Three Man Booth

Paul Heyman Speaks:

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Paul Heyman introduces himself, then hypes Brock Lesnar as the single most legitimate, credible, authentic and dominant champion in WWE and MMA, then, now and forever. Heyman brings up Wrestlemania being 13 days away and says Brock Lesnar views this concept of rules in a title match as something that was written by a pacifist. Heyman says Brock isn’t a pacifist; he is a conquerer and a beast. Heyman says Brock Lesnar isn’t coming to Wrestlemania to make love; he is coming to make war against Roman Reigns.

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Paul Heyman brings up Brock Lesnar violating the boundaries, asking what WWE will do. Heyman mocks the idea of WWE cutting the feed on the WWE Network or giving the fans their money back. Heyman says it’s impossible and that the WWE Universe is stuck with Brock Lesnar as WWE Champion. Heyman continues to gloat until his mic cuts out again.

Paul Heyman says doing that to him is one thing, but what are they gonna do when they try and stop Brock Lesnar. Heyman says no one can stop Brock Lesnar, especially Roman Reigns. Heyman says Reigns could live up to the hype, then hypes all of Reigns’ accomplishments, but says at Wrestlemania, reality will bitch-slap Reigns across the face and give him a prison beating.

Paul Heyman says people think Roman Reigns is the next Samoan Ameri-CAN, but Brock Lesnar thinks Reigns is the next Samoan, Ameri-CAN’T. Heyman stresses that Roman Reigns can’t beat Brock Lesnar, can’t beat him at Wrestlemania. and can’t beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania for the WWE World Heavyweight Title.

Paul Heyman continues to tell Roman Reigns that he can’t, but gets interrupted by Roman Reigns, who is wearing an “I CAN. I WILL” T-Shirt.

Roman Reigns says he’s got a lot of respect for Paul Heyman, calling him possibly the best talker ever in this business. Reigns says Heyman isn’t talking trash about his family, but he’s just letting everyone know how tough Reigns is and where he’s from. Reigns says his issue isn’t with Paul Heyman, it’s with Brock Lesnar.

Roman Reigns decides to address Brock Lesnar. Reigns looks in the camera and says if he was here right now, he would tell him face to face, but he’s not. Reigns tells Lesnar that he’s not going in here expecting a fairy-tale or happy ending. Reigns is expecting a fight and hoping for a war. Reigns says he’s expected to be carried out, and will have plenty of people carrying him out. But while he’s being carried out, he will be carrying out the WWE World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.

Roman Reigns says he has a huge chip on his shoulder from people telling him he can’t. Reigns calls out the fans chanting for Daniel Bryan as an example, then tells Brock Lesnar that he is going to beat Lesnar’s ass at Wrestlemania, not because he wants to or needs to, but because he can and he will and he believes it.

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Backstage: Paul Heyman tells Renee Young that things are getting interesting. Heyman calls Reigns out on being cool, calm and collected. Heyman says he likes it, but wants to throw a wrinkle in Reigns game plan. Heyman tells Renee Young that he will bring Brock Lesnar to RAW next week so Reigns and Lesnar can be face-to-face.

Paul Heyman says Roman Reigns has the opportunity to say anything he wants to Brock Lesnar to his face. But Brock Lesnar has the opportunity to say and do whatever he wants to Roman Reigns. Heyman says Reigns can do that, but he won’t.

Match 05: Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett, Luke Harper and Stardust

R-Truth’s music plays and Truth comes out on the ramp.

R-Truth walks closer to the ring.

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R-Truth has the title on his back.

R-Truth joins commentary.

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The commentary continues to focus on R-Truth

Dolph Ziggler misses the hot tag.

Luke Harper hits a a power bomb on Dolph Ziggler.

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Bad News Barrett goes for the Wasteland, Dolph Ziggler counters with the DDT.

Daniel Bryan gets the hot tag, and takes out Luke Harper with a suicide dive. Dean Ambrose hits Bad News Barrett with a diving elbow.

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Dolph Ziggler accidentally superkicks Daniel Bryan.

Bad News Barrett dumps Dolph Ziggler onto Luke Harper and Stardust. Barrett goes for the Bullhammer, but Dean Ambrose catches Bad News Barrett with the Dirty Deeds.

Winners: Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler

Post-Match, more chaos ensues with Luke Harper tossing Dean Ambrose over the announce table. Stardust stealing the belt, then brawling with Dean Ambrose. R-Truth takes the belt again, but gets stopped by Luke Harper.

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R-Truth tosses the belt into the ring. Luke Harper goes for the belt, but gets attacked by Dean Ambrose. Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan go for the belt, then start brawling.

Stardust tries to attack Dolph Ziggler, but gets hit with a Superkick.

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Daniel Bryan hits the Solid Knee Plus on Luke Harper

Bad News Barrett takes out Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan and Dean Ambrose with 3 Bullhammers.

Bad News Barrett finally gets his Intercontinental Championship back. Barrett notices R-Truth.

Bad News Barrett takes out R-Truth with the Bullhammer.

Backstage: Seth Rollins complains about The Authority to Stephanie McMahon and Triple H and asks what they are going to do fix it. Stephanie McMahon tells Seth Rollins he’s a big boy and he should try not alienating everyone who helped him. Stephanie says Rollins made his own bed and it’s time for him to lie in it.

Seth Rollins tells Stephanie McMahon if it wasn’t for her sending Kane and big Show home, they wouldn’t be in this situation. Triple H asks Rollins who the hell he thinks he’s talking to and Rollins makes fun of Triple H, saying he’s finally stopped playing hide and seek with Sting.

Seth Rollins asks Triple H if he’s going to fire him, then says he doesn’t think so. Stephanie McMahon tells Seth Rollins to take responsibility for his own actions and man up if he can. Triple H advises Rollins to run along before his situation goes from bad to worse.

Bray Wyatt Addresses The Undertaker:

Bray Wyatt says a memory is just a tragedy. Wyatt says he remembers the first time he saw her sitting in the chair. Not just in her appearance, but everything she said to him. Wyatt says this person taught him about people who feed him lies and people like The Undertaker. Wyatt says The Undertaker tried to use that memory against him and use the urn to burn fear into his heart. Bray Wyatt says the only thing he succeeded in doing was turning a chair into dust.

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Bray Wyatt pours the ashes into dust then chuckles.

Bray Wyatt asks The Undertaker that everyone is asking what is left of him. Wyatt questions if it’s agony or fear. Wyatt says last year they saw a broken streak and a broken empty soul, which makes The Undertaker afraid to show his face. Wyatt says in that moment, the world’s eyes were open and they felt shame of their nakedness.

Bray Waytt says The undertaker’s loss was a shame and that he was almost brought to tears. Wyatt says this is Undertaker’s fault and now he’s almost out of time. Wyatt says Taker’s fate is sealed and Wrestlemania will be Undertaker’s final resting place and his coronation. Wyatt says at Wrestlemania, he will take his place among the Gods. Wyatt says The Undertaker is the saviors of the light and the darkness, but after Wrestlemania, no one is saving him. Wyatt tells the Undertaker to behold the new Face Of Fear.

Snoop Dogg and Bill Simmons will be on RAW next week.

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