RAW starts off with a touching tribute to our veterans, followed by their stupid Hard Copy/DBZ Announcer recapping the events from last week and Jerry Lawler’s Heart Attack.
I’d Like To Think That if More People Watched Smackdown, There’d Be Less Recaps But We All Know That’s Not The Case.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Voice over guy is terrible. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Here’s to hoping King comes to kick out Cole
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
It’s Jerry Lawler’s First Day Back. Hopefully, He’s Only Working a Half Day. Ramp Into 3 Hours, Jerry.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Match 01: Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler
And the show kicks off with RRRRRRRRRRANDYYYYYYYYYY ORHTUN
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
@3manbooth Paper Pusher beats RKO though. #shove
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
@kickstunner True.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Alberto Del Rio and RicRod try to interfere in the match.
Why did he do a run in with his scarf in tow?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 13, 2012
Randy Orton wins with a roll up.
Winner: Randy Orton
YES. RANDY ORTON WINS WITH THE RK…rollup? #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Randy Orton was wrestling his match with Dolph Ziggler on #WWE13 Quick setting
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler attack Randy Orton until Kofi Kingston makes the save.
I Fully Expect Orton to RKO Kofi Kingston Right Now. Just Outta Habit.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Teddy Long comes out and says since Vickie Guerrero is busy with the AJ scandal and since this is a Super Show he is going to do something SUPER! Teddy Long decides to make…a TAG TEAM MATCH
“Since is a Super Show I am going to do something SUPER! It’s gonna blow your minds. You won’t see this comin. A TAG TEAM MATCH”- Teddy Long
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Of course that just happened.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 13, 2012
MY GOD DOES TEDDY LONG HAVE PERMANENT TAG TEAM MATCH MAKING ABILITY?
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 13, 2012
“@loveablelinds: I am particularly fond of Tag Team Teddy.” twitter.com/RegalSays/stat…
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 13, 2012
I like how Teddy instantly just shut up all the “but this is Raw” tweets by saying THIS IS A SUPER SHOW
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Orton is secretly trying to start a “Stupid” chant
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
Every Time Teddy Long Makes a Tag Team Match, @turnbuckletees Sells This T-Shirt. #ItsaTagTeamLife twitter.com/3ManBooth/stat…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
I wonder how much Teddy is getting paid just to go out there and yell “Tag Team Match”?
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) November 13, 2012
Match 02: Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston
Kofi’s Great For The Survivor Series. You Can’t Tell If Half His Moves Are Pinning Predicaments Until It’s Too Late.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Winners: Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler
Technically Randy still won today.
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) November 13, 2012
Two Matches and ZERO RKOs? That’s Not Good For Business.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
@keepitfivestar and then Orton is going to poop on his pillow.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence Part 3:
Vickie Guerrero is in the ring with Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler defines the word scandal then brags about wrestling two matches and knowing the definition of “scandal.” Ziggler says he’s not here to hide behind his manager Vickie Guerrero, but he’s here for one reason and one reason only and that’s the truth.
Damn Dolph! You Can’t Go Backstage or Something? Did You Get Kicked Out of The Locker Room?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Vickie must not have a lot of responsibilities as managing supervisor because she’s never actually managing or supervising anything. #Raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 13, 2012
Be Careful Using the Phrase “The Truth,” Dolph Ziggler. You Say It 3 Times and R-Truth Comes Out.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Dolph Ziggler shows the previous evidence from the AJ Lee/John Cena scandal, while making fun of the fact John Cena wears his gear to dinner:
Dolph Ziggler putting his WWE Download skills to work. Dolph.O
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
“Who for some reason wears his wrestling gear to dinner, that’s cute.” Glad someone noticed.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Vickie Guerrero reminds us about AJ Lee’s threat to her from last week, then tells AJ that she is the Managing Superstar of RAW and will not be threatened by anyone, even a lovestruck little girl. Vickie says she would’ve suspended AJ, but she’s not a vengeful person. Vickie claims to have evidence that AJ has evidence she can’t talk her way out of so she demands AJ Lee come out here to explain herself since it’s her last chance to do so. AJ Lee’s theme plays and she rushes out to the ring as the crowd cheers.
