Hey guys!
So, we were going to do our traditional So That Happened this week, but the WWE Universe and the Twitter-verse and the Pro Wrestling Fans were all talking about one thing: The Stone Cold Podcast with Vince McMahon.
But before we get to more about the Podcast, let’s run through RAW really quickly by using YOUR TWEETS and Gifs!
The Monday after Thanksgiving is known as Cyber Monday. Most major retailers will have deals and discounts online, in an attempt to claim ownership over the Internet that day. Well, you could argue that this weekend, the Internet belonged to CM Punk. The former WWE Champion teamed with his friend and fellow wrestler Colt Cabana to release episode 226 of Colt’s podcast, the Art of Wrestling. In it, Punk speaks for the first time since his departure from the WWE. So, naturally, at midnight on Thanksgiving, CM Punk broke the Internet!
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β Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) November 27, 2014
So where exactly was CM Punk for the past few months? Well, you need to check out the podcast to find out. While it covers most of his whereabouts, it doesn’t cover all of them. It seems that the Best in the World traveled to elsewhere to prove that he’s not only the best in our World but also the best in Equestria!
Big Show Speaks:
Big Show says he wants to make sure he and the WWE Universe are cool. Big Show says he saw things online and some reactions backstage, and that people think he’s a “bad guy.” Big Show says he’s not a bad guy. He’s a human being who made a mistake.
Big Show says he made mistakes all the time. Big Show says there’s not one person watching him that can say that they haven’t made a mistake. Big Show says he despises The Authority for taking his job and house and to do things to people that he loved and respected. Big Show says physically, he’s a Giant, but was never asked to be born this way. Big Show claims on the inside, he’s just like each and every one of them, and he has feelings, fears and family.
Big Show claimed he panicked at Survivor Series and made a snap decision. Big Show explains the scenario from last night and says at that moment, he thought his team would lose. Big Show says if people could be in his shoes, they would forgive him. The WWE Universe boos him.
Big Show understands people come to a show and want to cheer and boo, but this isn’t the appropriate time for this. Big Show says he’s a good person and if he could go back in time at Survivor Series, he wouldn’t have done what he did. After getting more boos, Big Show says for the past 20 years, he’s been putting his body on the line and he thinks the WWE Universe owes him a mulligan.
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After a loud “You Sold Out” chant, Big Show snaps at the WWE Universe judging him on the decisions he made. Big Show says the WWE Universe had nothing on the line, but this is his life and not theirs. Big Show hears all the comments like “Big Show Is A Traitor.” Big Show says he’s not a traitor. He’s the Big Show and he deserves respect.
After more boos, Big Show says he hears cowards whispering that he’s a traitor. Big Show calls the WWE Lockeroom out to call him a traitor to his face.
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Erick Rowan comes down to the ring. Big Show mocks Erick Rowan for coming out, calling Rowan “Upside-Down Sheamus.” Big Show understands if John Cena was upset, but not Rowan. Big Show makes fun of Erick Rowan for wanting a cat and mocks him for coming out to the ring without a cat.
As the WWE Universe chants for Erick Rowan, Big Show tells Erick Rowan that this ring was made for men. Big Show tells Rowan that he has no place here and tells him to go up the ramp. Rowan takes the mic and saysβ¦
Erick Rowan attacks Big Show and takes him out with a spin kick.
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Backstage: Seth Rollins is texting, when he is interrupted by J & J Security. Jamie Noble says they’re confident that their team will be like Shield 2.0. Rollins tells J & J Security that they’re great, but they don’t measure up to his other potential tag partners tonight.
Dolph Ziggler shows up and tells J & J Security that Seth Rollins may not believe in them, but he does. Ziggler lets them know that he just told his 1.4 Million Twitter Followers to vote for them. Seth Rollins looks upset, while J & J Security look excited.
Match 05: Brie Bella vs. AJ Lee
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AJ Lee congratulates Nikki Bella for turning his life’s work into an accessory. AJ, tells Brie to “lez-be-honest”, and that she proved the impossible, by being a bigger skank than her sister.
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Brie Bella hits AJ Lee with a clothesline.
Nikki Bella attacks AJ Lee from behind allowing Brie Bella to roll AJ up.
Winner: Brie Bella
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Post-Match, AJ Lee says it takes two Bella Twins to be the champion, but the two of them don’t even come close to being half the woman she is.
AJ calls The Bella Twins out on cheating and kissing their way to a title, then says it’s about time somebody tells them: Talent Is Not Sexually Transmitted.
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Match 06: Adam Rose and Bunny vs. Tyson Kidd and Natalya
Larry The Cable Guy and Santino Marella are on commentary.
The Bunny does the Ric Flair strut.
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The Bunny accidentally grabs Adam Rose’s foot allowing Tyson Kidd to roll up Adam Rose.
Winners: Tyson Kidd and Natalya
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Backstage: Renee Young congratulates Ryback on his victory against Mark Henry tonight. Ryback thanks Renee, then says he’s not concerned with that right now because “The Big Guy” is hungry. Ryback asks if she knows where the concession stand is, then walks off laughing.
A New Day: Coming Next Week
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Backstage: Kane is doing his job until Ryback says he’s hungry. Kane is doing his job until Ryback comes out.
Ryback wants 2 cans of Tuna Kicks, a large protein shake and a big bag of beef jerky.
