So That Happened: #RAW Recap (07/13/15)


lRAW begins with a shot of the broken Cadillac.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman down to the ring.

Paul Heyman introduces himself as the advocate for the Cadillac Crushing, J & J Conquering, Bad Ass Avenger who this Sunday will make Seth Rollins pay for his sins, the Beast Of Battleground, Brock Lesnar.

Paul Heyman says his heart is pounding through his chest, not because he’s fat but because he can’t wait for history to be made at Battleground again. Heyman says Brock Lesnar will enter the ring as a challenger, which is an extraordinary opportunity. Heyman reminds the WWE Universe of Brock Lesnar walking in as a and challenger, victimizing and conquering The Rock, Randy Couture and John Cena and walking out as Champion.

Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar would still be champion if it weren’t for the sneaky, slimy, disgusting Seth Rollins. Paul Heyman says this Sunday, he doesn’t beg or plead a lot, but he begs that the WWE Universe circle this on their calendar. Heyman claims Brock Lesnar will enter the ring as challenger, but will not leave the same way. Heyman vows Seth Rollins will be beaten up, ass kicked, suplex’d, F-5, and pinned by Brock Lesnar.

Paul Heyman continues to hype Brock Lesnar until he is interrupted by Seth Rollins and Kane.

Seth Rollins says Brock Lesnar is really proud of himself, but he can’t wait to wipe the smile off Brock Lesnar’s stupid face. Rollins says he wanted Lesnar to be a man, but he decided to attack an inanimate object. Rollins flubs up the word inanimate object.

Seth Rollins tells the WWE Universe to shut up, then turns his attention back to Lesnar. Rollins says Lesnar is parading the broken Cadillac around like a symbol, but he can have that because the WWE World Heavyweight Championship is Rollins’ symbol. Rollins calls himself a real champion and everything that’s right about him in WWE. Rollins calls Lesnar a criminal and a vandal. Seth Rollins vows to burn Suplex City to the ground at Battleground.

Brock Lesnar says he can take Seth Rollins to Suplex City tonight, then calls Rollins a bitch.

Kane tells both Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar to remain calm, then announces a Contract Signing between the two tonight. Kane says he vows to not let this contract signing to dissolve into chaos.

Kane tells Heyman that if Brock Lesnar does anything to spoil the match, but Heyman calls Kane out on trying to threaten Brock Lesnar. Heyman mocks Kane saying Lesnar is being threatened by The Undertaker’s baby brother.


After a “Baby Brother” chant, Paul Heyman says he’s not supposed to mention that Brock Lesnar conquered The Undertaker’s streak at Wrestlemania. Heyman tells Kane that Lesnar will come to the contract signing with peace, love, and understanding in his heart unless Rollins violates the 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Not Intentionally Provoke Brock Lesnar. Heyman says if Rollins does, Suplex City comes tonight to Atlanta GA.

Match 01: Randy Orton and Ryback vs. Big Show and #ScumbagSheamus

Ryback does a springboard splash to #ScumbagSheamus

Randy Orton is having a good time tonight.

Ryback gets ready to hit #ScumbagSheamus with a Meathook Clothesline, but The Miz distracts him on commentary.

Big Show gets distracted by The Miz, but ends up knocking out Ryback.

Big Show chases Miz out of the arena.

Randy Orton hits an RKO on #ScumbagSheamus.

Ryback manages to get up and hit the Big Splash on Sheamus.

Winner: Ryback

Backstage: Seth Rollins is complaining to Kane about the contract signing, but Kane assures Rollins that he has a plan. Rollins says he hopes the plan isn’t to provoke Brock Lesnar because that didn’t work last time. Kane tells Rollins that if he keeps this up, it won’t end well for one of them.

Match 02: Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt comes out but gets attacked by Roman Reigns.


Roman Reigns dropkicks Bray Wyatt.

Bray Wyatt hits Roman Reigns with the lantern, then escapes.

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