So That Happened: #RAW Recap (03/31/14)

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RAW begins with The Undertaker.

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After an Undertaker chant, The Undertaker says 21 Men have stepped up and been set down. The Undertaker says he doesn’t claim he’s better than his victims, but at Wrestlemania, he will go further than anyone else, which is why the streak stays live.

The Undertaker says he’s sure Brock Lesnar is thinking how he is going to beat the streak. The Undertaker says that what Brock Lesnar should be thinking, what’s he gonna do, when The Undertaker takes him out to deep water and his feet can no longer reach the ground.

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Taker asks if Brock is going to try and take down The Undertaker? Or swim down to shore? The Undertaker tells Brock Lesnar that every one of his opponent has been in the same situation as Lesnar. Taker says every one of those opponents have tried to swim back to shore, but none of them have made it yet.

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The Undertaker says he knows Brock Lesnar is very dangerous and many who think that it is inevitable that the streak will be broken, but there Taker says there are many more who believe in three things that can’t be beat: Death, Taxes and The Streak.

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#3MBatista – Snapshots: Spotlight

In Snapshots, 3MBatista searches for images of Batista to share.

We all know that Batista is an experienced wrestler. After taking a break from the WWE, he competed in Mixed Martial Arts where he remains undefeated (1 – 0, Baby!). Even though he’s returned to the squared circle, he still keeps up with other fighting styles. Recently, he earned a purple belt in Brazilian Jujitsu at the Gracie Academy, the logo he wears on his tights.

Image Courtesy of Batista's Twitter

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No matter what color belt Batista’s earned, he’s always in the spotlight.

Deal with it!

 

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#3MBatista – Zach Looks Back: The Punjabi Prison Match

In Zach Looks Back, your humble wrestling fan takes a look at classics found on the WWE Network. We’re using the term ‘classics’ loosely.

For the past few months, everyone has been talking about the momentum of one of the greatest superstars of this or any generation. He gets a reaction anytime he is on TV. Heโ€™s not your stereotypical wrestler. He’s a former champ set to be in a high profile match at Wrestlemania. You know who Iโ€™m thinking about. If you know, chant YES! YES! YES! for the one and only, BATISTA!!!

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Batista has come a long ever since donning a suit vest and carrying around a collection plate for D-Von Dudley. He’s overcome many criticisms like people saying that he looks like a mid-40s grandfather who tries to hard or that he wears skinny jeans too much or that only Michael Cole has a worse collection of tattoos. Others argue that his career was due to Randy Orton’s post-Evolution failure, or his friendship with Eddie Guerrero or the series of matches he had with Rey Mysterio where Rey carried The Animal through and through.

Well, I say, BOO! Batista is a National Treasure – from Washington D.C. no less – and should be treated as such.

3MB_20140324RAW_010To illustrate his main event status and ability to have 5-star matches, letโ€™s go back to 2007 and No Mercy. Perhaps one of the greatest PPVs of all time, featuring CM Punk vs. Big Daddy V, not one, two, but THREEย HHH matches, and a show so good that five of the competitors on the show are still employed by the WWE. The main match we need to review, and study for future generations, is Batista vs. The Great Khali.

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#3MBatista – Snapshots: Tattoos

In Snapshots, 3MBatista searches for images of Batista to share.

Tattoos are cool. You know has Tattoos? Lots of people. You know who has the best Tattoos? That’s right: Batista! Case in point:

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Batista’s tattoos are so good, this zobmie wants to take a bite out of them. But you can’t pierce The Animal. Silly, Zombie…

DEAL WITH IT!

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#3MBatista – Cheap Pop: The Warlord

In Cheap Pop, Three Man Batista discusses random topics with a slight historical bend.

Fun Fact: ‘The Animal’ Batista says that The Warlord is his favorite wrestler of all time. At 3ManBatista, that is the equivalent of winning the World Title. Why did Batista gravitate towards this Power of Pain while others didn’t? Let’s take a look:

3MBatista_TheWarlord_001The Warlord is known, in the WWF / WWE, as a wrestler with brute strength and face-paint. Unfortunately, he was around in the era of wrestlers with brute strength and face-paint like the Ultimate Warrior, the Legend of Doom and Demolition, the team that the Warlord and his tag team partner, the Barbarian, feuded with forย  several months.

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