as the advocate of the conqueror of the streak AND the King Of Swing: Cesaro

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/453359782703808512

The King of Swing, Cesaro. I love it. #Raw

— Tyler Edwards (@prince_petty_) April 8, 2014

YASSSSSS KING CESARO WITH THE GREATEST MANAGER OF ALL TIME. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 8, 2014

Zeb Colter can’t believe Cesaro is jumping ship to Paul Heyman. Heyman knows this comes as a shock to Colter, but this is a week of shocking events for Paul Heyman Guys. Heyman tells Colter that his first order of business is to instruct the announcers on how to talk to about the King Of Swing, Cesaro, then leaves the ring and goes to the announce table.

Cesaro is a Paul Heyman Guy. The Awesomeness meter has been shot to the moon. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 8, 2014

King of Swing has instantly caught on.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 8, 2014

Only @HeymanHustle could go from being the most hated man in the building to a huge ovation… in the same show! #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 8, 2014

This is Amazing! Finally a Paul Heyman Guy I can cheer: Cesaro! #KingofSwing

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 8, 2014

As Paul Heyman is instructing the commentary team, Jack Swagger comes out from behind and attacks Cesaro. Swagger adds insult to injury by destroying the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Trophy.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AANNNNNDREEEEEEE! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453360218047397889

Cesaro charges back into the ring and attacks Jack Swagger. On the WWE App, Brad Maddox makes a match between Cesaro and Jack Swagger.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453359974773571584

Match 08: Cesaro vs. Jack Swagger

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https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/453362312376614912

CESARO THE GAWD!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 8, 2014

This man. THIS MAN! THIS. MAN. #CesaroBEAST #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/doublemdoubleu/status/453361946793095168

Jack Swagger leaves the ring.

"Better believe Zeb has a plan" What, like "make sure Swagger leaves alive?" #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 8, 2014

Winner: Cesaro (via countout)

Well, this solves the Real Americans music custody issue. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 8, 2014

Now Seeking Real Americans. Must be able to not get dizzy. Real loose on that "American" part. Serious Applicants Only – ZColter@Yahoo.com

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/453360979481341952

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