Eva Marie walks backstage to Superstars For Hope, and gets greeted by Nikki Bella who loves her dress. Eva Marie is confused by the niceness.
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Nikki Bella is trying to be civil, but Brie Bella is drinking and impatient. Nikki reluctantly asks Eva Marie to lunch.
Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar Contract Signing:
Seth Rollins says he’s sick of seeing videos of the Cadillac being destroyed. Rollins decides to show a video of his destruction and replays the attack on Brock Lesnar from 3 weeks ago. Rollins says he is not afraid of Brock Lesnar and he will beat the one that beat the 1 in 21-1. Rollins vows to burn Suplex City to ashes again and still be the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Brock Lesnar comes out next.
Paul Heyman says he would never take his eyes off of Brock Lesnar, but he does have to listen to what he has to say. Heyman says ever since Rollins betrayed The Shield, he wanted to see someone get his hands on him. Heyman says ever since Rollins sold his soul to bill himself as the Undisputed future of WWE, the WWE Unvierse has wanted to see someone get their hands on him. Heyman says ever since Rollins violated the 11th commandment, cashed in the Money In The Bank at Wrestlemania, Brock Lesnar has wanted to get his hands on Rollins.
Paul Heyman tells Seth Rollins that all the pressure is on him and this Sunday Night, every single person watching Battleground is paying to see Rollins get his ass kicked. Paul Heyman swears by his God of retribution, Brock Lesnar, that every person will get their money’s worth because Seth Rollins is going to get his ass kicked at Battleground. Heyman says Rollins is going to get beat up, hurt, slapped, punched, suplexed, F-5’d, pinned and dethroned.
Paul Heyman tells Seth Rollins that this Sunday at Battleground, Rollins is going to Suplex City and he will be dragged down there by One Beast, One Conquerer, the real future of WWE, Brock Lesnar. Seth Rollins signs the contract. Brock Lesnar signs the contract,
Paul Heyman tells Rollins to put his hands on the table. Rollins claims he doesn’t have a plan. Lesnar flips the table over. Brock Lesnar pulls out a weapon. Lesnar places it on the table, then sits down, waiting for Rollins to get it.
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Seth Rollins grabs the weapon.
Brock Lesnar throws the table on Seth Rollins.
Brock Lesnar brawls with Kane, then hits Seth Rollins with a German Suplex.
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Brock Lesnar tries to take out Seth Rollins with an F-5, but Kane boots him in the head. Seth Rollins and Kane get the upperhand on Brock Lesnar. Kane hits Lesnar with the Steel Steps.
Seth Rolins and Kane try to Pedigree, Brock Lesnar but Lesnar throws Rollins into the Barricade. Brock Lesnar takes Kane down with an F-5.
Seth Rollins runs for his life.
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As Seth Rollins flees, Brock Lesnar smashes Kane’s ankle with the steel steps.
After Brock Lesnar leaves, Seth Rollins comes back and says Brock Lesnar ran through John Cena, The Undertaker and Roman Reigns, but he didn’t run through Seth Rollins. Rollins says he took the title from Lesnar because he is better than Lesnar. Rollins says in 6 days at Battleground, he will do what no other man on this Earth can do. Rollins says he will prove that Lesnar is not a machine or a monster, but a man with a pulse who can be beat. Rollins says he will rip Lesnar’s sword tattoo off his chest, cut him in half and be forever known as the man who slayed the beast.
Seth Rollins turns to an injured Kane and yells at him for the plan. Rollins says this plan worked out like Kane’s whole career: One big disappointment. Rollins tells Kane that he’s nothing without him and says if this didn’t work out, it was on Kane. Rollins calls Kane a piece of crap, never-was, wannabe Hall Of Famer.
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Seth Rollins stomps on Kane’s injured ankle before leaving.
So That Happened:
All That She Wants…Is A Bella Baby:
While shopping and looking for donuts with Nikki Bella, Brie reveals that she is two weeks late. Brie and Bryan have just been letting whatever happens, happen. Later, Brie Bella does get her period and starts to cry because she thought she was pregnant. Nikki Β is upset seeing her sister cry, because she sees how much Brie wants a child. Brie thinks there’s always some kind of obstacle getting in the way of her wanting to be pregnant.
