inb4 angle saids tna did the voice over open first.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 6, 2012
Backstage: The Miz confronts Paul Heyman about CM Punk’s leadership. Miz wonders what kind of leader abandons his team. Paul Heyman defends CM Punk by saying Punk did a strategic retreat, and that the rest of Team Punk needs to get on the same page for his own. Miz says he’s not on the same page and that he thinks Paul Heyman and CM Punk are full of crap. Miz says he doesn’t need Heyman and CM Punk then quits Team Punk.
Miz quit the team for the big Summerslam main event against the Nexus. Is this a character pattern or just creative laziness? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
More Dramatic RAW Recaps:
When did RAW turn into an episode of Cheaters?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Match 01: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and R-Truth vs.
Antonio Cesaro and The Prime Time Players
Remember how I said it couldn’t get worse than Sheamus, Mysterio and Sin Cara? I was wrong. R-Truth, Mysterio and Sin Cara…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Touts on Touts on Touts: Antonio Cesaro and R-Truth exchange touts. Cesaro’s tout is coherent. R-Truth’s tout? Not so much.
No, R-Truth…
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 6, 2012
In R-Truthbullshitnese… You gonna get got.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
“Picanese”…ugh.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
The Prime Time Players walk out and Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara mock the Millions Of Dollars Dance.
MOO KITTY KITTY MOO MOO KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
#MillionsOfPesos
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Sometimes I forget that Darren Young isnt John Cena in black-face. #Raw #AndBlackBody
— Alex Raven (@DivaAlexxandra) November 6, 2012
Is it me or does Titus O’Neill look like Ezekiel Jackson on the Chris Masters weight loss/muscle mass program?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
R-Truth does his pelvic gyrations dance.
See, R-Truth thinks we’re laughing with him.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Rey Mysterio his the 6-1-9 on Antonio Cesaro. R-Truth hits the “Little Jimmy” on Cesaro for the win.
Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and R-Truth
I think we can all agree that Antonio Cesaro deserves better than this.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Post-match, Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara do the Millions Of Dollars dance again.
Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara continue to do their best Abby & Brittany impression
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence:
Vickie Guerrero says she’s proud of her accomplishments and is thrilled AJ Lee resigned as the GM of RAW. Vickie says Hanky Panky is not allowed. Vickie says they are professionals and need to be honest, which is what John Cena has a problem with. Vickie Guerrero asks us to join her in reviewing this “outrageous scandal.”
Cena lures AJ into an elevator. Obviously for a Pokemon battle.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Kane was doing it before it was cool. RT @regalsays John Cena: The Date twitter.com/RegalSays/stat…
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Vickie Guerrero is reviewing the scandal, but the crowd is booing her too loud.
I legit can’t hear what she is saying over the boos.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 6, 2012
It’s just a constant sea of boos.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Vickie Guerrero gets ready to reveal her next piece of footage, but John Cena’s theme plays and he comes marching down to the ring.
Cena draws MORE heat than Vickie, lol the UK is amazing.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Cena with the Sargent Slaughter walk down the ramp.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
I think John Cena hopped in a TARDIS and went back in time to get some new (old) Green John Cena T-Shirts.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Vickie Guerrero tells John Cena that she’s not going to stop her from revealing the footage and that she runs a clean show.. Cena says “Vickie Guerrero running a clean show is like me learning a new wrestling move. It’s not going to happen.” This gets a huge pop from the crowd.
Cena gets a cheap pop at his expense.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
John Cena calls Vickie Guerrero out on her history of affairs with Edge and Dolph Ziggler and abuse of power. Excluding from this list is Eric Escobar.
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THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THAT POINT.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 6, 2012
John Cena says since the crowd keeps asking “Who Are Ya?” Vickie Guerrero should answer her. Cena says Vickie Guerrero is not a cougar, but she is a “taffy nose, dodgy old slapper with the face like a swamp-donkey.” This gets a bigger pop from the crowd.
