So That Happened: (01/28/13)

Posted on January 30, 2013 by 3mbooth

RAW begins with Vickie Guerrero introducing RAW Roulette tonight, saying that there are three different wheels tonight: Superstars, Stipulations and the Vickie Vegas Challenge.

CM Punk comes out pushing cameramen, ripping up signs, yelling at the crowd and time keeper

CM Punk claims he didn’t lose, the WWE Universe for supporting a cheaters like The Rock and Mr, McMahon. Punk says he was a real champion who was screwed worse than Bret Hart. Punk dubs the incident “The Phoenix Screwjob”


CM Punk says in his world there are no restarts and water breaks, so he’s the People’s Champion. Punk says he plans to crash The Rock’s party tonight, but Mr. McMahon’s theme comes out. McMahon says he received an anonymous video that proves that CM Punk has been involved with Brad “Heartthrob Ref” Maddox and The Shield. Paul Heyman tries to smooth things over, but McMahon Heyman that tonight he’ll have a “Personal Performance Review” which may result in Heyman’s termination.

Match 01: Antonio Cesaro vs. Randy Orton (With Special Guest Referee)

Special Guest Referee Is….The Miz!

Antonio Cesaro hits a Flying Uppercut on Randy Orton, but only gets a 2 Count.

The Miz and Antonio Cesaro get into an argument, allowing Randy Orton to hit the RKO on Cesaro.

Winner: Randy Orton

Post-Match, The Miz helps Antonio Cesaro up then drops him with the Skull Crushing Finale.

Backstage: Ryback has to participate in the “Make Me Laugh” challenge.

Match 02: Ryback vs. The Prime Time Players (Make Me Laugh Challenge)

Matt Striker hosts this challenge. The Prime Time Players joke falls flat.

Ryback’s joke: “What has four eyes, 20 fingers and is about to be unconscious?” Rather than finish the punch line, he attacks the Prime Time Players.

Winner: Ryback

Post-match, Matt Striker gets attacked for his efforts.

Backstage: RAW Roulette lands on Player’s Choice. Wade Barrett chooses Bo Dallas as his opponent
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Match 03: Wade Barrett vs. Bo Dallas

Winner: Bo Dallas

Backstage: Cody Rhodes spins the wheel and has to face John Cena.

WWE shows a tale of the tape for John Cena vs. Fred Flintstone.

Match 04: Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena

Cody Rhodes leaves the ring, takes the mic and says “This Is A Waste Of Cody Rhodes.” Cody Rhodes tries to leave, but John Cena drags him back in the ring and finishes the job.

Winner: John Cena

John Cena grabs the mic and talks about the Royal Rumble. Cena says throwing Ryback over the top rope was an enormous step, but only the first step. Cena says the next step is to issue a challenge to the champion of their choosing at Wrestlemania.

John Cena says the choice is difficult for him because, WHC aside, the WWE Championship will be held by either CM Punk or The Rock, two men Cena hasn’t beaten.

John Cena says he has a better chance of winning if he faces the World Heavyweight Champion.

Rob does not watch wrestling. He just felt like chiming in. Check out his blog but please finish reading our recap first!

John Cena decides to face the WWE Champion at Wrestlemania.

John Cena calls CM Punk and The Rock marked men then says they’re all on the Road on to Wrestlemania. As Cena continues to talk, The Shield’s music hits and they attack John Cena.

Sheamus tries to help John Cena, but The Shield attacks him too. Ryback is next, but he gets tossed face first into the ringsteps.

Sheamus and John Cena get attacked more, then The Shield Triple Powerbombs Cena.

Backstage: The RAW Roulette lands on Lingere Pillow Fight…for Brodus Clay vs. Tensai!

Tensai refuses to do the match and storms off. Vickie Guerrero doesn’t want to do the match since Mr. McMahon is doing performance reviews. Brodus spins the wheel again and gets a “Dance-Off.” Brodus tells Vickie Guerrero that he’ll tell Tensai about the change.

Match 05: Brodus Clay vs. Tensai (Dance Off)

Jerry Lawler tries to introduce Tensai (Who’s wearing a robe), but Tensai just wants to get this over with. Tensai de-robes and reveals he’s wearing Lingerie. Lawler tells Tensai that the match was changed to a Dance Off.