Look at DAT midriff! ABS IT UP! AHSASXUVWXLO! ABS IT UP! USXBWBXKSBXWXLI!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
AJ didn’t skip, business is about to pick up.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
You know it’s serious when AJ Lee comes down to the ring not skipping.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
AJ Lee demands to know why Vickie Guerrero is doing this to her. Vickie tells AJ that she did something wrong and just wants AJ to admit it. AJ says she refuses to stand there and admit to a lie just because Vickie Guerrero’s in charge. As all of this is happening, a “Shut Up, Vickie!” chant breaks out. Vickie says she’s more than Vickie Guerrero, she is AJ’s boss. Vickie reminds AJ to be careful what she says because none of this will matter when she disposes this evidence.
All I’ve Learned Thorough This Alleged Scandal is that Vickie Guerrero Watches WAY Too Much of ABC’s Scandal and CBS’ The Good Wife.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
AJ Lee tries to calm down as Vickie Guerrero tries to badger AJ into admitting she had an affair John Cena AJ finally gives in then admits that she and John Cena…..are just friends and that nothing ever happened between the two.
“John Cena and I Are Just Friends, Just Like In That Movie ‘Just Friends.’ I Don’t Know What Happens At The End Of It; It Wasn’t Good” – AJ
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
AJ tells Vickie Guerrero to admit what this feud is really about, which is Mr. McMahon appointing AJ GM at RAW 1000, and AJ physically embarrassing Vickie twice in the ring. AJ says Vickie can’t stand the fact that if AJ wanted to, she could embarrass Vickie again. AJ mocks Vickie for just throwing her weight around, then comments that Vickie’s weight is “pretty considerable.” Vickie says that she has the footage then starts playing voicemails. AJ denies leaving the voicemail, but Vickie goes through a few more. AJ says that Vickie edited those voice mails together.
This reminds me of that story mode in WWE video games where you’d get voicemail messages in your locker room.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 13, 2012
AJ Lee isn’t leaving voice mails. AJ’s just writing K-Pop song lyrics for her eventual Korean Pop Star debut.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Vickie Guerrero hacked John Cena’s phone then edited the voicemails somehow. Eat your heart out, Anonymous. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
AJ’s voicemails are actually to John-ny Curtis!
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 13, 2012
LOL, the beginning of these voice messages sound like R&B mixtape opening.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
AJ starts to insult Vickie Guerrero until Dolph Ziggler cuts her off. Zigglers tells AJ that it’s over and that we all know something happened. Ziggler mocks John Cena by telling AJ, “You can’t see him.” Ziggler asks AJ which was more disappointing, the fact that John Cena won’t talk to her anymore, or all those nights in his hotel room. John Cena’s theme hits and he rushes out to the ring.
Cena is walking funny, he has a boner probably #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
John Cena almost attacks Dolph Ziggler, but AJ calms him down. AJ slaps Ziggler then Cena punches him down. John Cena and AJ Lee talk as Dolph Ziggler and Vickie leave the ring.
John Cena: Friendzoned. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Cena got friend zoned something fierce.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Doesn’t Vickie know that a ton of NewsCorp folks got fired for this shit?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 13, 2012
Congrats to Dolph Ziggler for 35 minutes straight on RAW……
— DavidHerro (@DavidHerro) November 13, 2012
Backstage: AJ Lee is venting about the situation to John Cena. Cena tells AJ that he wanted to check and see if she’s okay (She is.) Cena says that he doesn’t understand why Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are making AJ’s life miserable over something that never happened and never will happen. AJ says it’s alright, but questions the “never would happen” part. Cena changes his answer to something that never happened, then leaves awkwardly.