WHOAREYAWHOAREYAWHOAREYAWHOAREYA
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Vickie Guerrero tells John Cena not to try and turn this around on her then reveals her latest piece of security footage. The footage is of AJ Lee in a bathrobe, knocking on a door then going inside the hotel room.
AJ Lee! Don’t you know how dirty those hotel carpets are? Put some shoes on!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
She obviously left her controller in his room.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
John Cena says that the footage means nothing. Vickie Guerrero says that she has more footage. The newest piece of footage is of John Cena in a towel putting a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door. Vickie Guerrero says that that must’ve been “One Heck Of A Business Meeting!”
Vickie Guerrero has been brushing up on her situational comedy reactions.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Just Walked In & I’m Confused. Did the Security Camera Footage Prove that Darren Young is Just John Cena with a Bunch of Spray Tanner On?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
John Cena says those are two different pieces of footage and he hung the sign on the door because he didn’t want to be disturbed. Vickie Guerrero says that since John Cena can’t defend himself, she wants AJ Lee to come out and defend herself in person.
Is AJ gonna come out in the incriminating towel?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
We want AJ chant. Never thought you’d hear that huh?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
A loud “We Want AJ” chant. The UK, you’re did it right with The Inbetweeners and The Office, and you’re doing it right tonight!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Let This Be a Lesson to the US (& Canada): The UK Crowd is White Hot for a by-all-accounts Bad Storyline. They’re Appreciative for Wrestling
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
AJ Lee is shown on the titantron. AJ says that Vickie Guerrero doesn’t want her to go out there because if she goes out there, and explains herself, she will give Vickie the beating of her life. AJ says if that happens, she’ll get fired and be unable to do the thing that she loves to do. Dolph Ziggler puts his arm around AJ and says that we all know what AJ “loves” to do, then smirks at the camera. Vickie Guerrero starts cackling as John Cena rushes to the back to check on AJ.
I. Don’t. Know. What. Just. Happened. #Raw
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
I would’ve said John Cena snubbing his BFF, Stu The Cameraman but Stu’s busy shopping a pilot about a cameraman and a pro wrestler to BBC.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Backstage: Paul Heyman tries to persuade someone into joining Team Punk while trashing The Miz. Heyman says Team Punk needs someone like this person. The camera pans to Wade Barrett who says he refused Heyman last week and he refuses him now. Barrett says he doesn’t truth Heyman, then immediately reconsiders under one condition: Paul Heyman ows him. Heyman agrees and Barrett requests to have this in writing.
THE ANSWER IS NO, MY ANSWER IS YES
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Quickest reconsider in history. Is that who Wade was talking to when he said he could get them some time on RAW?
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 6, 2012
Paul Heyman will owe you? Join the list of folk he’s owed since 1993.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
I Approve of the Survivor Series Teams Changing in the Coming Weeks. Last Week Was Just a Starter Deck for Either Side.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Match 02: Daniel Bryan (w/ Kane) vs. Cody Rhodes (w/ Damien Sandow)
And speaking of Yeses and Nos, here’s Hell No
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
The crowd certainly came here tonight to enjoy a damn wrestling show. Take note, Atlanta!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
@kickstunner Daniel Bryan Didn’t Miss. He Never Misses. His Vegan Energy Concentrated the Air Around his Feet to Strike Rhodes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
@kickstunner They’re Just Better Than Us.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Winner: Cody Rhodes
Oh…that was fast.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Post-Match, Cody Rhodes brags about his victory then says his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, can beat Kane. Kane attacks Damien Sandow and the match begins!
Match 03: Kane vs. Damien Sandow
So @codyrhodeswwe can book a match on the spot… How very Dusty of him… #RAW
— Michael Scally (@FizzVsTheWorld) November 6, 2012
I fear I won’t see the Cartwheel. #NotWelcome
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 6, 2012
“Kane Has No Remorse” – Cole. “Where Do You Think That BBQ Idea Came From” – Jim Ross in the GREATEST Call Back of All Time! #SauceIt
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Cody Rhodes argue then get ejected by the referee.
Daniel Bryan and Cody Rhodes just got ejected #WWE13 Universe Mode style
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Kane hits the Chokeslam for the win.