Jerry Lawler explains the rules of the Dance Off then Brodus dances with the Funkadactyls.

Tensai is up next but he refuses to do it. Jerry Lawler and Brodus Clay convince Tensai to go through with it and Tensai begins to dance.

Tensai dances until Ron Simmons appears on the titantron and “DAMNs” him for his troubles. Tensai walks out embarrassed.

Winner: Ron Simmons

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio gets the Bodysslam Challenge against The Big Show

Match 06: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big Show (Bodyslam Challenge)

Big Show comes out, attacks RicRod and Del Rio, then duct tapes Del Rio’s hands to the ropes.

Big Show destroys RicRod as Alberto Del Rio is forced to watch.

Big Show turns his attention back to Del Rio and knocks him out.


 Winner: No Contest 

Match 07: Kaitlyn vs. Tamina (Las Vegas Show Girls Lumberjills Match)

Kaitlyn gets knocked outside and she gets attacked by Alicia Fox and Aksana.

Kaitlyn gets back into the ring but the Divas enter the ring and have a catfight birdfight.

Winner: No Contest (Again)

The Rock’s Championship Celebration:

The Rock says there’s only one word that describes the spirit of tonight and his entire journey and that word is “FINALLY.” The Rock talks about his previous WWE Championship reigns then mentions that this moment tonight is the proudest moment of his career.

The Rock says he’s thanked his friends and family, but it’s the people’s turn. Rock talks about all of the bad things CM Punk said about the people but mentions that and how Punk said they were nothing, CM Punk’s reign as WWE Championship is over. Rock says that CM Punk’s no longer going to come out here looking like a Straight Edged Tattooed Freak. Rock also makes a comment about Paul Heyman’s “Twinkie Tits.”

The Rock says that tonight we usher in a new era: The People’s Era. Rock goes on a tangent but CM Punk comes out to interrupt him. Punk claims that the WWE Championship was handed to him like everything else in Rock’s spoon fed life. The crowd chants “You Suck,” but CM Punk fires back at them saying that in 20 years, everyone is going to be calling Punk a genius.

CM Punk says he earned the WWE Championship and made it prestigious and that if Rock had any respect for himself and his family, he would hand the title back to CM Punk, congratulate him, then apologize. Rock countered back by saying if Punk had any ounce of manhood, Punk would come take it. Rock calls Punk a “Punk Ass Bitch” and Punk walks down the ramp.

CM Punk gets closer but says he’s going to stand on the stage like a “Punk Ass Bitch” because it’s cool to swear and because he doesn’t do things on The Rock’s terms. Punk says he’ll face Rock on his terms, and after running down his schedule, Punk chooses the Elimination Chamber to face him. Rock says that he accepts the rematch, tells Punk instead of him taking the WWE Championship away, the “Punk Ass Bitch” taking is a foot up the ass.

Match 08: Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow (Tables Match)

And that’s exactly what happens. Sheamus, with one bad arm, ends up putting Damien Sandow through the table with White Noise.

Winner: Sheamus

Match 09: The Great Khali vs. Zack Ryder (Karaoke Contest)

The Great Khali goes first and he has to sing HBK’s theme “Sexy Boy.”

3MB’s Theme plays and they interrupt the Karaoke contest. Drew McIntyre makes a Guns And Roses reference, but then the trio gets beaten up by Khali and Ryder.

“Y2J” Chris Jericho returns to RAW!

A loud “Y2J” chant breaks out. Chris Jericho welcomes us to “RAW IS JERICHO” then mentions his time in the Royal Rumble. Jericho calls it one of the greatest moments of his career, and it is something that he will never…EEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR forget A-GAIN!

Dolph Ziggler’s theme plays as Ziggler, AJ and Langston come out to interrupt Y2J. Big E. Langston is lacking kneepads and is wearing a tighter singlet.

Dolph Ziggler reminds Chris Jericho that he eliminated him at the Royal Rumble then tells Y2J that he was fired so he doesn’t work here any more. AJ chimes in that she’s the reason Jericho’s not here and she’s the one who got Y2J perminately terminated from WWE.

