Highlight Reel: Survivor Series Math

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At the Survivor Series, The WWE Title will be on the line in a Triple Threat match between Champion CM Punk, John Cena and The Ryback. The emphasis will be on the threat: CM Punk could lose the title without being involved in the final decision. John Cena could defeat The Ryback via pinfall or submission (and vice-versa for The Ryback/Cena combination). Based on the numbers, CM Punk is at a statistical disadvantage. Unless your statistician is Scott Steiner:

Between the Steiner-line and the Frankensteiner, The Steiner Brothers have a knack for inventing term that are uniquely … Steineriffic.  With the advent of Steinermatch, CM Punk may hopefully have more than a 33 1/3% chance of retaining at the Survivor Series.

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Highlight Reel: Jake "The Tweet" Roberts

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With the amount of wrestlers on Twitter these days, it seems like Social Media is a class at every wrestling school. WWE, TNA and the Indies are aware of the effect Social Media has on the industry and individual wrestler interaction is essential on maintaining and increasing your fanbase. Even the Legends of Wrestling take to Twitter, whether it be to rant, curse or – in the case of the Iron Sheik – do both.

But even legendary wrestlers need to start somewhere. Luckily, with this video on DDP’s YouTube Page, we get to see how Jake The Snake Roberts learns how to use Twitter. Let’s just say it’s a “colorful” lesson.

Jake’s brain doesn’t explode in the same way that DMX’s does when he learns about Google for the first time but it’s pretty special. He even explores further in Part 2 where he uses Twitter’s most powerful word: Bieber.

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So That Happened: 11/12/12

RAW starts off with a touching tribute to our veterans, followed by their stupid Hard Copy/DBZ Announcer recapping the events from last week and Jerry Lawler’s Heart Attack.

Match 01: Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler

Alberto Del Rio and RicRod try to interfere in the match.

Randy Orton wins with a roll up.

Winner: Randy Orton

Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler attack Randy Orton until Kofi Kingston makes the save.

Teddy Long comes out and says since Vickie Guerrero is busy with the AJ scandal and since this is a Super Show he is going to do something SUPER! Teddy Long decides to make…a TAG TEAM MATCH

Match 02: Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston

Winners: Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler

Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence Part 3: 

Vickie Guerrero is in the ring with Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler defines the word scandal then brags about wrestling two matches and knowing the definition of “scandal.” Ziggler says he’s not here to hide behind his manager Vickie Guerrero, but he’s here for one reason and one reason only and that’s the truth.

Dolph Ziggler shows the previous evidence from the AJ Lee/John Cena scandal, while making fun of the fact John Cena wears his gear to dinner:

Vickie Guerrero reminds us about AJ Lee’s threat to her from last week, then tells AJ that she is the Managing Superstar of RAW and will not be threatened by anyone, even a lovestruck little girl. Vickie says she would’ve suspended AJ, but she’s not a vengeful person. Vickie claims to have evidence that AJ has evidence she can’t talk her way out of so she demands AJ Lee come out here to explain herself since it’s her last chance to do so. AJ Lee’s theme plays and she rushes out to the ring as the crowd cheers.

AJ Lee demands to know why Vickie Guerrero is doing this to her. Vickie tells AJ that she did something wrong and just wants AJ to admit it. AJ says she refuses to stand there and admit to a lie just because Vickie Guerrero’s in charge. As all of this is happening, a “Shut Up, Vickie!” chant breaks out. Vickie says she’s more than Vickie Guerrero, she is AJ’s boss. Vickie reminds AJ to be careful what she says because none of this will matter when she disposes this evidence.

AJ Lee tries to calm down as Vickie Guerrero tries to badger AJ into admitting she had an affair John Cena AJ finally gives in then admits that she and John Cena…..are just friends and that nothing ever happened between the two.