Winner: Kane
Sign: Kaneanites live on. I wonder if the same guy has made a Test-icles sign.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
Brad Maddox (#HeartthrobRef) Interview: Michael Cole reminds us of the incident then brings out #HeartthrobRef to explain himself. HTR comes down to the ring.
I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about The Rogue Ref of 2012.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 6, 2012
#HeartThrobRef I don’t think I need to say anymore. Ladies, this is for you.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Damn, Maddox can dress!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
My god he looks beautiful. Oh, I won’t survive this segment. #Heartthrobref
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 6, 2012
Brad #HeartthrobRef Maddox looks like he hopped right out of the Express for Men’s Catalog.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Mmmmm Maddox #HearthrobRef
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
Michael Cole shows the footage of #HeartthrobRef screwing Ryback then asks what explanation does he have for those actions, and if he is working with Paul Heyman and WWE Champion, CM Punk. #HTR says that this plan was all him. #HTR goes on to talk about his struggle to become a WWE Superstar. As he tries to speak, a “Feed Me More” chant breaks out.
Everything sounds better with a British accent. Even “Feed Me More.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
All he needed to say was “I did it for The Rock” and I’d be sold.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
#HeartthrobRef says for years, he’s tried to get into the WWE but the door has been slammed in his face. He’s had seveal try outs, he’s been to RAW and Smackdown events, and eventually was given a developmental deal, but was still overlooked because he’s only 6ft. tall and 207lbs and not a monster with a mowhawk, that wears a mask and flips 3 times in the air before hitting the ground.
@rayitr Fair enough.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Brad Maddox’s nose is SUCH an adorable button-nose he’s a half-step away from being a cartoon kitten. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
#HeartthrobRef says that WWE Officials told him he would never, never, never….never, make it to the main roster, but his dream got strong. HTR says he wants to be somebody, no matter how many people tell him that he’s nobody. HTR says he made a vow to himself to do whatever it takes to get to the WWE, and is why he became a referee. HTR says that when AJ Lee hired him, all he needed was one chance to make an impact.
So Brad Maddox aka #HeartthrobRef is The Ryback Jobber with a Plan? Gotta Say: That’s Pretty Smart.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
#HeartThrobRef sounds like Beaver, from leave it to beaver. #GeeWillickersCole
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
#HeartthrobRef claims CM Punk had no idea of his plan and that Punk was just as surprised as Ryback and the WWE Universe. HTR says knows what he did wasn’t right, but wanted to make an impact, and that his actions were driven by the desire to be somebody. HTR screams that he’s famous now and that people know his name all over the world, even in England. HTR says his dream is to be a WWE Superstar and he wants a contract and a match with Ryback, because at this point, nobody is going to forget who Brad Maddox is now.
That’s Right! We Will Never Forget the Name … #HeartthrobRef
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
HTR ends his promo with a hilarious “Thank You” and is about to leave until Mr. McMahon’s music hits and the place goes crazy! Mr. McMahon comes out and repeats #HeartthrobRef ‘s requests about a contract Ryback. McMahon says there’s a difference between being famous and having a death wish then mentions he’ll give HTR a Million Dollar Contract if he can defeat The Ryback next week on RAW.
SEVEN FIGURES for beating Ryback.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
#HeartthrobRef, Here’s What You Do: Slip Something Into The Ryback’s Food/Drink. It Worked When Shane McMahon Did It To HBK #HistoryLesson
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
@miss_dani_baby That Too. See? It Worked Twice!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Mr. McMahon says speaking of contracts, then walks off. A few seconds later, McMahon brings out Vickie Guerrero and asks her why CM Punk is not defending his WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Vickie suggests putting CM Punk in a match against Dolph Ziggler, but McMahon disagrees. McMahon goats Vickie into taking CM Punk out of the Survivor Series match and putting him in a Triple Threat Match against The Ryback and John Cena.