Chris Jericho mocks AJ Lee by telling Dolph Ziggler to put a leash on his crazy little doggy before she pees in the ring. Big E. Langston interjects, but Jericho mocks Big E. Langston’s name then says the E. stands for Big E’s bra size. Jericho says Big E. has pecks so large that he could put a drink on those things.

Dolph Ziggler tries to get Chris Jericho to leave, but Vickie Guerrero appears on the titantron and reveals that she rehired Chris Jericho, then makes a Strange Bedfellows match: Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler vs. Team Hell No

Match 10: Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler vs. Team Hell No

Daniel Bryan and Kane end up arguing. Jericho slaps Kane on the back then tags Dolph Ziggler in. Kane assumes Ziggler did it.

Kane chokeslams Ziggler for the win.

Winners: Team Hell No

Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Kane get into an argument

The Third Inductee of the 2013 WWE Hall Of Fame is…

Paul Heyman’s Personal Performance Evaluation: 

Mr. McMahon is already in the ring. McMahon calls out Paul Heyman. Heyman and McMahon reluctantly shake hands, but then Vince uses hand sanitizer.

Mr. McMahon asks Paul Heyman if he’s ever had The Shield and/or Brad “Heartthrob Ref” Maddox under contract. Heyman sucks up to McMahon then says No. McMahon asks Heyman if he’s ever lied in his life. Heyman responds with an anecdote from Vince McMahon Sr. then admits that he’s lied every single day of his life because he’s a promoter, but then swears to Mr. McMahon that he is not lying right now.

Mr. McMahon asks Paul Heyman if he’s an honorable man. Heyman says he’s not sure but he’s trying and maybe McMahon can teach him to be an honorable man. McMahon asks the WWE Universe if Heyman has an honorable face and the WWE Universe says no.

Mr. McMahon shows the footage of Brad “Heartthrob Ref” Maddox and Paul Heyman. It is revealed that Paul Heyman is behind The Shield and HTR. Also in the video, The Shield attacks Heartthrob Ref and Dustin The Cameraman.

Paul Heyman says that the person in that video wasn’t him. Heyman claims it was an impersonator imitating his thick, Jewish, New York accent. Mr. McMahon asks if that was Brad Maddox and The Shield, Heyman says it was them, but that was not him.

Mr. McMahon gets ready to fire Paul Heyman, but then Brock Lesnar’s theme plays!

Paul Heyman tells Brock Lesnar that he has this under control, but Brock Lesnar makes Paul Heyman stand in a corner. Brock Lesnar gets in Mr. McMahon’s face, but McMahon doesn’t back down. McMahon tells Lesnar that if he were Lesnar, he wouldn’t do something he would regret later on. Lesnar doesn’t back down as Paul Heyman pleads for Mr. McMahon to leave the ring.

Brock Lesnar hits the F-5 on Mr. McMahon as Paul Heyman flips out!

RAW ends with Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman leaving the ring and Mr. McMahon laid out in the ring.

So That Happened:

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Snapshots: Being Shelby

Posted on January 24, 2013 by 3mbooth
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Ever since Dr. Shelby showed up on Monday Night RAW, the Internet has been abuzzed. The therapist is responsible for taking anger riddled Superstars Kane and Daniel Bryan and turning them into not only the Tag Team Champions but also the only graduates of Dr. Shelby’s experimental behavioral therapy. Indeed, Dr. Marion Shelby is the catalyst behind WWE Superstars, WWE Announcers and even the WWE Universe, hugging out any grievances as a way to resolve any issues. Take that, Ari Gold!

Recently, several sites have been proclaiming that the Doctor of Huganomics is actor Sam Huntington with such additional credits as Law & Order, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami and Superman Returns. There’s only one problem: a diligent investigation (IMDB.com) revealed that Sam Huntington is not Dr. Shelby. Plus, Twitter says so.

Sam Huntington himself confirmed that he’s not Dr. Shelby. Sam’s too busy playing Josh Levinson on Being Human, which airs opposite Monday Night RAW. Why would he compete against himself? On this Syfy series, he turns into a Werewolf. And Unless Teen Wolf, Teen Wolf Too, An American Werewolf in Paris, An American Werewolf in London, and the Underworld franchise have lied to us, Werewolves cannot shape-shift into psychiatrists. That’s some True Blood shenanigans.