AJ tells Vickie Guerrero to admit what this feud is really about, which is Mr. McMahon appointing AJ GM at RAW 1000, and AJ physically embarrassing Vickie twice in the ring. AJ says Vickie can’t stand the fact that if AJ wanted to, she could embarrass Vickie again. AJ mocks Vickie for just throwing her weight around, then comments that Vickie’s weight is “pretty considerable.” Vickie says that she has the footage then starts playing voicemails. AJ denies leaving the voicemail, but Vickie goes through a few more. AJ says that Vickie edited those voice mails together.

AJ starts to insult Vickie Guerrero until Dolph Ziggler cuts her off. Zigglers tells AJ that it’s over and that we all know something happened. Ziggler mocks John Cena by telling AJ, “You can’t see him.” Ziggler asks AJ which was more disappointing, the fact that John Cena won’t talk to her anymore, or all those nights in his hotel room. John Cena’s theme hits and he rushes out to the ring.

John Cena almost attacks Dolph Ziggler, but AJ calms him down. AJ slaps Ziggler then Cena punches him down. John Cena and AJ Lee talk as Dolph Ziggler and Vickie leave the ring.

Backstage: AJ Lee is venting about the situation to John Cena. Cena tells AJ that he wanted to check and see if she’s okay (She is.) Cena says that he doesn’t understand why Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are making AJ’s life miserable over something that never happened and never will happen. AJ says it’s alright, but questions the “never would happen” part. Cena changes his answer to something that never happened, then leaves awkwardly.

Recaps on Caps on Caps: The Big Show/Sheamus/Regal bar fight.

Match 03: Big Show vs. William Regal

Winner: Big Show

Post-Match, Big Show tries to attack William Regal but Sheamus runs out for the save. William Regal’s chest is a mess.

Match 04: Kaitlyn vs. Layla (#1 Contenders’s Match/Handsome Eve Torres on commentary)

Winner: Kaitlyn

Post-match, Kaitlyn and Handsome Eve Torres have a staredown.

A graphic Jerry Lawler Video Package:

Return Of The King: 

Michael Cole and Jim Ross introduce Jerry Lawler’s return to the WWE Universe. Lawler comes out to a thunderous ovation.

Jerry Lawler hugs Michael Cole then Jim Ross. Lawler takes the mic as a huge “JERRY” chant breaks out. Lawler says this whole thing is so overwhelming then thanks the WWE Universe. Lawler says there was a time that he would be able to step into a WWE Ring again. Jerry Lawler compares his situation to the movie, It’s A Wonderful Life and says he lived that movie during the past few weeks. Lawler says he loves each and every one of the WWE Universe and that it’s great to be back. Before Lawler can finish his speech, he gets interrupted by CM Punk.

CM Punk laughs then tells Jerry Lawler he’s glad Lawler left the ring when he did, because if he didn’t, Punk would’ve beaten Lawler to death….again.

CM Punk mocks the WWE Universe for booing him and claiming he what he does is in bad taste, but not booing Jerry Lawler just because he’s the “conquering hero” who died and came back to life. Punk calls Jerry Lawler a real life zombie and calls Lawler a walking zombie. Punk says what Jerry Lawler being 62 years old trying to challenge the WWE Champion a few months ago is disrespectful and in bad taste. Punk asks Lawler what he thought was going to happen when Lawler went toe-to-toe with the Best In The World, then claims a side effect to facing him is a heart attack.

CM Punk says shame on the WWE Universe for trying to blame him for Jerry Lawler’s heart attack when the blame is squarely on Lawler. Punk says Shame On Lawler for trying to steal his spotlight with the whole heart attack stunt.

CM Punk says who cares about the number of minutes Jerry Lawler was clinically dead and offers up a real number: 358….Punk says he’s been the WWE Champion for 358 Days and has officially tied with “Big Daddy Cool” Diesel as the 9th longest reigning WWE Champion in history. Punk says that you can dismiss Diesel and his title reign if you want, but he’ll give everyone a number that means something: 365. Punk says in one week’s time, he will be WWE Champion for 365 days because this Sunday at Survivor Series, he will beat Ryback and John Cena, just like he has before.

