The Bella Twins are having lunch. Nikki Bella doesn’t like the smell and thinks it smells like a fish vagina.
Nikki sees a seal and calls it a fish. Brie tells Nikki that a seal is not a fish, then double checks with Wikipedia about the classification of a seal.
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/518929192826982400
A seal is a mammal.
The air is changing. Leaves are turning color. Pumpkin flavored foods are in high demand and short supply. Also, it’s October. Unless you last name is Rae, Summer is over. So how will you remember this summer? Usually there is a song or two that emerges out of the season that brings up the memories of beaches and barbecues. This summer was a tricky one: the music industry experts were unable to determine this season’s anthem. So, as with everything, we turn to wrestling for answers. We asked YOU, the 3manboothiverse, what your favorite wrestling related song was this summer. But you didn’t pick just 1 theme. You had til 5!
5. Summer Rae – “Rush of Power”
Which brings us back to Summer Rae. We heard her theme “Rush of Power” everywhere: on the set of The Marine 4, in NXT when she visited BFFs Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks, and all over WWE television like a blur of blonde hair and legs.
Gif courtesy of hiitsmekevin
How could she be everywhere at once? The crowd kept calling to her, calling to her. She even got the better of her ‘dance partner’ Fandango. After he tried to two-time her with Layla, the Divas, no doubt fueled by Summer’s catchy anthem, turned the tables on him! He’s Fandangone and only the ladies were left dancing.
But wait!
We don’t want an invalid list!
Sorry, Summer. Maybe next time. Plus, this summer had a bend towards the weird anyway. Considering that the #1 movie was Guardians of the Galaxy – a Marvel movie that was set in space and featured a talking raccoon, a talking tree and a talking Batista – Stardust’s theme is more appropriate.
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Listen, there’s a lot of WWE programming right now. And we understand: RAW on Mondays, Main Event on Tuesdays, NXT on Thursdays, Smackdown on Fridays, Pay Per View on Sundays, the WWE Network – new and old programming – on all the time. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. But it’s how gems like this WWE App exclusive get missed. A few weeks ago on Smackdown, there was a Battle Royal to determine the #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship. Before the match Byron Saxton interviews former champion Big E; it’s business as usual until it goes completely off the rails:
Clearly, Big E, Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston are having some fun. Just listen Woods attempt to say the name of the match correctly. Or Kofi Kingston’s pronunciation of “bacon.” Also, kudos to Bryon Saxton for keeping a straight face during the entire thing. Won’t someone let him in on the fun? He wasn’t expecting that.
GIF courtesty of ProWrestlingNow
Guess Not.
Earlier this week, “Tag Me A Date,” a dating site for pro-wrestling fans to meet other pro wrestling fans, was announced. While the site takes a page from specific dating sites like ChristianMingle (No, not a place for Christian to date wrestling fans) or FarmersOnly (No. Not a place for Hilbilly Jim and The Godwinns to meet a lady who ISN’T Sunny), it was met with a mixed reaction from actual pro wrestling fans.
https://twitter.com/alliedoll42/status/517716009684566016
https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/517832137064849410
But after the mixed reaction, wrestling fans imaginations started to run wild with the idea of an all-wrestling dating site.
https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/517841065316204544
Some fans even gave the site a little Q & A advice.
https://twitter.com/BabsChikara/status/517878725837602816
Which leads us to our newest feature on the site…
HASHTAG WAR(Games)*
Tag Me A Date’s Dating Profiles allow you to create pro-wrestling name (Username) and take it from this got us thinking…What WOULD be a good Username for a pro-wrestling dating site? Which led us to create the hashtag #TagMeADateUsernames.
Here are some of the best Tag Me a Date Usernames created by YOU, the Twitterverse! Let’s get started.
Hey, guys! It’s been a very busy week for the Booth, so we’re unable to give you the RAW Recap the way we usually do. However, based off the WWE’s Top 10 RAW Moments Of The Week, we decided to do an Abridged Version of the Recap, still featuring the gifs, memes and tweets that you love. Let us know what you think!
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