So That Happened Total Divas: 08/18/13

Posted on August 19, 2013 by 3mbooth

Now onto the show!

Natalya and Nikki Bella go shopping. Natalya vents about her problems with Tyson Kidd and how Tyson Kidd spends more time with the cats than her.

Nikki Bella makes Natalya buy Lingerie.

Nikki Bella brags about her implants to Cam’ron. Cam’ron pretends to try and get fake boobs, but Naomi tries to talk her out of it. The Bella Twins and The Funkadactyls do an autograph signing. Nikki continues to brag about her fake boobs while Cam’ron tries to get Naomi to come with her to an appointment for fake boobs.

Brie Bella talks about wanting to go on a cleanse for the Summerslam photoshoot and lose 3 extra pounds. Daniel Bryan jokes that she can’t have pancakes anymore.

Natalya tries to get Tyson Kidd to notice him, but he’s watching Extreme Rules.

Natalya slips into the black lingerie, but Tyson Kidd just gives her a noogie on the forehead. Natalya claims that if she dressed like Daniel Bryan he’d be into her.

Nikki Bella is hanging with Eva Marie talking about Twitter. Eva Marie notices a tweet about Nikki Bella being fat and brings it to her attention. Nikki tries to ignore the haters.

Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan challenge Nikki Bella to complete a 20 Day Juice Cleanse. No Alcohol or Food. Just Juice.

Cam’ron meets Naomi and Jimmy Uso. Cam’ron talks about her new dog and why Jimmy Uso is here, but Naomi thinks Jimmy will be a good male perspective. They get in the car and the dog almost vomits.

The Doctor tells Cam’ron about her implants and asks her to feel her boobs. After Cameron and Naomi feel her boobs, Naomi invites Jimmy Uso in to feel them!

Jimmy Uso gets to feel boobies as the Doctor tells Cam’ron that if she got implants, the recovery would take 2 months, which Naomi isn’t happy about.

Brie and Nikki Bella go to work out and drink healthy shakes (Go-Green Goes.) Brie loves it, while Nikki thinks it feels like eating someone’s garden.

Natalya and Tyson Kidd are talking about getting married. Natalya wants 150 people at their wedding (WWE family, Hart Family, etc.) Tyson Kidd does not seem too interested.

While driving, Brie Bella asks Nikki Bella about the cleanse. Nikki hates it and feels like she wants to kill someone.

Naomi and Cam’ron are at the pool. Cam’ron shows off her new fake boobs then gets persuaded to take a dip in the pool. Cam’ron’s boobs fall out!

Brie Bella finds out that Nikki Bella cheated through the cleanse by drinking wine and eating a muffin.

Brie Bella calls Nikki Bella fat and goes off on her, but Nikki defends herself saying she’s not even fat.

Vincent is obsessed with Cam’ron’s implants. Cam’ron is a little creeped out about how much he’s into it.

Brie and Nikki Bella are doing their Summerslam Photoshoot. Nikki apologizes for cheating on the cleanse, then yells at Brie about how much Brie makes her feel bad about being “overweight.” Nikki walks off. Brie and Nikki vent about their insecurities and weight problems/lack of weight problems. Brie always feels insecure and that she needs to lose more weight. The two apologize to each other, and then do the photoshoot.

Tyson Kidd tells Natalya that he has a surprise for her and takes her on a car ride.

Natalya realizes it’s a sketchy area. Tyson Kidd reveals that he’s taken her to the courthouse.

Natalya snaps on him saying that all he cares about is himself and that he pays attention to the cats more than she does him. Natalya says she doesn’t want to marry him anymore.

Cam’ron shows off her boobs to Damien Sandow (You’re Welcome)

Cam’ron goes to Sandra for advice.

Cameron tries to get Sandra to sew her new boobs into her outfit. Naomi disagrees, but Sandra wants her to do it.

Cam’ron shows off her boobs to The Bellas, JoJo and Eva Marie.

Cam’ron tries to find her boobs, but someone stole one of her boobs. Cam’ron accuses Naomi of stealing it but Naomi denies it. Cam’ron doesn’t think she can go out there without no boobs. Naomi walks off without Cam’ron. Cam’ron desperately tries to put toilet paper in to fix her fake boobs. Cam’ron comes down to the ring.