Kane says he’s fresh out of that and offers him a hot dog. Kane throws the hot dog at Ryback.
Ryback attacks Kane, slamming the table into him, and squirts him with ketchup and mustard.
Kane escapes, as Ryback picks up a bag of peanuts and says…
Backstage:Β Renee Young speaks with Dolph Ziggler and John Cena. Cena brings up how Dolph Ziggler was left alone to face the entire Team Authority last night at Survivor Series. Ziggler says he was going to find a way to survive, and that they needed a miracle, and that miracle was Sting. Cena says thanks to Dolph Ziggler and Sting, The Authority is history. Cena thanks Daniel Bryan for running RAW tonight and giving the power to the WWE Universe, saying tonight, the team of John Cena and Dolph Ziggler will steal the show.
Last night, the WWE held Survivor Series, live on the WWE Network for just…Actually it was free. A lot happened at Survivor Series, so we’re going to go through it the best way we can…through Animated Gifs!
WWE Survivor Series: 2014
Fandango returned!
As did Rosa Mendes…
Vince McMahon made a blockbuster announcement
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Big Show Speaks:
Before Big Show can say anything, he is interrupted by Stephanie McMahon.
Stephanie McMahon tells Big Show that she was watching The Monday Night Wars, which is available on the WWE Network right now, for free. Stephanie says she remembers Big Show being billed as Andre The Giant’s son. Stephanie says she realized Big Show has always been in someone’s shadow.
Stephanie McMahon tells Big Show that he always wanted to be the guy, and The Main Event. Stephanie says Big Show’s problem is, he thinks it’s up to the WWE Universe. Stephanie reminds Big Show that The Authority is responsible for who ends up in the Main Event.
Stephanie McMahon brings up Big Show’s multiple face and heel turns, saying that he’s blamed and encouraged the fans, but all he has to do is listen to his boss. Stephanie tells Big Show that if he steps away from Team Cena, The Authority will make sure he is one of the first active competitors to be inducted in the 2015 WWE Hall OF Fame. Stephanie calls this a giant honor for a giant man.
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The WWE Universe tries to tell Big Show “No”, but Stephanie McMahon tells him not to listen to the fans and to make the decision for himself. Big Show quietly tells Stephanie McMahon no.
#ScumbagSheamus interrupts Stephanie McMahon.
#ScumbagSheamus says he’s proud to be part of Team Cena and he will be proud this Sunday, when he and the other members of Team Cena drive The Authority out of power. #ScumbagSheamus tells Stephanie McMahon by this time next week, the only way he will have to see Triple H or Stephanie McMahon is if both of them buy a ticket.
Stephanie McMahon mockingly laughs at #ScumbagSheamus’ jokes, then brings up that last week, there was an issue with #ScumbagSheamus’ passport. Stephanie says it would be a shame if #ScumbagSheamus’ visa was invalid and he couldn’t make it to Survivor Series this Sunday.
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Stephanie McMahon puts #ScumbagSheamus and Big Show in a match with each other, and adds the stipulation that the winner, will have a chance to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
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Match 05: Big Show vs. #ScumbagSheamus
Big Show spears #ScumbagSheamus
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#ScumbagSheamus hits the White Noise on Big Show
#ScumbagSheamus and Big Show continue wrestling.
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Rusev enters the ring and kicks #ScumbagSheamus.
Winner: #ScumbagSheamus (via DQ)
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Post-Match, Rusev and Mark Henry attack Big Show and #ScumbagSheamus
Post-Match, Mark Henry slams #ScumbagSheamus through the announce table.
Rusev locks Big Show in the Accolade.
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Fandango with Rosa Mendes and Bad News Barrett Return on the Survivor Series Kick-Off with Paul Heyman:
Match 06: Nikki Bella vs. “AJ Lee”
Brie Bella comes out dressed as AJ Lee
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The Real AJ Lee comes out for commentary.
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AJ Lee distracts Nikki Bella, allowing Brie to roll Nikki up.
Winner: Brie Bella
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Post-Match, Nikki Bella attacks Brie Bella until AJ Lee gets involved.
AJ Lee hits Nikki Bella with a Shining Wizard
Brie Bella celebrates with a “YES” Chant
AJ Lee drops Brie Bella with a DDT
A New Day: Big E
Backstage: Ryback is getting ready when he’s interrupted by John Cena. Cena calls Ryback “big man” and tells Ryback that he eventhough he doesn’t need anybody, WWE needs him. Ryback reminds Cena that it’s “The Big Guy”, then says takes shots at John Cena’s lack of team. Ryback tells Cena that he doesn’t take kindly to Cena’s previous insults.
John Cena admits that he said the insults, but he said it to Ryback’s face, like a man and after they beat the crap out of each other, Ryback earned his respect. Cena tells Ryback that Sunday, he has a chance to take The Authority out of power and change his own destiny. Ryback says he’s not stupid and reminds John Cena that he is “Team Ryback” all the way.
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John Cena calls Ryback selfish then says the guy who wants to be fed more, finally has a chance to sit at the big table, and now he’s not hungry.
Backstage: Grumpy Cat sleeps
Match 07: Mizdow and Gold and Starust vs. The Usos and Los Matadores
Los Matadores hiptoss The Miz.
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Winners: Gold and Stardust, The Miz and Mizdow
Three Man Booth 