This is How You Know AJ and John Cena Aren’t a Couple. Nothing on Them is Color Coordinated.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Recaps on Caps on Caps: The Big Show/Sheamus/Regal bar fight.
Every English pub I’ve been in is way darker, way fewer guys in suits, and way more fighting than that place.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 13, 2012
Match 03: Big Show vs. William Regal
I love Regal but I can’t take him seriously in that ladies turn of the century beachwear. #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Sure Big Show is a Giant, but Regal is a Man’s man. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Winner: Big Show
Big Show picks up the victory. Six words that haunts every fan, every week.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 13, 2012
Look, I Respect The Good Fight, William Regal. But You Should Totally Hit Big Show in the Balls With Your Brass Knuckles.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Post-Match, Big Show tries to attack William Regal but Sheamus runs out for the save. William Regal’s chest is a mess.
#BigShowRuins Regal’s chest
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
@miss_dani_baby They Bond Over Their Hatred of an Obnoxious Fat American.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Match 04: Kaitlyn vs. Layla (#1 Contenders’s Match/Handsome Eve Torres on commentary)
So They’re Showing Kaitlyn’s Titan Tron but Playing Eve’s Music? Stop Sending Me Mixed Emotions, WWE!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
A faint “We Want Puppies” chant from the guys stuck in the year 2000.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Fat Vickie jokes, “we want puppies” chant, you sure Jerry Lawler isn’t out there?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
@dasharpshooters Female version of Team Hell No. #RAW
— Chantal Joanne Brown (@Ustareth) November 13, 2012
Winner: Kaitlyn
Oh they’re matching, that’s adorable. And this match is over.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Post-match, Kaitlyn and Handsome Eve Torres have a staredown.
This is the most I’ve heard of Kaitlyn’s theme.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Man, Eve has been looking feminine lately. I’m confused.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
A graphic Jerry Lawler Video Package:
Unless Jerry Lawler is Facing “Kardiak Arrest” on WWE Main Event, I Don’t Ever Want To See a Video Package Like That Again.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Return Of The King:
Michael Cole and Jim Ross introduce Jerry Lawler’s return to the WWE Universe. Lawler comes out to a thunderous ovation.
#longlivetheking #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
The King never loses his tan! #LongLiveTheKing
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
We Got the Team Back Together! Jerry The King Lawler, Jim Ross and … I Guess Michael Cole Can Stay! #LongLiveTheKing
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Jerry Lawler hugs Michael Cole then Jim Ross. Lawler takes the mic as a huge “JERRY” chant breaks out. Lawler says this whole thing is so overwhelming then thanks the WWE Universe. Lawler says there was a time that he would be able to step into a WWE Ring again. Jerry Lawler compares his situation to the movie, It’s A Wonderful Life and says he lived that movie during the past few weeks. Lawler says he loves each and every one of the WWE Universe and that it’s great to be back. Before Lawler can finish his speech, he gets interrupted by CM Punk.
and Right Back to Work, Lawler! The WWE Machine Doesn’t Stop!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Haha, Perfect timing Punk. #HEEL
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
“LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEES! WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE! A SCUMBAG INTERRUPTING MEEEEE!” #ScumbagPunk
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
CM Punk laughs then tells Jerry Lawler he’s glad Lawler left the ring when he did, because if he didn’t, Punk would’ve beaten Lawler to death….again.
CM Punk laughs at Lawler’s speech. This man is so Evil. Love it. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
CM Punk mocks the WWE Universe for booing him and claiming he what he does is in bad taste, but not booing Jerry Lawler just because he’s the “conquering hero” who died and came back to life. Punk calls Jerry Lawler a real life zombie and calls Lawler a walking zombie. Punk says what Jerry Lawler being 62 years old trying to challenge the WWE Champion a few months ago is disrespectful and in bad taste. Punk asks Lawler what he thought was going to happen when Lawler went toe-to-toe with the Best In The World, then claims a side effect to facing him is a heart attack.
