We apologize for the delay in the Total Divas Recap. With WWE Fastlane, The Academy Awards, The Walking Dead, RAW, Parks And Recreation and the debate over the #TheDress…
The Twitterverse put Total Divas on the backburner. We scoured our 3MBooth list to find tweets and we didn’t find many. But we will give you a Total Divas Recap with the return of the Total Divas Takeaway!
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John Cena Speaks:
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John Cena hypes the crowd, then talks about his match at WWE Fast Lane with Rusev for the United States Champion. Cena says Rusev took him to his limits, but he had Rusev staring in the eyes of defeat. Cena says last night’s match between Rusev was a true championship contest.
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John Cena talks about being stuck in the Accolade, saying he never gave up and powered to his feet. Cena talks about almost defeating Rusev, but getting caught with a low blow by Rusev.
John Cena admits that he lost to Rusev at Fast Lane, which he has no problem with. But he does have a problem with Rusev. Cena says Rusev parades around like a Russian hero, but all he proved was that he is nothing more than a coward.
Rusev and Lana interrupt John Cena.
Lana mocks John Cena with the American phrase, “I told you so.” After a loud “USA” chant, Lana tells Cena that he failed at Fast Lane, letting down millions of people and his country and just like all Americans, he gave up. Lana claims John Cena was humbled by Rusev, who has been receiving messages from the Russian Federation and their fearless leader, Vladimir Putin.
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Rusev calls John Cena out on calling him a coward, then says he broke John Cena. Rusev says now that John Cena embarrassed his family, friends and stupid country, it’s Rusev’s time now. Rusev says he’s the United States Champion and no one can beat him. Rusev wants Cena to admit that he is better than Cena and that Rusev and Russia are better than Cena and America.
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John Cena tells Rusev that he can say whatever he wants about him, but he needs to watch himself when he mentions the United States Of America. Lana mocks John Cena again, saying that he gave up and that his life is a lie. Cena says his life is a lie if he fails to get back up. Cena promises that he will always get back up and keep fighting until he gets the job done. Cena says that’s what he does and that’s what Americans do.
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John Cena tells Rusev that he makes them sick and Russian Federation and Vladimir Putin should be embarrassed if they think Rusev is a hero. Cena calls American soldiers heroes and Rusev garbage. Cena says it’s time for him to take the trash out.
John Cena vows to beat Rusev and bring the United States Championship home to America. Cena challenges Rusev to a match for the United States Championship at Wrestlemania. Rusev tells Cena he doesn’t deserve a rematch at Wrestlemania, then denies the challenge.
Rusev drops the Russian Flag behind John Cena.
Backstage: Seth Rollins asks Randy Orton if he has a minute to talk. Orton says if Rollins is here to talk strategy, leave his pets at the door. J & J Security. J & J Security gets upset, but Seth Rollins lets them know it’s okay.
Seth Rollins says he knows Randy Orton hates him. Orton says he doesn’t hate him, but he sees the big picture and for the sake of what’s Best For Business, consider them on the same page. Rollins tells Orton that they can forget about the past, but Orton isn’t going to forget about the past. Orton just wants to show tonight that Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns why they were lucky he wasn’t in the Royal Rumble. Rollins wants to show Bryan and Reigns what the Face and Future of the WWE can do. Orton agrees to do this by any means necessary.
Match 05: Paige and Emma vs. The Bella Twins
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“A Man Called Sting” Video Package:
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Let’s try this again…
Match 04: Paige and Emma vs. The Bella Twins
The Bella Twins enter the ring. Paige tries to attack them.
Nikki Bella hits Paige off the apron. Emma gets distracted and gets taken out with the Bella Buster by Brie Bella.
Winners in 30 Seconds Later: The Bella Twins
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The latest inductees into the 2015 WWE Hall Of Fame Are…
Curtis Axel Speaks:
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Curtis Axel says not to turn the channel, saying he was never eliminated. 29 days, 37 minutes, and 14 seconds.
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Curtis Axel counts more seconds and says the #Axelmania movement is alive and well. Curtis Axel says he deserves his Wrestlemania Moment and officially enters himself in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Axel vows to be the last man standing. Curtis Axel says you can’t stop Axelmania, then starts chanting “Axelmania” until he is interrupted by Ryback.
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Ryback says since they’re in Nashville, Curtis Axel should turn his upper lip south and shut his mouth.
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Ryback says Curtis Axel was a great partner and that Rybaxel was one of the greatest tag teams of all time. It’s a statement even Ryback doesn’t believe.
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Ryback says there will be one person left standing at the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal and that person is Ryback. Ryback says that’s 34 days away, he wants to take the Axeman to Smashville.
Match 06: Curtis Axel vs. Ryback
Winner: Ryback
Jon Stewart vs. Seth Rollins:
A while ago, the MTV Guy Code Blog had an article on 5 Reasons Not to Take Your Girlfriend to a Pro-Wrestling Show and included one of our photos from the Meme Event, Cosgroving. Much appreciated, Guy Code! There’s also an article about the 5 Reasons to Take Your Girlfriend to a Pro-Wrestling Show, letting us that it was inevitable that the Guy Coders would one day enter the squared circle. Well, that day was recently. Two of the show’s resident guys – Andrew Schulz and Chris DiStefano – went to IWF’s training center to try the ring out first hand.