CM Punk says honestly, from the bottom of his heart, he’s glad Jerry Lawler’s returned and has a front row seat to Survivor Series. Punk tells Lawler to try not to croak before the PPV. Lawler fires back by saying he’ll do his best not to, but the only thing that’s on life support is CM Punk’s run as WWE Champion. CM Punk gets ready to challenge Jerry Lawler but Paul Heyman starts to fake a heart attack. CM Punk “Revies” Paul Heyman with CPR then says that Heyman almost gave him a heart attack.

Mick Foley’s theme plays and Foley comes out pissed off. Foley tells CM Punk that it doesn’t cease to amaze him that someone like Punk, who demands respect, wouldn’t show respect to someone like Jerry Lawler, who commands respect. Punk tells Mick Foley to respect Paul Heyman because he just had a “heart attack.” Punk wonders what Foley is even doing out here together since they are no longer opposing Captains of Survivor Series teams because Mr. McMahon decided to screw him over. Punk says he and Foley no longer have business together and that Foley is wasting his time out here instead of finding that “gaping hole” Team Foley. Foley says he’s not picking the final member of Survivor Series, but the WWE Universe will instead.

CM Punk tells Mick Foley that he shouldn’t care what the WWE Universe thinks because they can’t think. Punk says that he stopped thinking of the WWE Universe a long time ago and he’s better off. Punk suggests to Foley that he should change his Survivor Series team name from “Team Foley” to “Team Worthless.” CM Punk says that Mick Foley is a “worthless” Captain with a “worthless” team trying to fill a “worthless” spot on that “worthless” team with the “worthless” opinions from these “worthless” people” from “worthless” Columbus Ohio. Foley cuts CM Punk off by screaming at him to “SHUT UP!”

Mick Foley reminds CM Punk about the fact that Jerry Lawler died for 15 minutes. Foley said we lost Jerry Lawler, but through miracles, doctors and the thoughts and prayers of the WWE Universe, he’s with us today. Foley says CM Punk doesn’t care and that Foley says Jerry Lawler’s incident, and the world, doesn’t revolve around CM Punk

Mick Foley reveals he wasn’t happy about Mr. McMahon making the change to the Survivor Series match because he wanted so desperately to be part of a team that taught him a lesson. Foley says he realized that CM Punk doesn’t give a damn about anything except the WWE Championship. Foley says that at Survivor Series, Ryback and John Cena will strip that championship from CM Punk.

CM Punk says no one has been able to beat him for the WWE Championship and no one is going to learn how to beat him. Punk says that Foley has nothing to teach him since Punk doesn’t feel like jumping off a roof like some goof. Punk says that none of this involves Foley, and that he shouldn’t be out here because he doesn’t matter. Foley says some of this does involve him and that he has a parting gift for CM Punk. Foley tells CM Punk that tonight, he will be “Special Guest Enforcer” tonight for CM Punk’s match against John Cena.


Backstage: Brad Maddox getting prepared

Backstage: CM Punk is complaining about Mick Foley being the special enforcer. Punk tells Paul Heyman to fix it. Heyman says we’re out of options then asks about Brad Maddox. Punk says “Fix that too!” then walks off as Paul Heyman looks concerned.

Match 05: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd vs.
Primo, Epico, and The Prime Time Players

RicRod comes down to the ring and hands Rosa Mendes a note.

Back to the match:

Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd

Backstage: Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox getting prepared for his match. Paul Heyman walks over and tells the camera crew to stop filming, then asks Maddox to take a walk with him.