Well, CM Punk is finally getting booed. Except for the two die hards who rebel against the WWE. “IWC for life, bruh”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
CM Punk says shame on the WWE Universe for trying to blame him for Jerry Lawler’s heart attack when the blame is squarely on Lawler. Punk says Shame On Lawler for trying to steal his spotlight with the whole heart attack stunt.
“Heart attack stunt” WOW, CM Punk is turning that heel crank.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
CM Punk says who cares about the number of minutes Jerry Lawler was clinically dead and offers up a real number: 358….Punk says he’s been the WWE Champion for 358 Days and has officially tied with “Big Daddy Cool” Diesel as the 9th longest reigning WWE Champion in history. Punk says that you can dismiss Diesel and his title reign if you want, but he’ll give everyone a number that means something: 365. Punk says in one week’s time, he will be WWE Champion for 365 days because this Sunday at Survivor Series, he will beat Ryback and John Cena, just like he has before.
Let CM Punk have the Title for At Least One More Day. We Gotta Knock That Diesel Reign Down a Peg Or Two.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
CM Punk says honestly, from the bottom of his heart, he’s glad Jerry Lawler’s returned and has a front row seat to Survivor Series. Punk tells Lawler to try not to croak before the PPV. Lawler fires back by saying he’ll do his best not to, but the only thing that’s on life support is CM Punk’s run as WWE Champion. CM Punk gets ready to challenge Jerry Lawler but Paul Heyman starts to fake a heart attack. CM Punk “Revies” Paul Heyman with CPR then says that Heyman almost gave him a heart attack.
Too far?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
Mick Foley’s theme plays and Foley comes out pissed off. Foley tells CM Punk that it doesn’t cease to amaze him that someone like Punk, who demands respect, wouldn’t show respect to someone like Jerry Lawler, who commands respect. Punk tells Mick Foley to respect Paul Heyman because he just had a “heart attack.” Punk wonders what Foley is even doing out here together since they are no longer opposing Captains of Survivor Series teams because Mr. McMahon decided to screw him over. Punk says he and Foley no longer have business together and that Foley is wasting his time out here instead of finding that “gaping hole” Team Foley. Foley says he’s not picking the final member of Survivor Series, but the WWE Universe will instead.
Oh, Wait. We’re Picking? Can We Pick Colt Cabana?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
CM Punk tells Mick Foley that he shouldn’t care what the WWE Universe thinks because they can’t think. Punk says that he stopped thinking of the WWE Universe a long time ago and he’s better off. Punk suggests to Foley that he should change his Survivor Series team name from “Team Foley” to “Team Worthless.” CM Punk says that Mick Foley is a “worthless” Captain with a “worthless” team trying to fill a “worthless” spot on that “worthless” team with the “worthless” opinions from these “worthless” people” from “worthless” Columbus Ohio. Foley cuts CM Punk off by screaming at him to “SHUT UP!”
LMAO, I know this is bad, but I love it. CM Punk is being a legit heel. Someone toss him a flag to kick, and a sign to rip.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Mick Foley reminds CM Punk about the fact that Jerry Lawler died for 15 minutes. Foley said we lost Jerry Lawler, but through miracles, doctors and the thoughts and prayers of the WWE Universe, he’s with us today. Foley says CM Punk doesn’t care and that Foley says Jerry Lawler’s incident, and the world, doesn’t revolve around CM Punk
Hey Foley, thank that Canadian Medical Care for Saving Lawler. #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Mick Foley reveals he wasn’t happy about Mr. McMahon making the change to the Survivor Series match because he wanted so desperately to be part of a team that taught him a lesson. Foley says he realized that CM Punk doesn’t give a damn about anything except the WWE Championship. Foley says that at Survivor Series, Ryback and John Cena will strip that championship from CM Punk.