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Later, The Bella Twins are having a dinner with their Mom, Kathy. After making fun of Nikki Bella’s brains, The Bella Twins talk about wanting to vacation in Napa in the fall. Brie wants to go to Napa before she gets pregnant.
Nikki Bella wonders if Brie is fertile, but Kathy tells them they’re fine and should get tested. Brie jokes about having to use Nikki’s eggs and Bryan’s semen. Nikki laughs saying Bryan would hate himself.
Return Of The Bellas?
Total Divas Returns and immediately, conversation is brought up at brunch about The Bella Twins possibly leaving the WWE.
The Divas are already planning life without the Bella Twins, which upsets Nikki Bella since she is not leaving the WWE any time soon.
John Cena’s United States Open Challenge:
John Cena thanks the WWE Universe for serenading him to the ring. Cena asks if the WWE Universe is upset because Kevin Owens lost the NXT Championship. Cena says if that’s the case, have no fear, The Champ Is Here. Cena says there will be a Championship Match tonight on RAW.
John Cena says he’s always had great moments in this building and wants to make another one tonight. Cena tells whoever steps through the curtain to bring their A Game to the All State Arena, which means Chicago is the place to be and Cena is still the Man to Beat. John Cena gets ready to starts the U.S. Open Challenge
John Cena gets interrupted by Kevin Owens.
Kevin Owens says every week the worst part of RAW is John Cena coming out and spewing the same garbage over and over. Owens says he’s sick of it and it ends tonight. Owens says Cena’s time is up. Owens doesn’t want the United States title. He needs it so we never have to hear John Cena say any of his stupid crap again.
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Kevin Owens says he was fine not having the United States Title until Battleground, but now that he doesn’t have the United States Title, e’s taking the title away from John Cena right now.
They both get interrupted by Cesaro.
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Cesaro says no one wants to see Kevin Owens whine about losing the NXT Championship. Cesaro says if anyone needs to challenge for the Championship it’s him. Cesaro says he had Cena ready to give up and tap out, but Kevin Owens is the reason he is not Champion. Cesaro calls Owens jealous and says he can’t beat Cena tonight or at Battleground.
Cesaro threatens Kevin Owens, saying if he doesn’t get out of the ring now, he won’t just have a problem with John Cena, he’ll have one with Cesaro as well.
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Cesaro and Kevin Owens are face to face. Kevin Owens leaves the ring.
Match 07:Β United States Championship:Β John Cena vs. Cesaro
Cesaro counters John Cena’s Five Knuckle Shuffle with the Crossface.
Cesaro does rolling Gutwrench Suplexes to John Cena.
Cesaro hits uppercuts on John Cena.
John Cena counters Cesaro’s Giant Swing with a DDT.
Cesaro dropkicks John Cena off the top turnbuckle.
John Cena catches Cesaro in mid-air.
John Cena drops Cesaro with a hurricanrana and a face-slam.
Cesaro takes John Cena down with a springboard uppercut.
Cesaro throws John Cena into the barricade.
Cesaro catches John Cena with a mid-air uppercut.
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John Cena does the AA to Cesaro, but Cesaro kicks out.
Cesaro catches John Cena with the Cesaro Swing.
Cesaro turns the Giant Swing into a Sharpshooter.
Cesaro turns the Sharpshooter into the Crossface.
Cesaro does a modified suplex to John Cena.
Cesaro hits John Cena with the Neutralizer.
Cesaro hits a Superplex on John Cena.
John Cena hits a sit-down powerbomb on Batista.
Cesaro goes for a Top Rope Neutralizer on John Cena.
John Cena manages to hit Cesaro with a Top Rope AA.
Winner and STILL United States Champion: John Cena
Post-Match, Kevin Owens tries to attack John Cena but gets hit with an AA also.
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So That Happened:
Three Man Booth 