A new Fandango Promo

Backstage: The Miz is on the phone saying he knows he’s not on Survivor Series but he knows he’ll make an impact at the show. Dolph Ziggler walks up and says he knows Miz is going to beg him to join the new and improved Team Ziggler after Miz saw Dolph lead his team to victory tonight. Miz says he didn’t see Ziggler win, but he did see Ziggler lose to Randy Orton beat him and AJ slap him. Ziggler tells Miz that he’s not even Team Ziggler material, but Miz fires back with the fact he’s main evented Wrestlemanias and won a WWE champions while Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler cuts Miz off to address Mick Foley, who’s standing there. Ziggler mocks Foley for trusting the WWE Universe and says that’s almost as bad as putting a quitter like Miz on Foley’s team. Foley challenges Ziggler to have two members of Team Ziggler take on two members of Team Foley tonight. Ziggler picks Rhodes Scholars, while Foley picks the winner of the #RAWActive Poll and Kane. Dolph Ziggler walks off as Foley tells him, “Amy Schumer said hello”

The Miz tells Mick Foley that he knows they’ve never seen eye to eye. Foley says he’s never liked The Miz. Miz understands, but pitches to be on the ballot for Team Foley at Suvivor Series. Miz says he knows they don’t like each other, but he should think about it because it would be great beating Team Ziggler. Miz says it wouldn’t be great, it would be “AWEEEESOMEEE!” Foley tells Miz that he doesn’t like Miz’s chances, but he’s on the ballot.

RAWActive Choices:

#WWESantino, #WWERyder and #WWEMiz

Match 06: R-Truth vs. Tensai

Antonio Cesaro comes out for commentary with a “man-purse.” Cesaro mocks R-Truth for talking to an imaginary boy like Little Jimmy because he’s a once proud Superstar that became a joke, just like the United States of America, a once proud country that became a joke. Cesaro says that at Survivor Series, he will show R-Truth and everyone else that you don’t mess with a Super Power

Match:

Winner: R-Truth

Post-match, Antonio Cesaro tries to speak but R-Truth snatches the mic from Cesaro. R-Truth does a terrible knock knock joke. Truth tells Cesaro that he’s going to knock Cesaro’s teeth down his esophagus.

Match 07: Heartthrob Ref vs. The Ryback

An ambulance pulls up as Brad “#HearthrobRef” Maddox walks out. Jerry Lawler jokes about it.

Ryback demolishes Heartthrob Ref.

Winner: The Ryback

Post-Match, Ryback continues the assault on HTR.

Ryback hits a clothesline on the outside then says “I. HIT. HARD.”

Ryback sticks Maddox in the Ambulance.

Match 08: Sheamus vs. David Otunga

Michael McGillicutty, Natalya and William Regal are watching this match backstage.

Winner: Sheamus

Post-match, Sheamus tells Big Show that exactly what happened to David Otunga is what’s going to happen to him at Survivor Series. Sheamus claims he’s going to take his Brogue, hit Big Show in the head and win the World Heavyweight Championship. On the titantron, Big Show is seen assaulting William Regal. Big Show tells Sheamus “This is what’s going to happen at Survivor Series” then knocks out William Regal. Sheamus runs to the back to save Regal.

Backstage: Josh Mathews gives an update on William Regal’s condition.

Backstage: Kane is seen walking towards the ring as Daniel Bryan tries to talk to him. Kane finally asks Bryan what he wants. Bryan sarcastically wishes Kane luck with his new partner, showing jealousy. Kane says he doesn’t have a new partner, they have a new teammate. Daniel Bryan says that if Mick Foley came to him to team with someone else, he would’ve refused. Daniel Bryan tries to play the sympathy card tries to convince Kane to tell Mick Foley to let them go out there as a team together. By the time Bryan finishes his idea, Kane is already gone. Bryan chants “NO!” several times.

Match 09: Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Kane and….

#RAWActive Results:

Daniel Bryan comes out angry and upset. Bryan raises Kane’s hand.

Match 09: Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Kane and The Miz

Daniel Bryan tries to attack The Miz outside but fails.

Winners: The Miz and Kane 

Post-match, Daniel Bryan interrupts The Miz and Kane celebrating and tries to raise Kane’s hand. The Miz and Bryan go back and forth trying to raise Kane’s hand.

Match 10: John Cena vs. CM Punk

Paul Heyman tries to interfere, but Mick Foley stops him. CM Punk tries to hit the GTS on John Cena but Cena turns it into the STF.