@kickstunner “THESE ARE F’S!!! THESE ARE F’S!!! WE STUDIED FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS AND WEEKS AND YOU GET F’S!!! AND YOU DON’T CARE!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
CM Punk says no one has been able to beat him for the WWE Championship and no one is going to learn how to beat him. Punk says that Foley has nothing to teach him since Punk doesn’t feel like jumping off a roof like some goof. Punk says that none of this involves Foley, and that he shouldn’t be out here because he doesn’t matter. Foley says some of this does involve him and that he has a parting gift for CM Punk. Foley tells CM Punk that tonight, he will be “Special Guest Enforcer” tonight for CM Punk’s match against John Cena.
With His Shaggy Hair, Beard and Everything, Mick Foley Looks Like a Sheepdog. Which Makes Sense. He’s Herding Team Foley to Victory.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
This promo is great. I really cant wait to see Team Foley vs Team CM Punk. Oh wait. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Backstage: Brad Maddox getting prepared
Brad Maddox’s Jacket Looks Like It Came Right From the John Morrison Collection, Right Next to Three Man Band’s Pants.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Brad Maddox really likes having his junk recorded I guess. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Does Brad Maddox have his own Ralphus?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk is complaining about Mick Foley being the special enforcer. Punk tells Paul Heyman to fix it. Heyman says we’re out of options then asks about Brad Maddox. Punk says “Fix that too!” then walks off as Paul Heyman looks concerned.
Match 05: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd vs.
Primo, Epico, and The Prime Time Players
RON MYSTERIO IS A BANANA. #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Rey Mysterio with all that yellow. Who do you think you are? Jake from Adventure Time?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Tyson Kidd in a match as Rosa Mendes screams spanglish at ringside. It’s like my own personal definition of heaven
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 13, 2012
Justin Gabriel with his Tron gear. Except Tron is blue, Justin is just “creative” like that.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
The Colons are the tag team version of Alicia Fox. Here they are heel again after being face not long ago.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 13, 2012
If Primo’s Talented Enough To Get Me To Like His Match Against The Great Khali, Then He Can Get Me to Like This 8-Man Tag.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
RicRod comes down to the ring and hands Rosa Mendes a note.
Alberto Del Rio aka Mr. Steal Yo Girl!!!!!!! #RAW
— Roy Kinard (@Black_Nerd704) November 13, 2012
LOL this Del Rio/Rosa thing is gonna happen isn’t it?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Rudimentary Spanish Rosa
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
“Do you like me? Circle Si or No” – On the note. “What’s Si mean?” – Rosa
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Back to the match:
Technicos d Rudos #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Mysterio looks like Chiquita Banana
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
Man, Look At All Those Partners Rey Mysterio’s Not Tagging Right Now. Selfish.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
AHHHHH THAT MATCH WAS FUCKING AWESOME! ALL THOSE FLIPS AND SHIT! #RAW
— Hipster Conan (@Und3rAverageJoe) November 13, 2012
These are like the old Crusierweight matches from WCW. Rey is Rey. Sin Cara is Lizmark Jr. Gabriel is Juventud and Tyson is Blitzkrieg.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Backstage: Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox getting prepared for his match. Paul Heyman walks over and tells the camera crew to stop filming, then asks Maddox to take a walk with him.
Lmao. They’re like… Uh Heyman showed up stop the music. No commercial break.
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 13, 2012
FYI, Jim Ross was carted out by EMTs during the last commercial break and will never be seen again.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 13, 2012
A new Fandango Promo
Fandango is going to be amazing. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
I miss Fandangoo
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
FANDANGOOOO
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Fandangoo is how he shall be known to me. Like Team Friendship and not Hell No.
