So That Happened: #RAW Recap (07/14/14)

RAW begins with John Cena.

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John Cena, what are you doing with the titles?!?! Are they wings? Is that what a champion does now ?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

John Cena wearing 2 belts like that is like the kid in high school who thinks he dresses cool, but he actually looks like an idiot.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

John Cena says The Champ is here, then hypes the WWE Network and Battleground. Cena urges the WWE Universe to sign up for the Network because in 6 days at Battleground, The Champ May Not Be Here.

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John Cena talks about his WWE Championship Fatal Four-Way Match against Kane, Randy Orton and Roman Reigns. Cena explains the rules of the Fatal Four-Way Match and hypes the fact that he doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose at Battleground.

"I might lose, WWE Universe. That's certainly worth $10, right?" John 'the Salesman' Cena

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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John Cena is interrupted by Roman Reigns.

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I'm a part of the #RomanEmpire #RAW

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) July 15, 2014

I heart everything about Roman Reigns. I have written erotic friend fiction about him. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

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John Cena introduces Roman Reigns, then talks about how they’re partners tonight, despite having to face each other this Sunday at Battleground. Cena thanks Reigns for helping him, then brings up Reigns raising his arm last week. Cena calls the stunt cute then talks about the importance of working together tonight against The Authority, but Reigns cuts Cena off and tells him to get to the damn point.

Popped in my house for "Get to the point, John" #raw

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) July 15, 2014

Get to the damn point. – R. Reigns. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 15, 2014

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John Cena tells Roman Reigns that they need to handle The Authority tonight, same with Kane and Randy Orton, then at Battleground, he can find out good Roman Reigns is. Reigns agrees, then tells Cena then at Battleground, he’ll find out who good Cena is.

OH SNAP SHOTS FIRED! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) July 15, 2014

Is Roman openly discussing murdering Kane and Orton. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

Dean Ambrose interrupts John Cena and Roman Reigns on the titantron. Ambrose tells them to stop the “Prettiest Girl At The Dance” Routine, because tonight they’re fighting Randy Orton, Kane and Triple H’s “Bag Boy” Seth Rollins.

A wild Dean Ambrose appears.

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Dean Ambrose says there’s a plan for tonight’s match and it’s called Operation “Screw The Authority.” Ambrose says the plan starts when Cena and Reigns stop arguing and they get together and kick The Authority’s asses.

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When Dean Ambrose is the one making sense, you know you're in for a good night!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Dean Ambrose notices Kane to his left, then Seth Rollins to his right.

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Dean is Screwed. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 15, 2014

Dean has a secret weapon: his sleeveless hoodie. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

Randy Orton, Kane and Seth Rollins jump Dean Ambrose.

Damn you, Seth Rollins! You told The Authority about the secret Shield hiding spot?!??!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Dean Ambrose tries to fight back, but gets jumped some more.

Are those two standing in the ring watching? #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

Word? John Cena and Roman Reigns are just gonna stand in the ring and let this happen?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

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Dean Ambrose mouths off to The Authority.

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"Dat all you guys got?" – Dean = BOSS. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 15, 2014

YOU TELL EM DEAN! THATS MY BOY! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) July 15, 2014

"Well, is that all you guys got?!" – Dean Ambrose's last words.#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 15, 2014

Seth Rollins hits Dean Ambrose with a Curb Stomp.

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Oh no! Parkour Curb Stomp!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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Dean Ambrose slowly slurs, "ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND…" #RAW

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) July 15, 2014

John Cena & Roman Reigns would've saved Dean Ambrose, but they were too busy watching the TV show they star on. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) July 15, 2014

Match 01: #ScumbagSheamus vs. The Miz

#ScumbagSheamus is here. Meh. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 15, 2014

Sheamus and his mall kiosk shirt.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 15, 2014

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The Miz says This Sunday, he is entering the Battleground Battle Royal and he will become the new Intercontinental Champion. Miz tells the WWE Universe that it makes sense that a movie store, who is adored all over the world, becomes champion.

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I think the fact I'm rooting for The Miz in this match says more about Sheamus. #Raw #RawRichmond

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) July 15, 2014

I'll cheer The Miz over #ScumbagSheamus any day.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

The Miz says tonight, his most important goal is to keep #ScumbagSheamus’ Brogue Kick away from “The Money Maker.” Miz tells the WWE Universe that as a special perk, his Money Maker will be on display for the duration of this match. Miz tells the WWE Universe to enjoy the picture of his face.

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If #ScumbagSheamus wins the IC title. we he wear both belts around his neck like John Cena does?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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I bet it is KILLING JBL to have to keep saying nice things about The Miz. #Raw

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) July 15, 2014

WWE hypes The Battleground Battle Royal during the match.

uhh aren't you guys having a match?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 15, 2014

The Miz's face? Photos of Battle Royal participants? They REALLY don't want people to watch this match, huh?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

You know it's bad when they start showing pictures of other Superstars during your match. It's like a bad Window's Movie Maker video.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

The Miz rolls up #ScumbagSheamus after a Brogue Kick miss.