CM Punk grabs the ropes then tries to leave the match, but Ryback stands at the front of the ramp. Punk runs back into the ring right into an AA.

Winner: John Cena

Post-Match, Ryback and John Cena have a stare down over the WWE Championship. Both Cena and Ryback pick the title up continuing their staredown until CM Punk tries to get his belt back whining that the WWE Championship is his.

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Highlight Reel: Real American President

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I should never be President. I’m not interested in the world of politics enough to navigate it. I’m interested in the world of wrestling, which is the real reason I should never be President. On Election Night, Barack Obama came out to “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” to give his re-election speech. It’s a fine song and Obama’s happiness was easily conveyed, in a slightly reserved way. I would have done the exact opposite.  

First, I would have come out to Daniel Bryan’s “Flight of the Valkyries,” screaming “YES! YES! YES!” while galloping across that stage. Then, I would pull out the Winged Eagle Belt, hidden under my suit jacket, raise it up with one hand and scream, “I AM THE U.S. PRESIDENT!” After my speech, I would toss wristbands out to the crowd, John Cena style. Before leaving, I would raise my hand show 4 Fingers for “4 more years;” also, this would cue the 4 Horsemen theme to be play. The WCW one. After a few “Woooos,” I would exit the stage.

None of that is presidential! Wrestling themes are not appropriate on Election Night. On the night of The White House Correspondence Dinner, however, that’s an entirely different story. The annual dinner awards members of the press and their journalistic achievements in covering the White House events. In recent years, it has become famous for the comedians invited to perform at the event, like Jimmy Kimmel in 2012 and Seth Meyers in 2011. It can take on a roast like atmosphere which encourages all parties to dish out as well as take it. In 2011, in the midst of the birther scandal, the President entered the Dinner to Rick Derringer’s “Real American” aka Hulk Hogan’s Theme:

Or he could‘ve said “Do You Smell What Barack is Cooking?again and called it a day.

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So That Happened: 11/05/12

RAW Begins with a Dramatic Recap of last week:

Backstage: The Miz confronts Paul Heyman about CM Punk’s leadership. Miz wonders what kind of leader abandons his team. Paul Heyman defends CM Punk by saying Punk did a strategic retreat, and that the rest of Team Punk needs to get on the same page for his own. Miz says he’s not on the same page and that he thinks Paul Heyman and CM Punk are full of crap. Miz says he doesn’t need Heyman and CM Punk then quits Team Punk.

More Dramatic RAW Recaps:

Match 01: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and R-Truth vs.
Antonio Cesaro and The Prime Time Players

Touts on Touts on Touts:  Antonio Cesaro and R-Truth exchange touts. Cesaro’s tout is coherent. R-Truth’s tout? Not so much.

The Prime Time Players walk out and Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara mock the Millions Of Dollars Dance.

R-Truth does his pelvic gyrations dance.

Rey Mysterio his the 6-1-9 on Antonio Cesaro. R-Truth hits the “Little Jimmy” on Cesaro for the win.

Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and R-Truth

Post-match, Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara do the Millions Of Dollars dance again.

Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence:

Vickie Guerrero says she’s proud of her accomplishments and is thrilled AJ Lee resigned as the GM of RAW. Vickie says Hanky Panky is not allowed. Vickie says they are professionals and need to be honest, which is what John Cena has a problem with. Vickie Guerrero asks us to join her in reviewing this “outrageous scandal.”

Vickie Guerrero is reviewing the scandal, but the crowd is booing her too loud.

Vickie Guerrero gets ready to reveal her next piece of footage, but John Cena’s theme plays and he comes marching down to the ring.

Vickie Guerrero tells John Cena that she’s not going to stop her from revealing the footage and that she runs a clean show.. Cena says “Vickie Guerrero running a clean show is like me learning a new wrestling move. It’s not going to happen.” This gets a huge pop from the crowd.

John Cena calls Vickie Guerrero out on her history of affairs with Edge and Dolph Ziggler and abuse of power. Excluding from this list is Eric Escobar.