lmao Vince WOULD put his machines into a triple threat. His boys, Cena and Ryback.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
This Whole Vince/Vicki Conversation Is How I Imagine the Writers’ Room Works.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Who doesn’t love Vince doing the comical on-screen version of real-life Vince randomly changing the script five minutes before the taping?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 6, 2012
I Compare the Survivor Series Teams to Starter Decks & Vince Dungeon Masters The Whole Thing. Those Metaphors Clash like Vince & the Writers
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Match 04: Sheamus vs. The Miz
It’s the one time a year that The Miz wears blue trunks. This means this will be his default attire in WWE 14…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Rarely Do I Doubt a Big Man’s Cookie IQ but I Don’t Think Big Show has Ever Seen a Gingersnap. They Have Far More Color Than Sheamus.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
A loud “Let’s Go Miz” chant breaks out.
Wait. “Let’s Go Miz?!?” I Think The Miz Just Defected to the UK.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Miz chants, wow.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
“Let’s Go Miz!” Nobody likes you, Sheamus.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
@yourboydrew Next week he’ll be galloping around like Daniel Bryan going “YES!”
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
If Big Show started calling himself “The Great Wight” I’d be 100% more into this feud.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 6, 2012
Big Show and Michael Cole argue on commentary.
LMAO! “That WAS BIG SHOW LAST WEEK” *Big Show’s disgruntled sigh is heard*
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Big Show Messing With Michael Cole Just Gave Cole Flashbacks to His Swirly Days … When He and JBL Did Commentary on Smackdown
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Winner: Sheamus
I’m know I’m supposed to hate The Miz because the internet tells me to hate anyone that’s not Dean Ambrose, but Miz is working hard tonight!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Miz put up a hell of a fight
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
That match was better than I imagined, but alas Miz gets blinded by Sheamus’ skin and had to lay down for 3 seconds.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Backstage: Vickie Guerrero tells Dolph Ziggler he is the leader of Team Punk at Survivor Series. CM Punk walks up and complains about Mr. McMahon trying to screw him over by having him face John Cena and The Ryback in a triple threat match. Vickie Guerrero tries to interrupt CM Punk, but he continues to complain about McMahon Vickie tells Punk that tonight, he and Dolph Ziggler have a match against Cena and The Ryback. Dolph Ziggler isn’t happy about it, while CM Punk repeats the phrase “What Is Wrong With Her?”
LMAO way to stack the deck. Punk/Ziggler vs Ryback/Cena. How is THAT fair?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
#WhatIsWrongWithHer
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
#WhatIsWrongWithHer
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
#WhatIsWrongWithHer
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 6, 2012
Man, This is the Best Hallway Security Camera I’ve Ever Seen. It Even Picks Up Sound!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
CM Punk may not realize this, but he’s slowly turning into Bret Hart.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
@kickstunner @keepitfivestar AJ
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
@keepitfivestar @miss_dani_baby LOL picturing Cena doing HBK’s old antics is killing me right now.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Fandangoo Promo:
What the eff is Fandangoo? It looks fab. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 6, 2012
Oh My God. Johnny Curtis either has the BEST or WORST gimmick I’ve ever seen….#Fandangoo
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
#Fandango. Bring back DJ Gabriel and you have a sound tag team.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
So, If I Use #Fandangoo, Will I Be Able to Get Wrestling Tickets Before They Sell Out?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Backstage: Sheamus is thanking William Regal for mentoring him for the past few years. Sheamus says he’s going to defeat Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship at Survivor Series. Regal asks Sheamus if he wants to go for a pint, and Sheamus says Regal is a man after his own heart.
Recaps on Caps on Caps: The John Cena/AJ Video Footage.
Watching this segment over, I realize Vickie Guerrero narrates like Dora The Explorer.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
The real shocking thing is that Cena doesn’t shower in his jorts.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 6, 2012
Match 05: Eve Torres and Aksana vs. Layla and Kaitlyn
“SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOKS LIKE A BLOKE!” – Handsome Eve Torres Theme (U.K. Version)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Looks Like Eve Found Marge Simpson’s Makeup Gun …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Aksana walks out next.