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Winner: The Miz

Holy hell,

Sheamus lost.#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 15, 2014

I'm so torn. Pleased to see Sheamus lose, but… The Miz.

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) July 16, 2014

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MIZ WINS. #Scumbagsheamus #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) July 15, 2014

MIZ WINS! MIZ WINS!! MIZ WINS!!!! WHAT A CLEAN WIN FROM THE YOUNG UPSTART HOLLYWOOD KID! SUCK IT, #SCUMBAGSHEAMUS!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

You know, MAYBE the Miz is tougher than John Wayne… HAHA! Just Kidding…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Backstage: Randy Orton, Kane and Seth Rollins are celebrating together. Orton tells Rollins and Kane that they did their job well tonight so if they do that again, maybe Orton will walk out as WWE World Heavyweight Champion at Battleground. Kane tells Orton that he might want to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion and he has Orton’s back for as long as Orton has his.

Randy being all "we did a good job during that three on one beatdown" which is how all heel secret meetings go, I feel. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

I actually kinda hope Kane wins this Sunday.

He needs to stand up for himself again, dammit!#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 15, 2014

Triple H interrupts them, saying that they need to trust each other. Triple H tells Orton and Kane that what’s important is the WWE World Heavyweight Championship comes back to The Authority. Triple H tells Orton and Kane that they need to trust each other tonight.

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I can't think of two people Triple H should trust less than Kane and Orton.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) July 15, 2014

If you want Kane and Randy Orton to have trust then send them to Dr. Shelby!

— young simba (@extremeexile) July 15, 2014

After Randy Orton and Kane leave, Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that she knows he can trust him. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon start making out.

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Match 02: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

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That was Fandango's "Single and Ready to Mingle" Rumba. It's not that different from the #ZiggleWiggle

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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Summer Rae and Layla appear on the announce table and start dancing to Fandango’s Music.

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WHAAAAATTTTT???

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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Move over, Funkadactyls! #Raelya has taken your place.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

A legitimate time for a wrestler to be distracted , for once. #RAW

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) July 15, 2014

Dolph Ziggler hits the Fameasser on Fandango.

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Winner: Dolph Ziggler

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Fandango, you lost to the Fameasser? Distraction or not, that's bad, man.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

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Post-Match, Layla and Summer Rae start to touch and kiss Dolph Ziggler.

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#RAW DOLPH ZIGGLER IS HAVING THE BEST NIGHT. PARTY AT @APPLEBEES TONIGHT!

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 15, 2014

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Dolph should scream out, "I'LL TAKE 'EM BOTH, I'M HARDCORE!!!!!" #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 15, 2014

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— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Backstage: A Sonic Employee is about to give away some food, when Damien Sandow skates up, in Sonic attire, and takes the food for himself.

*hums Super Mario theme* pic.twitter.com/2feaShEBEu

— young simba (@extremeexile) July 15, 2014

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I don't think Damien Sandow's in costume. I think this is his job now.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Damien Sandow is about to eat the hot dog, when he is interrupted by Adam Rose and the Exotic Express. Rose calls Sandow out for being a lemon to the Sonic employee, then reminds him that he’s holding an Ultimate Cheese and Bacon, Cheese and Bread Dog.

Please just book these two fighting over food forever. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 15, 2014

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Damien Sandow tells Adam Rose that he’s aware of the food he has and he’s about to enjoy some “cheesy goodness.” Sandow tells Rose to run along since he wasn’t invited, but Adam Rose tries to steal the hotdog because Sandow doesn’t deserve it. Adam Rose and Damien Sandow fight over the hotdog while the Rosebuds cheer Adam Rose and boo Damien Sandow.

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Adam Rose wins the fight over the hot dog, then says that’s what you get when you’re a being a lemon. Rose enjoys the hot dog while the Rosebuds sing his theme song.

Listen Guys, This is how Adam Rose pays for all these parties. Bunny Costumes aren't cheap. you know.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

Adam Rose is gonna wreck the Exotic Express toilet after those chili dogs. #RAW #Diarrhea

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) July 15, 2014

The Usos do their Siva Tau Entrance.

The Usos coming out to the ring looking like they're The Orange Iguanas on Legends Of The Hidden Temple.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 15, 2014

The Usos get attacked then destroyed by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

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Sneak Attack! He who disrespects the Siva Tau disrespects the warrior spirit!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 15, 2014

*Wyatts attack Uso's during their entrance*

First thought: WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THAT BEFORE?!?!? #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) July 15, 2014

You say Uso, I say ouch. #Raw

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) July 15, 2014

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