Hey guys!
So, we were going to do our traditional So That Happened this week, but the WWE Universe and the Twitter-verse and the Pro Wrestling Fans were all talking about one thing: The Stone Cold Podcast with Vince McMahon.
But before we get to more about the Podcast, let’s run through RAW really quickly by using YOUR TWEETS and Gifs!
The Monday after Thanksgiving is known as Cyber Monday. Most major retailers will have deals and discounts online, in an attempt to claim ownership over the Internet that day. Well, you could argue that this weekend, the Internet belonged to CM Punk. The former WWE Champion teamed with his friend and fellow wrestler Colt Cabana to release episode 226 of Colt’s podcast, the Art of Wrestling. In it, Punk speaks for the first time since his departure from the WWE. So, naturally, at midnight on Thanksgiving, CM Punk broke the Internet!
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— Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) November 27, 2014
So where exactly was CM Punk for the past few months? Well, you need to check out the podcast to find out. While it covers most of his whereabouts, it doesn’t cover all of them. It seems that the Best in the World traveled to elsewhere to prove that he’s not only the best in our World but also the best in Equestria!
Match 07: Dolph Ziggler and John Cena vs. Seth Rollins and ???
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Daniel Bryan comes down to the ring.
Daniel Bryan reveals Seth Rollins’ partners: J & J Security.
Match 07: Dolph Ziggler and John Cena vs. Seth Rollins and J & J Security
Jamie Noble gets chants.
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Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury are holding their own.
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But that doesn’t last long, Dolph Ziggler and John Cena hit the Zig Zag and AA simultaneously.
Winners: Dolph Ziggler and John Cena
Seth Rollins tries to escape, but Daniel Bryan throws him back in the ring.
Post-Match, The Anonymous RAW General Manager Noise goes off.
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After The Anonymous RAW GM sound goes off, Michael Cole announces the return of the RAW General Manager.
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The Anonymous RAW GM Noise keeps going off to close the show.
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So That Happened:
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/537094984781279233
Last night, the WWE held Survivor Series, live on the WWE Network for just…Actually it was free. A lot happened at Survivor Series, so we’re going to go through it the best way we can…through Animated Gifs!
WWE Survivor Series: 2014
Fandango returned!
As did Rosa Mendes…
Vince McMahon made a blockbuster announcement
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Team Authority vs. Team Cena Contract Signing:
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Triple H hypes Team Authority vs. Team Cena at Survivor Series on the WWE Network, saying The Authority will stand tall. Triple H says when it comes to the WWE, then stammers a little bit.
Triple H tells the WWE Universe that they love the WWE, and that John Cena loves the WWE, but the truth is they have no idea what it’s like for The Authority. Triple H says every fiber of who he is as a person, for his family is WWE. Triple H brings up the McMahon Family Legacy, and says this is the air they breathe. Triple H looks at Stephanie McMahon and says quietly, they can’t lose. Stephanie McMahon says they won’t lose. Triple H agrees with her, then screams at Team Authority that they won’t lose.
Triple H tells Team Cena that this is their last chance to back out of Survivor Series because after Sunday, if they don’t back out, they will wish that they had. Stephanie McMahon says there’s no shame in backing out and sometimes there’s no shame in backing down. Stephanie McMahon says Mr. McMahon challenged them to become better leaders and it inspired them to make the most dominant Survivor Series team in history.. Stephanie McMahon says this is Survival Of The Fittest and Team Authority has been dominating Team Cena, all night long.
The Authority brings out Team Cena
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Triple H mocks John Cena, saying he “can’t see” the rest of his team. Cena tells Triple H he’s got jokes, but the jokes are gonna stop this Sunday, because Survivor Series is the most important day of their lives. Cena says the WWE Universe will see The Authority lose and The Authority will be out of power. Stephanie responds with what army. Stephanie McMahon says #ScumbagSheamus has already been taken to the hospital, and everyone else values their career. Stephanie says Cena is too myopic to see the big picture and needs to wake up.
John Cena tells Stephanie McMahon not to get used to telling anybody anything because this Sunday, Team Authority will lose. Cena mentions Team Authority using underhanded tricks to take out Team Cena, but he says this Sunday, this team will lose. Cena says The Authority comes out here and puts them to sleep. Cena calls The Authority out for claiming they’re “Best For Business” but they only do things for themselves.
John Cena says at Survivor Series, he will find 4 people to go to war with The Authority at Survivor Series. Cena mentions he will pick 4 people out of the crowd if he has to, then goes to the crowd and picks out a Male Nun, a Captain and two children.
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John Cena says regardless of what team he ends up with at Survivor Series, the difference between his team and Team Authority is that Team Cena has passion for the WWE, while Team Authority is a bunch of suck ups and sellouts.
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John Cena decides to give a preview of Team Authority vs. Team Cena, then starts making fun of Team Authority, one by one, starting with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon being holier than down. Cena says Kane will be the first to lose, then calls Kane a “bootleg” Drew Carey. Harper’s going to swamp out and Stephanie McMahon will swamp in her pants. Cena says Rusev will lose next, and while Triple H needs Stephanie for support, she will be throwing up in the corner like a new guy.
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John Cena says after Stephanie McMahon throws up, she’ll be hungry. And he has no problem feeding her sexual chocolate.
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John Cena brings up Seth Rollins last, saying he has a fetish for latex, but he will be beaten. Cena circles back to The Authority, saying that once Team Authority loses, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon will spend the rest of their tenure in WWE cleaning toilets.
Stephanie McMahon slaps John Cena.
John Cena tells Stephanie McMahon to leave, because it’s go time. Cena moves the table and prepares to fight. Dolph Ziggler comes out.
Followed by Big Show.
Erick Rowan comes out next.
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Stephanie McMahon says that’s big surprise, but he’s still one man short. Stephanie McMahon says if Cena competes at Survivor Series, it’s career suicide. Stephanie gives Team Cena one more chance to reconsider.
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Cesaro comes out next
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Cesaro joins Team Authority.
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Stephanie McMahon makes fun of Team Cena until Ryback comes out next.
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Team Cena and Team Authority brawl.
John Cena goes for the AA on Seth Rollins, but Triple H attacks him. Triple H tries to Pedigree John Cena, but Ryback stops him.
John Cena hits Triple H with an AA through the table.
Team Cena Celebrates.
So That Happened:
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