So That Happened: #RAW Recap (03/31/14)

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RAW begins with The Undertaker.

After an Undertaker chant, The Undertaker says 21 Men have stepped up and been set down. The Undertaker says he doesn’t claim he’s better than his victims, but at Wrestlemania, he will go further than anyone else, which is why the streak stays live.

The Undertaker says he’s sure Brock Lesnar is thinking how he is going to beat the streak. The Undertaker says that what Brock Lesnar should be thinking, what’s he gonna do, when The Undertaker takes him out to deep water and his feet can no longer reach the ground.

Taker asks if Brock is going to try and take down The Undertaker? Or swim down to shore? The Undertaker tells Brock Lesnar that every one of his opponent has been in the same situation as Lesnar. Taker says every one of those opponents have tried to swim back to shore, but none of them have made it yet.

The Undertaker says he knows Brock Lesnar is very dangerous and many who think that it is inevitable that the streak will be broken, but there Taker says there are many more who believe in three things that can’t be beat: Death, Taxes and The Streak.

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The Undertaker tries to say Brock Lesnar will Rest In Peace this Sunday at Wrestlemania but gets cut off by Brock Lesnar’s music.

Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar come out to the ring. Heyman tells Taker that he means no disrespect, but this is a match that The Undertaker can’t lose. Heyman tells The Undertaker that he can unleash a demon’s fury on Brock Lesnar all he wants, but all it takes is 3 seconds for the streak to be over. Paul Heyman says that Brock Lesnar will defeat The Undertaker and that is not a prediction, that’s a spoiler.

The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar get prepared to fight, but Brock Lesnar walks away. Lesnar points to the Wrestlemania sign as “You Suck” chants are heard by the WWE Universe. Brock Lesnar starts to walk to the ring, but stops and walks away again, laughing.

Brock Lesnar taunts The Undertaker some more until Paul Heyman tries to sneak up on him with a chair. The Undertaker turns his attention to Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar tries to attack The Deadman.

Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker brawl until Brock Lesnar takes The Undertaker down with a clothesline. Brock Lesnar drops The Undertaker with an F-5!

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Match 01: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E.

Alberto Del Rio stomps Big E.

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Alberto Del Rio kicks Big E. in the head.

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Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Backstage: Luke Harper whistles “He’s Got The Whole World.”

Bray Wyatt says that the world is bleeding from the inside out, and like everything else, it craves change. Wyatt says that you can’t just whisper in people’s ears anymore and expect them to understand or believe in you. You have to pry their eyes open and force them to watch. Bray Wyatt asks if he has your attention now.

Bray Wyatt says Sister Abigail said that he would be the one who would be the one to teach them the difference between diamonds and dust, and be the one to change the world. Wyatt tells John Cena that the children will cry for him at first, but soon, they will forget him and move on. Wyatt claims John Cena will be left with nothing and that the children will see him the same way he does, as a monster.

Bray Wyatt starts singing “He’s Got The Whole World” again.

Jerry Lawler goes over Total Divas:

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Match 02: Summer Rae vs. Natalya (with Vickie Guerrero on commentary)

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Vickie Guerrero comes out for commentary.

Vickie Guerrero announces the rules for the Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational: 13 Divas, 1 Fall.

The match continues:

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Summer Rae tries to escape, but Natalya grabs her. Summer Rae boots Natalya in the head.

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Winner: Summer Rae

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