John Cena watches Cam’ron’s match with The Bella Twins. The Bellas reveal they stole the fake boob.

John Cena tells Nikki Bella that what she did was wrong and she needs to apologize.

Cam’ron goes backstage The Bellas reveal that they stole the boobs as a joke and that her toilet tissue was out. The Bellas apologize, but Cam’ron says karma’s a bitch and they’ll get her back.

Cam’Ron says she’s not getting implants because she wants to be a role model. Brie jokes around with the fake boobs.

Tyson Kidd has a romantic night with Natalya.

Tyson Kidd actually wants to have a real wedding with Natalya!

Natalya tries to pitch ideas for the wedding.

So That Happened:

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3 Count: SummerSlam Jam

Posted on August 18, 2013 by 3mbooth
In 3 Count, Three Man Booth will Discuss Wrestling & Wrestling Related Music:

The Good, The Bad & The Cheesy

It’s finally here! It’s SummerSlam! We’re finally going to get some answers:

  • Who will emerge as WWE Champion: John Cena or Daniel Bryan? OR will Randy Orton cash in his Money in the Bank, shocking everyone?
  • Will Christian’s ‘One More Match’ with Alberto Del Rio result in another World Heavyweight Championship reign? OR will Damien Sandow best his former best friend, Cody Rhodes, and cash in his Money in the Bank?
  • Can CM Punk tame “The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar, and proving that “The Best In the World” is better without being a Paul Heyman Guy?
  • If we’re all watching SummerSlam, who’s watching Total Divas?

But what’s the “Biggest Block Party of the Summer” without music? And while the WWE has used both Major Lazer’s “Reach for the Stars” and Clinton Sparks’ “Gold Rush” leading up to this year’s event, we reached into the past wrestling soundtracks for our favorite anthem:

“SummerSlam Jam!” from the Simon Cowell produced Wrestlemania: The Album. Taking Soundbytes from some of the WWE’s best Superstars – Bret “Hitman” Hart, The Undertaker, “The British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith, “Macho Man” Randy Savage – and setting them to music, “SummerSlam Jam” still stirs up all the excitement for the Pay Per View: the good, the bad and the ugly. Throw in a guy who drops in, and drops 16 bars by rhyming “man”, “jam”, “slam” and “program” (or his sensational hair refying / death defying / pumping iron / roar like lion sequence), and you have a classic. Maybe not a timeless classic but a classic none the less.

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I Have Till 5: Five Wrestlemania Matches We Want to see in WWE2K14

Posted on August 17, 2013 by 3mbooth
Earlier this week, WWE Games and 2K Sports announced that WWE2K14 will feature a “30 Years Of Wrestlemania” Mode. Similar to WWE ’13’s Attitude Era Mode, this mode will consist of 45 Matches that showcase Wrestlemania’s rich history and allow the player (that’s you!) to re-live those classic Mania Moments. Or if you’re a younger fan, you can see them for the first time as cut-scenes.

But only 45 Matches? That’s a lot to choose from! If you want to truly incorporate as much of Wrestlemania’s 30 Year History as possible, here are 5 Mania Moments that we would like to see in this year’s WWE2K14.


1. Any Match from Wrestlemania 8.
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It’s no secret that Wrestlemania 8 is our favorite Wrestlemania of all time. The rest of the world considers that Mania to be “The Mania That Never Was” due Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair not happening, but to us, it’s the one that started it all. Any match on this card would be perfect to play. 
The Realistic Options: The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels vs. “El Matador” Tito Santana; Jake “The Snake” Roberts vs. The Undertaker; the Intercontinental Championship classic between Bret “The Hitman” and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper; The WWF Championship Classic between “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair.
The Unrealistic Options:  “The Native American” Tatanka vs. “The Model” Rick Martel; The Natural Disasters vs. Money Inc.; The Family Feud 8-Man Tag with Virgil’s “My Nose Is Protected” Promo; Owen Hart vs. Skinner. Although, Owen Hart vs. Skinner should be a definite favorite. Who wouldn’t love to roll up Skinner while playing as a Legend in Checkered Overalls and Hammer Pants?
As for the Main Event, Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice, we could do without that match. Just give us the last three minutes. You know, the moment that changed my life forever.
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2. Falls Count Anywhere Matches:

After a long absence from previous WWE Games, Falls Count Anywhere Matches made their triumphant return in WWE ’12. WWE ’13 continued the tradition in their Attitude Era Mode and WWE2K14 should be no different. While there haven’t been many Falls Count Anywhere matches in Wrestlemania’s 30 Year History, two of them would be perfect for this upcoming game. 

