It’s time for a new RAW Recap!
Well, regardless of no Cesaro, I’m sure there’s some good that happened. Possibly a new faction? Let’s find out what happened!
RAW begins with The New Day celebrating.
New Day is doing a celebration party for #ScumbagSheamus. Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods “fuse” to introduce #ScumbagSheamus.
#ScumbagSheamus comes out wearing a suit.
#ScumbagSheamus brags about defeating Roman Reigns for the WWE World Heavyweight Title in 5 minutes and 15 seconds. The New Day also makes fun of Reigns, saying they weren’t even watching Reigns’ first WWE Title Reign, they were playing Street Fighter and preparing for Evo.
#ScumbagSheamus announces Sheamus 5:15, I just Brogue Kicked Your Ass.
Roman Reigns is not pleased. Reigns Superman Punches #ScumbagSheamus from outta nowhere.
Roman Reigns takes the WWE World Heavyweight Championship with him.
Backstage. Roman Reigns celebrates with Dean Ambrose and The Usos over the stolen WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon demand the title back. Reigns gives it back to Stephanie (Not Hunter), and tells “Magic Mowhawk” that he’ll see him at TLC. Triple H says #ScumbagSheamus wants to defend the WWE World Heavyweight Title tonight. Stephanie McMahon adds on that Reigns needs to win this match in 05:15 to win the Championship.
Dolph Ziggler defeats Tyler Breeze.
Rusev is on MizTV with The Miz. Rusev talks about being injured and how no one in the WWE Universe wanted him back or sent him get well cards. Rusev says the only one who cared was Lana.
Rusev and Miz introduce the return of Rusev’s fiance, Lana.
Lana talks about her love for Rusev, claiming she never went all the way with Dolph Ziggler. The WWE Universe disagrees and starts a “YES YOU DID” chant.
Rusev also claims he didn’t go all the way with Summer Rae. The WWE Universe disagrees and starts a “YES YOU DID” chant.
Rusev and Lana are interrupted by The Ryback, who is here for Smashmouth (the band?) and wants a match.
During the match, Rusev knocks Ryback into the steps. The steps knock into Lana, sending her down.
Rusev carries the injured Lana to the back.
The Dudley Boyz come down to the ring and want revenge on the Wyatt Family. They reveal four tables all with the name “Wyatt” on them. They plan to put The Wyatt Family through those tables. The Wyatt Family interrupts them, reminding The Dudleyz that they have no allies. The Dudley Boyz hint that they didn’t come alone and that they have family.
During the The Dudleyz vs. The Wyatt Family, Bray Wyatt ends up going through a table.
The New Day pushes a WWE Shop Sale.
After another rant on the United States and MexAmerica, Alberto Del Rio and Zeb Colter make quick work of Goldust.
After the match, Del Rio tries to punish Goldust further, but Jack Swagger saves Goldust.
Backstage, Becky Lynch wants to face Charlotte for the WWE Divas Championship, like old times in NXT. Charlotte reluctantly accepts the match, then lets Becky know that her father, Ric Flair is here tonight.
The Usos and The Lucha Dragons face off in a number one contenders match. As good as the match was, the main focus was The New Day on commentary.
The New Day cause a double disqualification, meaning The Usos and The Lucha Dragons DO NOT get a title shot at The New Day.
Brie Bella with Alicia Fox faced Sasha Banks with Team B.A.D. Before the match, Team B.A.D displayed unity.
After Alicia Fox is taken out Sasha Banks defeats Brie Bella with the help of Team B.A.D.
Throughout the night, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon let Dean Ambrose and The Usos know that if Roman Reigns doesn’t win, they will not be getting their respective title shots against Kevin Owens and The New Day.
#ScumbagSheamus comes down to the ring with his new Sheamus 5:15 Shirt.
Roman Reigns almost beats #ScumbagSheamus in time, but he is attacked by Alberto Del Rio, King Barrett and Rusev.
#ScumbagSheamus announces the birth of the League of Nations, a group formed by #ScumbagSheamus, Alberto Del Rio, King Barrett and Rusev.
Roman Reigns’ crew of The Usos and Dean Ambrose come to save him. The Main Event for tonight will be The League Of Nations vs. Roman and Friends.
Becky Lynch faces Charlotte next with Paige on commentary.
Throughout the match, Paige keeps getting criticized on commentary.
Charlotte suffers a knee injury during the match. Ric Flair distracts the ref, allowing Charlotte to spring up and roll up Becky Lynch for the win.
Charlotte is just fine.
Backstage, Becky Lynch confronts Charlotte on cheating. Charlotte claims she was trying to toughen Becky Lynch up and that this isn’t NXT anymore. Charlotte also claims that she’s still Becky’s friend.
After Charlotte leaves, Paige walks over, reminding Becky Lynch that Charlotte can’t be trusted.
Adam Rose appears on the titantron and trashes Dolph Ziggler, Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae in a new segment.
Stardust tries another cosmic promo, but is once again interrupted by Titus O’Neil, who tried to get Stardust into the holiday spirit.
Before the Main Event between The League Of Nations and Roman and Friends, The New Day come out to the ring and announce that they have been added to the match to assist The League Of Nations.
Throughout the match, The Usos are taken out.
Dean Ambrose gets the hot tag and tries to fend off The New Day and The League Of Nations.
Unfortunately for Roman and Friends, they are defeated when #ScumbagSheamus hits Dean Ambrose with a Brogue Kick.
The League Of Nations and The New Day add insult to injury by beating down Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.
That’s it for this week’s RAW recap. See you next week and bring a friend!