RAW begins with John Cena.
John Cena says The Champ is here, then hypes the WWE Network and Battleground. Cena urges the WWE Universe to sign up for the Network because in 6 days at Battleground, The Champ May Not Be Here.
John Cena talks about his WWE Championship Fatal Four-Way Match against Kane, Randy Orton and Roman Reigns. Cena explains the rules of the Fatal Four-Way Match and hypes the fact that he doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose at Battleground.
John Cena is interrupted by Roman Reigns.
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John Cena introduces Roman Reigns, then talks about how they’re partners tonight, despite having to face each other this Sunday at Battleground. Cena thanks Reigns for helping him, then brings up Reigns raising his arm last week. Cena calls the stunt cute then talks about the importance of working together tonight against The Authority, but Reigns cuts Cena off and tells him to get to the damn point.
John Cena tells Roman Reigns that they need to handle The Authority tonight, same with Kane and Randy Orton, then at Battleground, he can find out good Roman Reigns is. Reigns agrees, then tells Cena then at Battleground, he’ll find out who good Cena is.
Dean Ambrose interrupts John Cena and Roman Reigns on the titantron. Ambrose tells them to stop the “Prettiest Girl At The Dance” Routine, because tonight they’re fighting Randy Orton, Kane and Triple H’s “Bag Boy” Seth Rollins.
Dean Ambrose says there’s a plan for tonight’s match and it’s called Operation “Screw The Authority.” Ambrose says the plan starts when Cena and Reigns stop arguing and they get together and kick The Authority’s asses.
Dean Ambrose notices Kane to his left, then Seth Rollins to his right.
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Randy Orton, Kane and Seth Rollins jump Dean Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose tries to fight back, but gets jumped some more.
Dean Ambrose mouths off to The Authority.
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Seth Rollins hits Dean Ambrose with a Curb Stomp.
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Match 01: #ScumbagSheamus vs. The Miz
The Miz says This Sunday, he is entering the Battleground Battle Royal and he will become the new Intercontinental Champion. Miz tells the WWE Universe that it makes sense that a movie store, who is adored all over the world, becomes champion.
The Miz says tonight, his most important goal is to keep #ScumbagSheamus’ Brogue Kick away from “The Money Maker.” Miz tells the WWE Universe that as a special perk, his Money Maker will be on display for the duration of this match. Miz tells the WWE Universe to enjoy the picture of his face.
WWE hypes The Battleground Battle Royal during the match.
The Miz rolls up #ScumbagSheamus after a Brogue Kick miss.
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Winner: The Miz
Backstage: Randy Orton, Kane and Seth Rollins are celebrating together. Orton tells Rollins and Kane that they did their job well tonight so if they do that again, maybe Orton will walk out as WWE World Heavyweight Champion at Battleground. Kane tells Orton that he might want to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion and he has Orton’s back for as long as Orton has his.
Triple H interrupts them, saying that they need to trust each other. Triple H tells Orton and Kane that what’s important is the WWE World Heavyweight Championship comes back to The Authority. Triple H tells Orton and Kane that they need to trust each other tonight.
After Randy Orton and Kane leave, Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that she knows he can trust him. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon start making out.
Match 02: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
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Summer Rae and Layla appear on the announce table and start dancing to Fandango’s Music.
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Dolph Ziggler hits the Fameasser on Fandango.
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Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Post-Match, Layla and Summer Rae start to touch and kiss Dolph Ziggler.
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Backstage: A Sonic Employee is about to give away some food, when Damien Sandow skates up, in Sonic attire, and takes the food for himself.
Damien Sandow is about to eat the hot dog, when he is interrupted by Adam Rose and the Exotic Express. Rose calls Sandow out for being a lemon to the Sonic employee, then reminds him that he’s holding an Ultimate Cheese and Bacon, Cheese and Bread Dog.
Damien Sandow tells Adam Rose that he’s aware of the food he has and he’s about to enjoy some “cheesy goodness.” Sandow tells Rose to run along since he wasn’t invited, but Adam Rose tries to steal the hotdog because Sandow doesn’t deserve it. Adam Rose and Damien Sandow fight over the hotdog while the Rosebuds cheer Adam Rose and boo Damien Sandow.
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Adam Rose wins the fight over the hot dog, then says that’s what you get when you’re a being a lemon. Rose enjoys the hot dog while the Rosebuds sing his theme song.
The Usos do their Siva Tau Entrance.
The Usos get attacked then destroyed by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.
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