Sam Huntingon (left) Totally Doesn’t Look Like Dr. Shelby (right)

This does however, open a door open for a Being Human / Monday Night RAW crossover. There was a Zombie wrestler on ECW, the WWE had Gangrel. Even WCW had the Yeti! Whose to say that synergy can’t bring a Vampire, Werewolf and Ghost faction to the WWE?

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Highlight Reel: Best Rock Ever

Posted on January 23, 2013 by 3mbooth
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This past week marked the return of VH1’s Best Week Ever. The show that pioneered skewering pop culture events via a cavalcade of comedian talking heads came back, jokes a-blazing, showing any / all imitators how it’s done. Best Week Ever is not that dissimilar from The Rock, who returned to the WWE to pursue CM Punk’s WWE Championship. Legends must recognize legends because in their first show back, VH1, the music channel that is no stranger to pro wrestling, showcased the Rock’s “Rock Concert” from RAW.

Michele Buteau watches the Rock the same way I watch Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Client List: with the Sound Off. Maybe this WWE / VH1 unity can go both ways. The Rock can take his attention away from Twinkie Tits to get #PantiesOff to trend worldwide.

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So That Happened: 01/21/13

Posted on January 23, 2013 by 3mbooth

RAW starts off with an MLK Tribute Video. We have a video of our own.

Vickie Guerrero comes out arm in arm with Paul Heyman. Vickie says that it is her job to make sure the WWE Universe has a good time at her show. Vickie calls herself a leader and says leaders always do the right thing but not the popular thing, especially when it comes to The Rock.

Paul Heyman introduces himself and says he’s out here this evening in a show of unity with Vickie Guerrero. Heyman talks about The Rock defaming Heyman and Vickie’s characters last week. Heyman and Vickie show the footage of The Rock Concert last week then insults the WWE Universe for enjoying it.

Vickie Guerrero says that The Rock will not be insulting them tonight because he is banned from the arena. If The Rock tries to enter the building, he’ll be arrested.

Scotty The Segment Producer comes out and tells Vickie Guerrero that The Rock is here. The security guards tell The Rock that he can’t get in.

The Rock tells the Security Guards that there is no force stopping him from entering the arena tonight. Security tells him that if he tries, he’ll be arrested. The Rock says before you arrest him, he should arrest CM Punk for impersonating a woman (No testicles), Paul Heyman for not wearing a bra, but not Vickie Guerrero. Rock says to ask Vickie about her intestines because if she thinks The Rock’s not getting into the arena, she has her head clearly stuck up her ass. He also uses the term “Stink Pinkles.”

The Rock says that it’s not a matter of if The Rock enters the arena. It’s a matter of when. Vickie Guerrero yells at the WWE Universe for finding The Rock’s insults funny. Vickie says if The Rock enters the arena, the only song he’s going to sing tonight is “Jailhouse Rock.” Vickie Guerrero mocks The Rock by doing her own rendition of “If Ya Smell What The Rock is cookin.”

Beat The Clock Challenge is announced tonight. The winner chooses their Rumble number.

Match 01: Antonio Cesaro vs. Randy Orton (Beat The Clock Challenge)

Antonio Cesaro slides in the ring and glances back at the clock.

Randy Orton catches him with an RKO.

Winner: Randy Orton

Time To Beat: 11:36

Mick Foley’s Hall Of Fame Inductee Video:

The Shield Promo Package:

Match 02: Big Show vs. Zack Ryder (w/ Brad #HeartthrobRef Maddox on commentary)

Winner: Big Show 

Big Show says that he’s going to give us a preview of this Sunday’s Last Man Standing Match with Alberto Del Rio.

Big Show puts his foot on Zack Ryder’s chest then proceeds to count to 5.

Big Show gets angry at the “What?” chants then walks out.

Backstage: Paul Heyman is on the phone telling the person that there’s no way The Rock is getting into the arena tonight. Heyman is interrupted by Brad “Heartthrob Ref” Maddox filming his show. HTR reminds Heyman that there’s nothing he wouldn’t do to have a job. Heyman tells HTR that he admires his initiative, and has a big enough heart to admit when he’s wrong and that if HTR sticks with Paul Heyman he’ll make sure they come true. The two shake hands as HTR ends the segment by saying “Back to you in the studios.”