— Wildcat Tom (@TomQWood) November 13, 2012
Backstage: The Miz is on the phone saying he knows he’s not on Survivor Series but he knows he’ll make an impact at the show. Dolph Ziggler walks up and says he knows Miz is going to beg him to join the new and improved Team Ziggler after Miz saw Dolph lead his team to victory tonight. Miz says he didn’t see Ziggler win, but he did see Ziggler lose to Randy Orton beat him and AJ slap him. Ziggler tells Miz that he’s not even Team Ziggler material, but Miz fires back with the fact he’s main evented Wrestlemanias and won a WWE champions while Dolph Ziggler.
“I Know I’m On The Poster. I Know I’m On the Commercial. Okay, Gotta Go. Say Hi to Mom for Me, Dad” – The Miz.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Miz has the BEST suit game. He crushes the entire roster.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Dolph Ziggler cuts Miz off to address Mick Foley, who’s standing there. Ziggler mocks Foley for trusting the WWE Universe and says that’s almost as bad as putting a quitter like Miz on Foley’s team. Foley challenges Ziggler to have two members of Team Ziggler take on two members of Team Foley tonight. Ziggler picks Rhodes Scholars, while Foley picks the winner of the #RAWActive Poll and Kane. Dolph Ziggler walks off as Foley tells him, “Amy Schumer said hello”
LOL! “Amy Schumer says ‘hello.'”
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
The Miz tells Mick Foley that he knows they’ve never seen eye to eye. Foley says he’s never liked The Miz. Miz understands, but pitches to be on the ballot for Team Foley at Suvivor Series. Miz says he knows they don’t like each other, but he should think about it because it would be great beating Team Ziggler. Miz says it wouldn’t be great, it would be “AWEEEESOMEEE!” Foley tells Miz that he doesn’t like Miz’s chances, but he’s on the ballot.
Who else is on this #TeamFoley Ballot?The Miz….The Miz…..Ted DiBiase…….And Zack Ryder.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Who Else in On This Ballot? Alex Riley and Hornswoggle?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
RAWActive Choices:
#WWESantino, #WWERyder and #WWEMiz
#WWEIronicRyderVote
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 13, 2012
No Lie, I REALLY Want to see Zack Ryder and Kane Team Up (Hilarious) But It’s #WWEMiz is the Clear Choice.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Oh God. Santino’s gonna win this because people are stupid.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Match 06: R-Truth vs. Tensai
Speaking of stupid, here comes R-Truth
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
WHY THE HELL DOES R-TRUTH HAVE A TITLE SHOT?
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 13, 2012
Antonio Cesaro comes out for commentary with a “man-purse.” Cesaro mocks R-Truth for talking to an imaginary boy like Little Jimmy because he’s a once proud Superstar that became a joke, just like the United States of America, a once proud country that became a joke. Cesaro says that at Survivor Series, he will show R-Truth and everyone else that you don’t mess with a Super Power
What Do You Mean ONCE Proud Superstar, Antonio Cesaro? Who Was Proud of Him?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Cesaro don’t bother with other languages, just teach R-truth English.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Match:
OMG WHY DOES TENSIGH BREATHE LIKE THAT!? It’s SO FREAKING annoying. #tss #tss #tss #tss
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
“Do you speak memphis” I LOVE YOU CLAUDIO #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Winner: R-Truth
Tensai Just Lost to an R-Truth Sequence. I Didn’t Even Know There was an R-Truth Sequence.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Good! Tensigh has become a jobber.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Get R-Truth AND his Jnco Jeans out of here
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Post-match, Antonio Cesaro tries to speak but R-Truth snatches the mic from Cesaro. R-Truth does a terrible knock knock joke. Truth tells Cesaro that he’s going to knock Cesaro’s teeth down his esophagus.