I was like WHO THE HELL IS THAT? And I was like oh yeah. Aksana is on the roster isn’t she?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
RAW comes back from commercial and Layla makes her way to the ring waving a mini British flag.
Oh Yeah! Layla’s British!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Aksana was ready to counter Layla’s springboard about 5 seconds early. In #WWE13 terms, Aksana’s counter was “too fast.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Winners: Kaitlyn and Layla
First time hearing Kaitlyn’s theme.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Backstage: Alberto Del Rio complains to RicRod about Dolph Ziggler being chosen as Team Captain instead of him. RicRod says as long as Alberto is on the team, it’s Team Del Rio. Del Rio bumps into Rosa Mendes, who says excuse me in Spanish. Del Rio smirks then replies, “No Problem.”
C’mon Del Rio! Don’t look at Rosa like that. That’s all Primo and Epico have.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Rosa is on disc 2 of her Rosetta Stone
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 6, 2012
Rosa Mendes and her Peggy Hill spanish.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
Match 06: Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HONKHONKHONKHONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOONK HONKHONKHONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HONK HOOOOOOOOONK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
I think I just busted a fan picking his nose. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 6, 2012
@keepitfivestar 4-Orton.
— Sean S. (@Seanfranchise6) November 6, 2012
One notch under Orton. RT @keepitfivestar: On a scale of 1-Undertaker, how long was that Alberto Del Rio entrance?
— Jeven W. (@5CornersxSmootx) November 6, 2012
Kofi Kingston comes out next:
“He’s so proud of holding that title” “He sure is”…..”Calvin’s got a job.”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
During the match, Randy Orton’s music plays.
OH NO! KOFI RUN!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Kofi is like: oh fuck… Not Orton.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
Randy Orton’s music distracts Alberto Del Rio which allows Kofi Kingston to get the win.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
Orton’s mind game helping Kofi win is….weird as hell.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
It’s Really Weird That Orton Just Helped Kofi Win, Right? Like REALLY Weird?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
I wonder if Orton has forgiven Kofi #SORRY #SORRY #SORRY #RKOofApology
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 6, 2012
@donnybrookboys That Also Makes Them Better Enemies. #GoodFriendsBitterEnemies
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio win/loss record:Kofi Kingston – 1 Alberto Del Rio – 8
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Match 07: Co-Bro vs. Primo and Epico
Santino and Zack Ryder shaking the jobbing out of their system.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
@3manbooth it’s called default taunt #28 on Smackdown vs Raw 2004. Shaking hips from side to side on repeat.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 6, 2012
HEY! Primo and Epico! New Theme! New Ponchos! Rosa learned a new dance move. Everything’s comin up Colons. ..Wait. That doesn’t sound right.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
“They speak spanish, they can understand everything she says.” -I- can understand everything Rosa says and I don’t speak spanish!
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
Wait. Is This a Saturday Morning Slam Match?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Another Fun Fact: Zack Ryder and Primo were once a part of the great Superstars only team known as DZP. I loved them. It didn’t last long.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Santino yells Cobra. I can imagine Cobra Commander not being happy about it.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
Winners: Co-Bro
Match 08: Brodus Clay vs. Wade Barrett
Somebody Vote Obama!Somebody Vote Obama!Somebody Vote Obama!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
No Lie, I’ve Been Waiting Since June to Make That Joke.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
The more time passes, the less in sync the Funkadactyls get. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 6, 2012
That Was Not a Partisan Tweet. If Ted Dibiase Came Out Right Now, I Have a “I Vote For Romney / He Knows That Cash” Verse Ready to Go.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU VOTE ROMNEY! I DON’T CARE YOU VOTE AT ALL!” – Wade Barrett’s voting theme. He’s British. It doesn’t matter to him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
This Match Isn’t Fair. The Rematch Between Wade Barrett and Brodus Clay Should Take Place On Planet Funk to Even the Odds.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Winner: Wade Barrett
Remember when Brodus Clay was a thing?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
I know the Funkadactyls give Brodus a hard time for losing”Punk ass, fake ass, Jurassic Park bitch! Can’t win a damn match!”- Funkadactyls
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Match 09: Heath Slater (w/ Jinder Mahal) vs. Jimmy Uso (w/ Jey Uso)
Oh here’s Heath & The Heathens…..minus Drew.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
Oh, Man! I Haven’t Wanted the Usos To Win This Bad Since 2010.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
@yourboydrew They love @3manbooth obviously. As they should.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
Cue the Bellas tweeting that the Usos stole their being twins gimmick. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 6, 2012
@yourboydrew I picture you doing the hedgehog & pineapple looking at the camera and everything.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
I like that Jinder Mahal has changed up his precious red turban that requires a glass case for a black rock’n’roll turban. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen The Uso goes “U” and no one says “SO.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Heath Slater hits a new finisher and gets the win.
