It’s time for a new RAW Recap!
Well, regardless of no Cesaro, I’m sure there’s some good that happened. Possibly a new faction? Let’s find out what happened!
During The New Day’s First Anniversary In-Ring Country Music Jamboree on RAW, Kofi Kingston revealed the awful truth about country music: Country Music sucks. And this is New Day we’re talking about. Their Power of Positivity knows no limits (except for that time Kofi Kingston said that Harry Potter sucked). But they love all music, as long as they can dance to it. Remember when they air-banded Seth Rollins’ theme?
See? They love music! The New Day is the only group in the WWE that has a horn section!
So why would they hate country music? It might have less to do with the music and more to do with the music and its involvement of wrestling.
Yes. The Unthinkable has happened. #ScumbagSheamus is the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. *Sigh* Let’s just get to RAW. Maybe New Day can cheer us up.
In America, it’s Thanksgiving. As part of the tradition, every year the President officially pardons one turkey. This year, President Obama pardoned two turkeys: Honest and Abe (Get it?).
Not Pictured: Honest
But this a wrestling site. Wrestling fans don’t pardon turkeys. Our president – Jack Tunney – doesn’t pardon turkeys. He gets The Undertaker to Tombstone them!
The Undertaker has had many memorable moments at Survivor Series worth celebrating.
His debut in 1990.
His WWE Championship win in 1991.
His American Citizenship in 1993.
But there’s one Survivor Series moment worth celebrating for all the wrong reasons…
That time…
The Undertaker wore…
GOLD SNAKESKIN PANTS???
Three Man Booth 