Aaaawwww, R-truth’s niece taught him esophagus.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Match 07: Heartthrob Ref vs. The Ryback
“My ride’s here!” – King LOL
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
Jerry makes a joke at his own expense. Welp.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Did Jerry Lawler Just Say, “My Ride’s Here?” Don’t Joke, Jerry. You Don’t Want to Open Up the Floodgates on Twitter.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Ambulance for Brad Maddox. Aww man I thought Scott Steiner was coming out. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 13, 2012
33 1/3 percent.. #HollaIfYahearme
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Brad Maddox is a goddamn dream boat. #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Mr. McMahon is trying to psych Brad #HeartthrobRef Maddox out of this match. Next, The Fray is going to perform “How To Save A Life” live.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Ryback demolishes Heartthrob Ref.
Don’t hurt his face!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 13, 2012
STAHP IT, RYBACK! You messing up Maddox’s luxurious curly hair!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Poor #HeartthrobRef! Just flash the “Puss In Boots” look, Maddox! That’s how you win this!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Brad Maddox! Rely on Your FCW Training! Remember Promo Class! If You Can, Good: It’s Not a Concussion.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Winner: The Ryback
Dream machine lost..
#RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Brad #HeartthrobRef Maddox’s Last Words Were “Avenge Me, JTG!” Before Getting ShellShocked. #HeartthrobHeel
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Post-Match, Ryback continues the assault on HTR.
Oh no! The Ryback’s goin all Sid Justice on him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Referee should reverse the decision on Ryback! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Referee! Reverse The Decision! Brad Maddox Will Need the Million Dollars Just For the Health Bills.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Ryback cut Maddox’s face. He will die by the hands of female/gay WWE fans.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Ryback hits a clothesline on the outside then says “I. HIT. HARD.”
“I. HIT. HARD.” – Ryback. Really? Didn’t notice.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
You could make a TNA RVD theme remix with Ryback’s limited sentences. *Guitar Riff* “FEED ME MORE!” *Guitar Riff* “I HATE HARD!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
3. Word. Sentences. #Ryback #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
“KITTENS.ARE.CUTE” #TheRyback
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
@miss_dani_baby I.LIKE.GLITTER
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
“WATER. IS. WET.” – Ryback splashing around in a swimming pool.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
“I Hit Hard” Every Week, a New Three Word Phrase from the Ryback. He’ll Have a Full Chapter By Wrestlemania.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Ryback sticks Maddox in the Ambulance.
Now Shellshock The Ambulance!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
I’m just glad #HeartthrobRef didn’t have to “Call the ambalamps” after that beating. It was already there for him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Match 08: Sheamus vs. David Otunga
NOOOO! They cut Otunga’s entrance! OH WEEEEEH NOOOOOH!! >.<
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Michael McGillicutty, Natalya and William Regal are watching this match backstage.
That has to be the most random trio ever and I love it.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 13, 2012
Michael McGillicutty is the Best!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
When I watch RAW on a HD TV, I can see Sheamus’ cells.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Winner: Sheamus
Sheamus: Arrive. Offend. Leave for the Pub.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Post-match, Sheamus tells Big Show that exactly what happened to David Otunga is what’s going to happen to him at Survivor Series. Sheamus claims he’s going to take his Brogue, hit Big Show in the head and win the World Heavyweight Championship. On the titantron, Big Show is seen assaulting William Regal. Big Show tells Sheamus “This is what’s going to happen at Survivor Series” then knocks out William Regal. Sheamus runs to the back to save Regal.
Jeez. Big Show just turned Regal into a donut with those punches. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Damn. I Don’t Know What’s Worse: Being Friends with John Cena (Zack Ryder) or Being Friends with Sheamus (William Regal)?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Backstage: Josh Mathews gives an update on William Regal’s condition.
Mathews said Regal has a broken jaw and a concussion. What about those ribs? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
@miss_dani_baby Brad Maddox Update: Still Handsome.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Backstage: Kane is seen walking towards the ring as Daniel Bryan tries to talk to him. Kane finally asks Bryan what he wants. Bryan sarcastically wishes Kane luck with his new partner, showing jealousy. Kane says he doesn’t have a new partner, they have a new teammate. Daniel Bryan says that if Mick Foley came to him to team with someone else, he would’ve refused. Daniel Bryan tries to play the sympathy card tries to convince Kane to tell Mick Foley to let them go out there as a team together. By the time Bryan finishes his idea, Kane is already gone. Bryan chants “NO!” several times.
