So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/28/14)

Stephanie McMahon Speaks:

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Stephanie McMahon says what happened last week was a senseless tragedy. Stephanie McMahon says the Demon Kane is unstoppable and that she would like the opportunity to make it up to Daniel Bryan. Stephanie calls Bryan out to the ring.

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After Daniel Bryan doesn’t come out to the ring, Stephanie McMahon asks Daniel Bryan to come out again. Bryan’s music plays and he comes out to the ring with Brie Bella, who is screaming and chanting “YES!”

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After a loud Daniel Bryan chant, Daniel Bryan tells Stephanie McMahon that he almost believed her when she said she wanted Kane to stop, but everyone knows that she is full of crap.

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After a “YES!” Chant from the WWE Universe, Stephanie McMahon doesn’t blame Daniel Bryan for thinking he’s disingenuous. Stephanie admits that she and Triple H never wanted him to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and that their emotions ran a little high. Daniel Bryan calls them out, then brings up Brie Bella’s feelings throughout this whole saga. Bryan says Brie wanted to get involved, but she didn’t because she respects Bryan and knows that he can do it on his own.

Stephanie McMahon agrees that Daniel Bryan proved them wrong, but all she was trying to do was give Kane a backbone, but instead Kane became The Demon and it went too far. Stephanie tells Brie that she knows how it feels to have her husband stretchered out of her arena and it is no way for a wife to see her husband. Stephanie McMahon apologizes to Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella on behalf on her entire family.

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Daniel Bryan tells Stephanie McMahon that he still thinks the WWE Universe agrees with him when he says that Stephanie is still full of crap. Stephanie McMahon doesn’t know how to convince Bryan and wants him to come in the ring, look him in the eyes and convince him otherwise.

Daniel Bryan tells Stephanie McMahon if he comes down there, he’s still going to see a liar and knows that at the snap of her fingers, she’ll have Kane attack him or Brie Bella. Bryan tells Stephanie that although his head hurts and he can’t move his neck, he has never given up. Bryan says the Doctors have cleared him for Extreme Rules, so if Stephanie thinks Kane will take Bryan out, Bryan vows to take Kane down with him straight to hell.

Stephanie McMahon says she doesn’t know where Kane is, but knows his mask is locked up in his office.

Stephanie tells Daniel Bryan that she knows he can’t compete, but she knows Brie can. In an attempt to make it up to Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan, Stephanie puts Brie Bella in a match against Paige for the Divas Championship. Daniel Bryan says he will accompany Brie to ringside for the title match ,which begins now!

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Backstage: Kane’s Mask is out of its glass case!

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Match 07: Brie Bella vs. Paige (Divas Championship)

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Paige hits a Superplex on Brie Bella.

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Kane comes out from underneath the ring and tries to drag Brie Bella down to Hell!

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Daniel Bryan tries to save Brie Bella, but gets attacked by Kane.

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Kane almost drags Brie Bella down the hole, but Daniel Bryan hits Kane with a wrench.

Kane sits up as Daniel Bryan tells Brie Bella to leave. Kane Chokeslams Daniel Bryan, then tries to drag Brie Bella back down to hell.

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Brie Bella escapes and checks on Daniel Bryan with the WWE Doctors and Trainers.

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Winner: No Contest

Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are getting checked on by the Doctor. Stephanie McMahon comes in to check on Bryan and Brie. Stephanie apologizes again, then asks the Doctor if Bryan if he will be able to compete at Extreme Rules. Bryan says he will be at Extreme Rules and that Stephanie will regret dragging his wife into this.

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Stephanie McMahon apologizes again, but Brie Bella responds this way.

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Backstage: Renee Young speaks with John Cena. Cena apologizes to Renee and tells her he didn’t know how to react to The Wyatt Family Choir. Cena says the choir proved him right about Bray Wyatt because it shows Bray will go to great lengths to get his message across. Cena says that he was wrong about one thing and he’s glad he was: The WWE Universe turning his back on him. Cena says he’s proud to know that they haven’t turned on him, because there was noise and passion and nobody knows passion like John Cena.