Courtesy of WWE.com (They really have everything)

John Cena says since the crowd keeps asking “Who Are Ya?” Vickie Guerrero should answer her. Cena says Vickie Guerrero is not a cougar, but she is a “taffy nose, dodgy old slapper with the face like a swamp-donkey.” This gets a bigger pop from the crowd.

Vickie Guerrero tells John Cena not to try and turn this around on her then reveals her latest piece of security footage. The footage is of AJ Lee in a bathrobe, knocking on a door then going inside the hotel room.

John Cena says that the footage means nothing. Vickie Guerrero says that she has more footage. The newest piece of footage is of John Cena in a towel putting a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door. Vickie Guerrero says that that must’ve been “One Heck Of A Business Meeting!”

John Cena says those are two different pieces of footage and he hung the sign on the door because he didn’t want to be disturbed. Vickie Guerrero says that since John Cena can’t defend himself, she wants AJ Lee to come out and defend herself in person.

AJ Lee is shown on the titantron. AJ says that Vickie Guerrero doesn’t want her to go out there because if she goes out there, and explains herself, she will give Vickie the beating of her life. AJ says if that happens, she’ll get fired and be unable to do the thing that she loves to do. Dolph Ziggler puts his arm around AJ and says that we all know what AJ “loves” to do, then smirks at the camera. Vickie Guerrero starts cackling as John Cena rushes to the back to check on AJ.

Backstage: Paul Heyman tries to persuade someone into joining Team Punk while trashing The Miz. Heyman says Team Punk needs someone like this person. The camera pans to Wade Barrett who says he refused Heyman last week and he refuses him now. Barrett says he doesn’t truth Heyman, then immediately reconsiders under one condition: Paul Heyman ows him. Heyman agrees and Barrett requests to have this in writing.

Match 02: Daniel Bryan (w/ Kane) vs. Cody Rhodes (w/ Damien Sandow)

Winner: Cody Rhodes

Post-Match, Cody Rhodes brags about his victory then says his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, can beat Kane. Kane attacks Damien Sandow and the match begins!

Match 03: Kane vs. Damien Sandow

Daniel Bryan and Cody Rhodes argue then get ejected by the referee.

Kane hits the Chokeslam for the win.

Winner: Kane

Brad Maddox (#HeartthrobRef) Interview: Michael Cole reminds us of the incident then brings out #HeartthrobRef to explain himself. HTR comes down to the ring.

Michael Cole shows the footage of #HeartthrobRef screwing Ryback then asks what explanation does he have for those actions, and if he is working with Paul Heyman and WWE Champion, CM Punk. #HTR says that this plan was all him. #HTR goes on to talk about his struggle to become a WWE Superstar. As he tries to speak, a “Feed Me More” chant breaks out.

#HeartthrobRef says for years, he’s tried to get into the WWE but the door has been slammed in his face. He’s had seveal try outs, he’s been to RAW and Smackdown events, and eventually was given a developmental deal, but was still overlooked because he’s only 6ft. tall and 207lbs and not a monster with a mowhawk, that wears a mask and flips 3 times in the air before hitting the ground.

#HeartthrobRef says that WWE Officials told him he would never, never, never….never, make it to the main roster, but his dream got strong. HTR says he wants to be somebody, no matter how many people tell him that he’s nobody. HTR says he made a vow to himself to do whatever it takes to get to the WWE, and is why he became a referee. HTR says that when AJ Lee hired him, all he needed was one chance to make an impact.

#HeartthrobRef claims CM Punk had no idea of his plan and that Punk was just as surprised as Ryback and the WWE Universe. HTR says knows what he did wasn’t right, but wanted to make an impact, and that his actions were driven by the desire to be somebody. HTR screams that he’s famous now and that people know his name all over the world, even in England. HTR says his dream is to be a WWE Superstar and he wants a contract and a match with Ryback, because at this point, nobody is going to forget who Brad Maddox is now.