Welders mask is back? Lol #Raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 13, 2012
lol these two are on buddy sitcom status
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 13, 2012
Big Show beat up Regal in his “ladies turn of the century beachwear” twice. Now his sweater vest?Big Show is not a fan of his fashion sense.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Match 09: Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Kane and….
#RAWActive Results:
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE! I’M TURNIN FACE!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Just Did a Headcount of How Many People On Team Foley Hate The Miz. Turns Out: All of Them.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Santino got 6% of the votes? Bad times. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Daniel Bryan comes out angry and upset. Bryan raises Kane’s hand.
Daniel Bryan is killing me,
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 13, 2012
Match 09: Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Kane and The Miz
Listen to those “Miz Is Awesome!” chants! I’m lovin it.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Jesus the crowd is on fire for The Miz
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 13, 2012
They Turned Miz Face In the Best Possible Environment: The Hometown Crowd. Good Job, WWE!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
One reason Daniel Bryan hates this Miz/Kane paring is because “Hell, Fire and Awesome” is a much better name than “Team Hell No”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Daniel Bryan tries to attack The Miz outside but fails.
Winners: The Miz and Kane
Post-match, Daniel Bryan interrupts The Miz and Kane celebrating and tries to raise Kane’s hand. The Miz and Bryan go back and forth trying to raise Kane’s hand.
Kane is pissed off at Daniel Bryan and The Miz raising his arms because he’s very self conscious about his armpits.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
D-Bry is reminding me of dudes who cling to their girlfriends at gigs and glare at anyone who bumps into them. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) November 13, 2012
I Think Kane Just Became The Girl In This Romantic Comedy.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Kane, Daniel Bryan, Miz is the greatest love triangle ever. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 13, 2012
Kane is the belle of the ball. #MyFairKane
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 13, 2012
Match 10: John Cena vs. CM Punk
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu the Cameraman, “It’s time to go to work.” Stu doesn’t start work at 10:53, John. He’s better than that.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
CM Punk, Haven’t You Learned By Now? Wrestling Moves Have No Effect on John Cena. He Rises Above Them!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
“CM Punk just mocked a man’s heart attack! WHY ARE YOU CHEERING HIM OVER ME?!” – John Cena”Because he used more than five insults”- Smark
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
There We Go! When You Can See Him, You Can Counter Him!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
I understand, John Cena. Sometimes ya just gotta get out a quick “Five Knuckle Shuffle.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
Man! This Match Has More Reversals Than a WWE13 Match!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Paul Heyman tries to interfere, but Mick Foley stops him. CM Punk tries to hit the GTS on John Cena but Cena turns it into the STF.
C’Mon, Punk! You Know How to Break This Hold!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
CM Punk grabs the ropes then tries to leave the match, but Ryback stands at the front of the ramp. Punk runs back into the ring right into an AA.
I.AM.HELPING #THERYBACK #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 13, 2012
Winner: John Cena
“RYBACK. DID. GOOD.” – Ryback
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) November 13, 2012
That’s Not Fair. The Ryback Came Out Holding Brad Maddox’s Severed Head. You’d Lose Too If You Looked Into Those Piercing Blue Eyes!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012
Post-Match, Ryback and John Cena have a stare down over the WWE Championship. Both Cena and Ryback pick the title up continuing their staredown until CM Punk tries to get his belt back whining that the WWE Championship is his.
John Cena, Ryback and CM Punk are like Bart, Milhouse and Martin fighting over Issue #1 of Radioactive Man.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 13, 2012
So That Happened:
Through the Brute Strength of The Ryback and John Cena, They Will Split The WWE Championship In Two. The LayCool Rule Will Live On!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 13, 2012