John Cena tells Renee Young that this Sunday, he is going to put an end to Bray Wyatt’s Mindgames. Cena says he has special plans for Bray Wyatt this Sunday, then jokes that he’s going to buy Bray Wyatt a mule. Cena says he’s going to name the donkey Gluteus and teach it to sing, so Bray Wyatt can bring it to the ring. Cena says at Extreme Rules, Bray and Gluteus will come down to the ring singing his favorite song, but at Extreme Rules, Wyatt won’t have the Whole World; He’ll have Cena’s fist in his face and his foot in his ass.

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Bad News Barrett Speaks:

Bad News Barrett says if Rob Van Dam thinks he’s going to beat him, then he’s afraid he’s got some BAD NEWS.

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Bad News Barrett says WWE’s slogan is “Then, Now and Forever” and thinks Rob Van Dam’s slogan should just be “Then.” Because that’s when he was relevant. Bad News Barrett says last time Rob when RVD won his first IC Title, he was still in diapers. Barrett says after tonight’s match, RVD will be the one in diapers, drinking his milk through a straw, all thanks to B-N-B.

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Match 08: Bad News Barrett vs. Rob Van Dam (IC Tournament Finals)

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Rob Van Dam almost wins the match, but Cesaro comes down to the ring.

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Jack Swagger tries to interfere against Cesaro, but fails.

Cesaro tries to interferes again, but fails. Rob Van Dam goes for the Five Star Frog Splash, but Bad News Barrett gets his knees up. Bad News Barrett hits the Bullhammer on Rob Van Dam.

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Winner: Bad News Barrett

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Post-Match, Cesaro tries to attack Rob Van Dam, but Jack Swagger attacks him.

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Jack Swagger hits Cesaro with the Swagger Bomb.

Rob Van Dam hits Jack Swagger with a Five Star Frog Splash.

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas (04/27/14)

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Naomi, Alicia Fox and Sandra are talking about Alicia Fox’s boobs until Cam’ron walks up. Sandra makes a joke about Cam’ron’s small boobs. Naomi would rather have Cam’ron’s boobs.

Cam’ron tries to get Sandra to do a “baby twerk”, but Sandra says she is a professional woman who is here to work, not shake her butt. Cam’ron tries to get Naomi to twerk, but Naomi only twerks for her man or for a paycheck.

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Eventually Cam’ron’s ignorance influences Alicia Fox, Naomi and Sandra and Sandra starts twerking.

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So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/21/14)

Match 08: John Cena vs. ???

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The Wyatt Family comes out to the ring.

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Bray Wyatt starts dancing with John Cena.

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The Wyatt Family continues to beat down John Cena.

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John Cena starts to fight back.

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John Cena hits the AA on Bray Wyatt, but Luke Harper and Erick Rowan attack Cena.

Winner: John Cena (via DQ)

Bray Wyatt takes John Cena out with the Sister Abigail.

Bray Wyatt rests John Cena’s head on his lap, then sings “He’s Got The Whole World.”

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So That Happened:

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So That Happened: #TotalDivas Recap (04/20/14)

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Total Divas begins with Naomi and Natalya at a restaurant. Natalya says she fell asleep 5 seconds in when watching TV.

Natalya complains she feels she’s not giving Tyson Kidd enough attention. Naomi feels the same way about her and Jimmy Uso. Naomi reveals she and Jimmy Uso have been engaged for two years.

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Naomi, Jimmy Uso and Natalya start playing pool. Natalya makes a bet that if Jimmy Uso makes that ball in, they will have to get married in the next 6 months. Naomi jokingly complains, but Jimmy Uso “makes it in.”

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The IWC: Coco Canseco

3MB wants to Highlight The IWC; No Not that IWC. The Illustrated Wrestling Community

Every once in a while a wrestler reaches the top of the wrestling world. When that happens, they’re capable of controlling thousands of wrestling fans with the flick of a wrist. Coco Canseco, friend of the booth, depicted some of the WWE Superstars that were able to reach this status and hold the WWE Universe in the palm of their hand.

3MB_Coco_WrestlingHandSigns_HoganIn the 80’s, the WWF’s Rock n’ Wrestling Era had a face with a blonde handlebar mustache. Hulk Hogan was known for a lot of things: his 24 inch pythons, his theme music, Real American, his post match flexing, his ready to rip apparel, the list goes on. But Hulk Hogan had all his Hulkamaniacs in the palm of his hand whenever he out said hand and cupped it against his ear.

 

 

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