HTR ends his promo with a hilarious “Thank You” and is about to leave until Mr. McMahon’s music hits and the place goes crazy! Mr. McMahon comes out and repeats #HeartthrobRef ‘s requests about a contract Ryback. McMahon says there’s a difference between being famous and having a death wish then mentions he’ll give HTR a Million Dollar Contract if he can defeat The Ryback next week on RAW.

Mr. McMahon says speaking of contracts, then walks off. A few seconds later, McMahon brings out Vickie Guerrero and asks her why CM Punk is not defending his WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Vickie suggests putting CM Punk in a match against Dolph Ziggler, but McMahon disagrees. McMahon goats Vickie into taking CM Punk out of the Survivor Series match and putting him in a Triple Threat Match against The Ryback and John Cena.

Match 04: Sheamus vs. The Miz

A loud “Let’s Go Miz” chant breaks out.

Big Show and Michael Cole argue on commentary.

Winner: Sheamus 

Backstage: Vickie Guerrero tells Dolph Ziggler he is the leader of Team Punk at Survivor Series. CM Punk walks up and complains about Mr. McMahon trying to screw him over by having him face John Cena and The Ryback in a triple threat match. Vickie Guerrero tries to interrupt CM Punk, but he continues to complain about McMahon Vickie tells Punk that tonight, he and Dolph Ziggler have a match against Cena and The Ryback. Dolph Ziggler isn’t happy about it, while CM Punk repeats the phrase “What Is Wrong With Her?”

Fandangoo Promo:



Backstage: Sheamus is thanking William Regal for mentoring him for the past few years. Sheamus says he’s going to defeat Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship at Survivor Series. Regal asks Sheamus if he wants to go for a pint, and Sheamus says Regal is a man after his own heart.

Recaps on Caps on Caps: The John Cena/AJ Video Footage.


Match 05: Eve Torres and Aksana vs. Layla and Kaitlyn

Aksana walks out next.

RAW comes back from commercial and Layla makes her way to the ring waving a mini British flag.

Winners: Kaitlyn and Layla

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio complains to RicRod about Dolph Ziggler being chosen as Team Captain instead of him. RicRod says as long as Alberto is on the team, it’s Team Del Rio. Del Rio bumps into Rosa Mendes, who says excuse me in Spanish. Del Rio smirks then replies, “No Problem.”

Match 06: Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio

Kofi Kingston comes out next:

During the match, Randy Orton’s music plays.

Randy Orton’s music distracts Alberto Del Rio which allows Kofi Kingston to get the win.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Match 07: Co-Bro vs. Primo and Epico


Winners: Co-Bro 

Match 08: Brodus Clay vs. Wade Barrett

Winner: Wade Barrett

Match 09: Heath Slater (w/ Jinder Mahal) vs. Jimmy Uso (w/ Jey Uso)

Heath Slater hits a new finisher and gets the win.

Winner: Heath Slater

Match 10: CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler vs. John Cena and The Ryback

Courtesy of thewrestlingflock.com

CM Punk takes the mic and  reminds everyone about him defeating The Ryback. Punk says people are trying to taint his victory by throwing accusations their way about #HeartthrobRef, even though HTR already admitted to acting alone. Punk says that at Survivor Series, Team Punk has now been demoted to Team Ziggler and that at Mr. McMahon continues his Survivor Series tradition of screwing over his most talented performer. CM Punk says he’s being screwed at Survivor Series because everyone wants to see John Cena and Ryback take away the WWE Championship he’s held for 351 Days.

CM Punk says for 351 days he’s proven that he’s better than everyone in the arena, the back, and worldwide that wants to lace up their boots and step in his rings. Punk says he survived and exceled and has set the bar at an unobtainable level. CM Punk says at Survivor Series, he will celebrate 364 Consecutive Days at Survivor Series and that his reign of dominance will not be stopped because he is the Best In The World.

Dolph Ziggler makes his entrance next.


Winner: Ryback and John Cena 

Post-Match, John Cena and Ryback have a staredown while Ryback chants “FEED. ME. MORE.”


So That Happened:

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