Match 03: Ryback vs. Heath Slater


Winner: Ryback

Ryback takes the mic and says this Sunday is his first Royal Rumble match and that it’s a match he is made for and will thrive on. Ryback says the Rumble is a match that will lead him to the Main Event of Wrestlemania.

Backstage: The Rock continues to try and get into the arena.

The Rock says the Security Guards aren’t here to protect and serve Vickie Guerrero. They’re here to protect and serve The People. Rock tries to describe the electricity of the arena tonight. The Security Guard agrees with The Rock and says his wife and kid are out there right now, but he still has his ticket.

Vickie Guerrero shows up and tells security to get arrest The Rock for causing a disturbance. Security says that Rock’s not breaking any laws as long as he’s out here. Vickie tells The Rock that CM Punk will be out to address the people, and she’ll lift the band only if The Rock apologizes to her. The Rock asks Vickie if he wants her to apologize and Vickie says….

Rather than apologize, The Rock says he’ll get in the arena on his own terms and that Vickie Guerrero still looks horrible tonight. Vickie Guerrero storms off angrily as The Rock tells security that he has an idea.

CM Punk Addresses The People: CM Punk comes out to the ring then says he holds the WWE Championship closer to his heart than most men hold their own families. Punk says for 428 days, he’s proven that he’s the man, but he worked half his life to attain the WWE Championship. Punk tells the crowd that he refuses to let The Rock or any man to take it from him.

CM Punk says The Rock is here to sing songs and entertain, while he’s here to entertain and be the champion. Punk says he will not allow The Rock to leave as WWE Champion because the championship tis important and prestigious to him because he made it prestigious. CM Punk says that “The People” are prestigious to The Rock and that’s the most meaningless thing imaginable. Punk says Rock is proud to be The People’s Champion almost as proud as Punk is to be a real champion.

CM Punk says he’s looked into The Rock’s eyes, saw all the way down to his soul and sees why he’s so proud to be The People’s Champion. It’s because The Rock can’t be the WWE Champion. Punk said a long time ago, he had a choice between hypocrisy and honest arrogance. Punk chose honest arrogance while The Rock foolishly chose the people. Punk says you can call The Rock “Electrifying,” “The Brahma Bull,” and “The Great One” but what you can’t call him is “Champion.” CM Punk says he’s earned the right to be called “Champion.”

CM Punk tells The Rock that in 6 days, he’s on a collision course with CM Puk, so he wants The Rock to enjoy being the People’s Champion for 6 more days. Punk says he’s unlike The Rock because unlike The Rock, he realized long ago that the people don’t matter. Punk says in 6 days, it doesn’t matter if he smells what The Rock is cookin’. All that matters is that what the people can’t give Rock, the WWE Championship. Punk ends the promo by saying the title will remain around the waist of the Undisputed WWE Champion, CM Punk.

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (Beat The Clock Challenge)

Big E. Langston shoves The Miz.

The Miz locks in “The Figure-Four” on Dolph Ziggler, but AJ Lee distracts the ref while Big E. Langston helps Dolph reach the ropes.

The Miz is distracted by Big E. Langston long enough for Dolph Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler 

Time To Beat: 10:56 Seconds

Daniel Bryan and Kane’s Anger Management Graduation Ceremony:

Dr. Marian Shelby welcomes the WWE Universe to the Anger Management Graduation Ceremony. Shelby says he’s so proud of Daniel Bryan and Kane, then brings them out. Daniel Bryan and Kane reluctantly come out wearing cap and gowns.

Dr. Shelby compliments Daniel Bryan and Kane on their growth, saying that when Kane first started, he was a maniacal mask wearing monster that preferred hurting to hugging. While Daniel Bryan was a tightly wound little man-child that would snap if anyone said anything about Bryan’s goat face or that his beard looked like a hotel for rats.

Dr. Shelby says Daniel Bryan and Kane are ready to graduate. Shelby tuns their tassels to the left, then tells Team Hell No that as a final exercise, he is going to let them choose who they think should be the valedictorian. Of course, Daniel Bryan and Kane argue with each other until a Dr. Shelby breaks it up. A loud Dr. Shelby chant breaks out!