Winner: Heath Slater
Okay. He needs to decide on a finisher. He’s like some kid who makes their CAW has all finishers in their move set.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
The Only Thing That Runs Worse Than Heath Slater is His Guyliner.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Match 10: CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler vs. John Cena and The Ryback
Next Week CM Punk Ties Diesel for the 9th Longest WWE Title Reign. Which is a Reminder, Folks. It Could Be Worse. Diesel Was Champion Before
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Diesel? Really?
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
I hear once Punk ties Diesel for title run longevity he’s splitting for #WCW. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
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CM Punk takes the mic and reminds everyone about him defeating The Ryback. Punk says people are trying to taint his victory by throwing accusations their way about #HeartthrobRef, even though HTR already admitted to acting alone. Punk says that at Survivor Series, Team Punk has now been demoted to Team Ziggler and that at Mr. McMahon continues his Survivor Series tradition of screwing over his most talented performer. CM Punk says he’s being screwed at Survivor Series because everyone wants to see John Cena and Ryback take away the WWE Championship he’s held for 351 Days.
I Feel Like I’ve Heard This Speech From CM Punk Before. I Just Remember … A Lot of Pink and Black The Last Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
….holy crap Punk is really starting to sound like Bret.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
CM Punk says for 351 days he’s proven that he’s better than everyone in the arena, the back, and worldwide that wants to lace up their boots and step in his rings. Punk says he survived and exceled and has set the bar at an unobtainable level. CM Punk says at Survivor Series, he will celebrate 364 Consecutive Days at Survivor Series and that his reign of dominance will not be stopped because he is the Best In The World.
Sounds like CM Punk is calling out La Parka. #PunkParka Wrestlemania!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
Dolph Ziggler makes his entrance next.
CM Punk the best in the world. Ziggler is here to show the world.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
#InternationalZiggleWiggle
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
John Cena and Ryback: Team You Can’t See Hunger
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
Ryback coming out after Cena is a pretty big deal.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
John Cena and The Ryback: Team You Can’t Feed Me More #BetterName
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
If I had the body/metabolism of Homer Simpson, I’d walk into an All You Can Eat place playing Ryback’s music just to put fear in their eyes.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
You know they’re high on Ryback when Cena is playing Ricky Morton. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
“TAG. ME. IN.” The Ryback Really Has The Lock on 3 Word Phrases in the WWE.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
I swear, Ryback has the worst Robin cosplay EVER. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012
@keepitfivestar “NOW THIS IS WHAT THE WWE IS ALL ABOUT!!!!”
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
Winner: Ryback and John Cena
Post-Match, John Cena and Ryback have a staredown while Ryback chants “FEED. ME. MORE.”
John Cena with the “you ate everything” face.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 6, 2012
Cena realizes Ryback is the type to go to an All You Can Eat resturant and then complain about false advertising.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 6, 2012
The Ryback isn’t attacking John Cena because The Ryback doesn’t eat green.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 6, 2012
“May The Bigger Man Win!” – What Vince Heard During the Cena / Ryback Staredown
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 6, 2012
So That Happened:
#Raw is over, yet the smell of gingerbread lingers, hauntingly. #HeartThrobRef #WWE See you next week, folks.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 6, 2012