So That Happened: #RAW Recap (07/06/15)

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RAW begins with the return of Brock Lesnar

Paul Heyman introduces himself as the advocate for the Knight Mayor Of Suplex City, Brock Lesnar.

Paul Heyman mentions Seth Rollins and The Authority, thinking that Brock Lesnar is in Tokyo Japan. Heyman says you can put a title on anybody but at the end of the day, there’s still a dumb, schmuck Justin Bieber wanna-be who lucked his way into a WWE Championship. Heyman tells Rollins that he’s going to learn the hard way that Brock Lesnar is the Lord Thy God, Hallowed be Brock’s name.

Paul Heyman says Lesnar is not a God of love, family, charity, or forgiveness. Brock is a God of Violent Retribution. Heyman says the violent retribution will come at the hands of Seth Rollins and anyone who stands with Seth Rollins. Heyman calls Lesnar the sword that will pierce Seth Rollins’ shield.

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Paul Heyman brings up Brock Lesnar’s accomplishments, starting with The Undertaker’s streak. The fans start to boo, but Heyman says to not boo the advocate. Heyman says Brock Lesnar didn’t respect The Undertaker but he didn’t disrespect The Undertaker. Brock just wanted to conquer the Streak.

Paul Heyman says this one Chicago will cheer, Heyman brings up Brock Lesnar taking Cena to Suplex City at Summerslam. Heyman says Lesnar didn’t respect John Cena, but didn’t disrespect Cena either. Brock wanted the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Heyman uses the same example for Roman Reigns.

Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar has no respect for Seth Rollins and disrespects Seth Rollins. Heyman says Rollins broke the 11th Commandment: “Thou Shall Not Intestinally Provoke The Beast Brock Lesnar. Heyman says Rollins intestinally provoked Lesnar 3 times. Heyman says Lesnar still wants Seth Rollins.

Paul Heyman says he’s supposed to sell you on Battleground. Heyman says Brock Lesnar will get his hands on Seth Rollins at Battleground and take the championship back. Heyman says that the title match may take place in St. Louis, but the beating and the suplexes begin tonight.

Paul Heyman says the beating and suplexes will take place at the Altar of the Beast, in the Cathedral of Retribution, the City Hall of Suplex City, the Allstate Arena in Chicago Il.

The WWE Universe chants “Suplex City.”

Paul Heyman says since Seth Rollins will be here tonight, his client Brock Lesnar isn’t going anywhere tonight. Heyman hypes Brock Lesnar some more.

Footage of Kane in Hawaii and J & J Security’s Chicago Road Trip are shown:

Match 01: Big Show vs. Ryback

The Miz is providing his own comments via microphone:

The WWE Universe chants “Cleveland Sucks.”

Ryback goes for a flying splash.

The Ryback misses a splash, then gets Chokeslammed.

Big Show drops an elbow on Ryback.

The Miz slides in and attacks both Big Show and Ryback.

Winner: No Contest

Big Show and Ryback stare The Miz down.

Ryback Shellshocks The Miz. Big Show chokeslams The Miz. Ryback then takes out Big Show.

More of Kane in Hawaii/J & J’s Road Trip:

Match 02: Paige vs. Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella and Alicia Fox)

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After some Bella Twins Shenanigans, Brie Bella hits the Bella Buster on Paige.

Winner: Brie Bella

Post-Match, Alicia Fox hits Brie Ball with a Scissor Kick.

Nikki Bella hits the Rack Attack on Paige.

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