After the arguing, Dr. Shelby asks Daniel Bryan and Kane if a hug would make them feel better and they reluctantly agree. Shelby suggests what if everyone, everywhere hugged at the same time.

Kane asks if Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler will hug. Dr. Shelby says they’re going to hug, and Cole and Lawler hug. Daniel Bryan asks about Justin Roberts and Dr. Sampson and Dr. Shelby says they’re going to hug. Justin Roberts and Dr. Sampson hug. Daniel Bryan and Kane pick out fans and Dr. Shelby makes them hug.

Dr. Shelby says that everyone, everywhere will now hug then group hugs with Daniel Bryan and Kane.

Twitter Reacts To The Hugging:

Match 05: Kaitlyn vs. Alicia Fox

Kaitlyn hits the spear on Alicia Fox.

Winner: Kaitlyn

Backstage: Paul Heyman has a luxury skybox set up for CM Punk because he wants Punk to see Heyman’s personal message to The Rock. It’s not a “Pipebomb” but a “PaulBomb.”

Paul Heyman’s “Paulbomb”

Paul Heyman says this Paulbomb is for CM Punk. CM Punk is shown in the skybox.

Paul Heyman says he’s not only the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless, but he’s also CM Punk’s friend, advocate, strategist and advisor. Heyman says he noticed that CM Punk’s previous message to the WWE Universe went over everyone’s heads, so as a service to CM Punk, Heyman will be Punk’s interpreter tonight.

Paul Heyman says that The Rock will not defeat CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. Heyman claims Vince McMahon is desperate for someone, anyone to defeat CM Punk for the WWE Championship and that The Rock is January’s “Flavor Of The Month.” Heyman says if The Rock is concentrating on insulting Paul Heyman, then he’s not concentrating on CM Punk. Heyman says that just like the people, The Rock is “STUUUUUUUUUPIDDDD.”

The Rock shows up through the regular entrance holding the security guard’s ticket.

The Rock takes the mic and thanks the San Jose Police Department for the ticket.

Paul Heyman tries to stop The Rock, but The Rock calls him “Twinkie Tits” then forces him to leave the ring. The Rock tells CM Punk that for 428 Days, Punk has been WWE Champion and that Punk has earned the right to call himself the Best In The World. However, it does not change the fact that tonight on RAW is Punk’s very last night on RAW as WWE Champion. Rock says Punk is obsessed with how The Rock is proud to entertain and be the People’s Champion.

The Rock says he’s waited 10 Long Years for this WWE Championship Match, and that he worked his ass off for 10 long years for this shot, The Rock has put his blood, sweat and respect into this opportunity.

The Rock says that just like Dr, Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, The Rock has a dream to go to the mountain top and go to the promise land one more time and become WWE Champion. The Rock says that he promises to beat CM Punk at the Royal Rumble for the WWE Title, and once that’s done, every man, woman and child, will say “Free At Last. Free At Last. Thank God Almighty! We Are Free At Last.” The Rock ends the MLK “tribute” with his “If Ya Smell” catchphrase.

The Lights go out then The Shield attacks The Rock

The Rock tries to fight back, but The Shield gets the upperhand. The Shield ends up hitting The Rock with the Triple Powerbomb.

CM Punk tells The Rock that on top of the mountain, there’s only room for one man. Punk says The Rock has to pay a price for his freedom and that it’s cute that Rock has a dream, but eventually he has to wake up for them. Punk says when Rock wakes up, he’s going to have to realize “The Great One” wasn’t great enough to beat “The Best In The World.”

MLK Video Tribute 2:

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Match 06: Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett

Sheamus gets ready for the Brogue Kick but Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big. E. Langston run down to distract him. AJ gets in the ring and skips around.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Backstage: Dolph Ziggler gloats in front of Vickie Guerrero then makes out with AJ Lee then mocks the Eric Clapton song. Vickie Guerrero says that Dolph Ziggler doesn’t get to choose any number. He has to choose between number 1 and number 2.