What could possibly go wrong?
Triple H addresses Sting:
Sting Video Package:
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Triple H says him being afraid of Sting is laughable. After a loud “YES” chant, Triple H says it takes a lot more than some mind games and parlor tricks to get under his skin. Triple H says at Fast Lane, WCW is going to stand in the ring with WWE. Triple H says Sting is going to do the unthinkable and go face to face, eye to eye with The Game.
Triple H gets interrupted by Ric Flair.
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Ric Flair tells Triple H before Triple H starts cussing him out, he came out here because he respects and loves Triple H. Flair says Triple H can’t get mad at him because he inducted him in the Hall Of Fame here in Orlando.
Ric Flair tells Triple H that he loves and respects him. Triple H cuts him off, saying that if he’s here to speak the praises of Sting, to save his breath, because he knows how good he is. Flair tells Triple H not to take Sting lightly. Triple H tries to leave, but Flair tells Triple H not to put himself in a position to fail.
Triple H tells Ric Flair that he doesn’t need a history lesson from Sting because he knows how good Sting is. Triple H says he watched Sting earn Flair’s respect, and watched him become the Franchise and Icon of WCW. Triple H says Sting was and is WCW. Triple H reminds Flair that Sting was the only person standing tall and went down with the WCW ship. Triple H says Sting did the smart thing and disappeared because if Sting came here, he would’ve made it his personal mission to run him out of the WWE.
Triple H tells Ric Flair that Sting’s legacy was built on Ric Flair’s reputation and that always pissed him off. Triple H would’ve kicked Sting’s ass on principal alone. Ric Flair tries to speak, but Triple H cuts him off. Triple H says while Sting is WCW, Triple H is WWE.
Ric Flair tells Triple H that Sting is already getting to him. Flair tells Triple H that he is the greatest wrestler alive when he’s wrestling. Flair talks about Wrestlemania 30, saying a wrestler’s worst enemy is time off. Flair wants Triple H to who he is: The Best. Flair wants Triple H and Stephanie to run the company and not let Sting creep up on him.
Triple H tells Ric Flair that he means this with all sincerity, he is no Ric Flair. But when it comes to kicking Sting’s ass, Ric Flair is no Triple H.
Ric Flair tells Triple H that when he tunes into Fast Lane on the WWE Network this Sunday, he’d better not see Triple H sitting on his ass again.
Triple H pushes Ric Flair to the ground.
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Triple H says there is nothing more important than his wife and kids outside of the WWE. Triple H says Sting is not going to ruin this for him and if someone tries to stand between him and WWE, he is kicking their ass. Triple H says where Sting leaves on his own or Triple H beats it out of him, Sting will never show his face here again.
John Cena will be on Parks and Recreation:
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Match 06: Darren Young and ??? vs. The Ascension
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The Ascension destroys the random guy and Darren Young
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Titus O’Neil runs out and saves Darren Young.
Winners: The Ascension (via DQ)
Post-Match, The Prime Time Players stand tall and possibly reunited.
Backstage: The Miz makes an agreement with Bad News Barrett that if he roughs Damien Mizdow up a little, he will make sure Dean Ambrose doesn’t get Bad News Barrett to sign the contract. Barrett tells Miz that he’ll have his people call Miz’s people.
Match 07: Damien Mizdow (with/ The Miz) vs. Bad News Barrett
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The Miz rings a bell and asks Damien Mizdow to clean the scuff on his shoe.
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Damien Mizdow starts to get the advantage, but The Miz calls him over because of a scuff on Miz’s glasses.
The Miz stops and says it was a hair. Mizdow gets caught with the Bullhammer.
Winner: Bad News Barrett
Post-Match, Dean Ambrose attacks Bad News Barrett.
Dean Ambrose ties Bad News Barrett to the turnbuckle with a ziptie.
Dean Ambrose forces Bad News Barrett to sign the contract.
Bray Wyatt Speaks:
Bray Wyatt starts hammering something, then says what shapes the heart of a man that can never truly die. Wyatt says the answer that lives in him and that creature that lives behind his eyes. Wyatt says to look around because there’s nowhere left to go. Wyatt says the Angel with the burnt wings cometh. Bray Wyatt tells this person that it’s time to find him or else he will find this person.
#ScumbagSheamus Return Promo…again:
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Match 08: Jimmy Uso and Naomi vs. Tyson Kidd and Natalya
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Natalya tries to tag in Tyson Kidd, but Tyson doesn’t want in. Naomi rolls Natalya.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Naomi
Post-Match, Tyson Kidd yells at Natalya about not applying the Sharpshooter.
NBC’s Parks and Recreations is one of our favorite shows on television. A show about the Parks Department in fictional small-town Pawnee, Indiana has become so much more in its 7 seasons. Unfortunately, season 7 is also the final season. The show has always been known for its creativity and clever use of guest stars. They made former NBA player Detlef Schrempf a household name (for those outside of Indiana) and have featured actors, athletes, politicians and Ginuwine in memorable roles. Now,Β we can add John Cena to that list as he makes an appearance on the show this week.
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