Backstage: Paul Heyman and CM Punk are leaving. Mr. McMahon shows up and asks if they’re clever. Punk says that he has nothing to do with The Shield. McMahon says if The Shield gets involved in the match at the Royal Rumble, he will make sure to punish CM Punk. Paul Heyman tries to argue that The Shield interferes in other matches, but it doesn’t work. Mr. McMahon says if The Shield interferes, Punk will be stripped of the WWE Championship.

Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Tensai

Alberto Del Rio hits a second rope Moonsualt!

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Post-match, Del Rio says he’s going to win the Last Man Standing Match. Del Rio says that the peole are going to count Big Show out in Spanish, then starts counting in Spanish.

The second inductee in the 2013 WWE Hall Of Fame is….

John Cena Addresses The WWE Universe:

John Cena takes the mic and puts over how lively the crowd is. Then John Cena proceeds to do a standup routine about Sundays. John Cena picks out a kid and talks about how the kid spends his Sunday playing videogames. Cena mentions that this is the kid that beats him in Call Of Duty: Black Ops II.

John Cena also says his username is Skidmark23 or something like that then talks about how he plays videogames, and eats Fruity Pebbles.

John Cena turns his attention to the ladies next. Cena makes a joke about a “Ladies Night,” including Facebook, Yoga, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and some guy she met last night, but the guy is a portly gentlemen.

John Cena targets the portly gent next making jokes about Jagerbombs, Blow Up Dolls, Judge Joe Brown, and another Penis Joke.

John Cena finally addresses The Royal Rumble and talks about how it will be an unpredictable, all-out war. Cena says this Sunday, the world will find out what he already knows: John Cena will win the Royal Rumble. Cena gets ready to leave but Sheamus’ theme plays.

Sheamus says Cena gave a very bizzare, passionate speech, but the winner of the Royal Rumble will be Sheamus. Sheamus is interrupted by the Prime Time Players.

Titus O’Neil questions Sheamus winning the Royal Rumble. Darren Young says the line of the night…

Randy Orton cuts them off and says that they’re looking at the man who is going to win The Royal Rumble. The Miz comes out next doing his “Really?” routine then says he’s going to win the Royal Rumble and Main Event Wrestlemania again because he’s “The Miz” And he’s…interrupted by Daniel Bryan and Kane.

Daniel Bryan and Kane talk about everyone arguing about the Royal Rumble match until they start arguing about the winner themselves. Antonio Cesaro comes out next and says they’re all wrong because he’s gonna win the Royal Rumble. Cesaro says he’s going to dedicate his victory to his home away from home, the United States Of America.

3MB comes out next and says they’re going to win the match next.

The Superstars come out from the back and a brawl erupts with Royal Rumble Participants…and others.

So That Happened:

Don’t forget about our Snapshots Caption Contest! The winner will receive a Fan Snapshot on our page AND these Vintage WWE Trading Cards!

Also, we are opening up the contest to Twitter! Enter by using the hashtag #3MBSnap and tell us your funniest caption for the photo. 

Contest ends Saturday, January 26th EST at 12:00 AM. Meaning you have till the end of Friday to enter. Can’t wait to see the results and Thank You for entering!

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Highlight Reel: Happy MLK Day from Shelton Benjamin

Posted on January 22, 2013 by 3mbooth
In Highlight Reel, 3MB will check out funny and interesting wrestling videos.

Today is MLK Day and we at Three Man Booth have the utmost respect for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his contributions to society. We at Three Man Booth are also huge fans of The Boondocks. So anytime we get a chance to share a Boondocks/WWE Mashup, we will. A few years ago, ReyFearsPsychosis created a mashup of then-WWE Superstar, Shelton Benjamin reciting the infamous “MLK” Parody speech from The Boondocks episode, Return Of The King.

Warning: If you are OFFENDED by vulgar language and/or excessive use of the n-word, DO NOT watch.


This video may come off a little vulgar, but look on the bright side. Some of the people parodied in this video did well since it’s release. Mark Henry became a World Heavyweight Champion. Kofi Kingston? Former Intercontinental and Tag Team Champion. Darren Young? Finally picked a hairstyle. And although I have no confirmation on this, I’m pretty positive Shelton Benjamin’s gone to Canada.

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