The Realistic Option: The Falls Count Anywhere Match: Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Crush from Wrestlemania 10.


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Realistically, Savage vs. Crush is a perfect match for the game. There’s a heated rivalry, there’s weapons, it’s Madison Square Garden. It’s great. Imagine being able to go backstage to The Theater and there being a cut-scene involved where Macho Man ties up Crush?  And, you get Crush in the game! Hopefully with multiple, multiple, MULTIPLE alternate attires.

The Unrealistic Option: The Hollywood Back Lot Brawl between “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Goldust from Wrestlemania 12.

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Although this match ended in the ring, it would be amazing to play out of the ring. WWE2K14 could take a page from THQ’s former Franchise, Saint’s Row, and simulate the O.J. chase sequence parody complete with over the top commentary from Vince McMahon! WWE2K14 could also take a page from THQ’s Smackdown vs. RAW and use the Bra & Panties Engine for the part of the in-ring part of the match where Piper strips Goldust. Would it be awkward? Absolutely, but what’s Wrestlemania without its awkward moments?

3. Squash Matches:

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A brief part of Wrestlemania’s history is the multiple squash matches that have happened over the past 30 Years. These matches, while probably difficult to play, should be included with a beat the clock feature. 

The Realistic Options: The Wrestlemania 12 match between Ultimate Warrior vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley (YES!); The World Heavyweight Championship Match between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania 28 (NO!) While we would love destroying Hunter Heart Helmsley in 1:40 minutes, no one wants to beat Daniel Bryan in 18 Seconds. However, if you want to bring back that “Rewrite” mode from Legends of Wrestlemania for Sheamus/Bryan? We’re all for it.

The Unrealistic Options: The Hart Foundation vs. The Bolsheviks (19 seconds); Earthquake vs Adam Bomb (35 seconds); The Legion Of Doom vs. Power and Glory (59 seconds).

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We’re not holding our breath for those unrealistic options, but it would be fun to beat The Boulsheviks. And, with the Boulsheviks in the game, you can have them feud with the Real Americans in your WWE2K14 Universe Mode! Think about it, WWE Games…


4. Wrestlemania 17: Gimmick Battle Royal

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C’mon. We all just want to play as the Gobbledy Gooker.

5.  Piper’s Pit

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Roddy Piper’s Backlot Brawl can’t make it in the game, at least throw in one of his two Wrestlemania Piper’s Pit Segments. Yes, WWE 2K fans. That means Brother Love and Morton Downey Jr. would be characters in WWE2K14 and I know that would upset you, but look on the bright side. You can beat up Brother Love and Morton Downey Jr.! Note: Morton Downey Jr. passed away over 12 years ago and it is a very bad idea to include him in the game. That means you can beat up Carlito with Stone Cold Steve Austin. You would get Stone Cold AND Carlito in the game. And that? That’s Cool!

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If you want to find out which WWE Legends will actually be included in the 30 Years Of Wrestlemania Mode, you watch the live stream of WWE2K14’s Roster Reveal this Saturday at 12PM PST.

You’ve got us excited, WWE Games. We can’t wait for the roster reveal. However, if you can’t give us any of those Wrestlemania Moments, at least give us one huge Non-Wrestlemania Moment…

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The Ultimate Maniacs!
Note: We are aware that most, if not all of these ideas, will probably not happen.
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Snapshots: The Consequences of Best vs Beast

Posted on August 16, 2013 by 3mbooth
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One of the highly anticipated matches at this year’s SummerSlam is the battle of The Best in the World, CM Punk, versus The Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar. At the center of their issues Paul Heyman. Both former WWE Champions have been by Heyman during significant points in their careers. Since Brock’s return to the WWE, Heyman has been there for every negotiation. Heyman accompanied CM Punk to ringside during much of his 434 Day run as WWE Champion and his match against The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 29. Heyman’s relationship to either Superstar has always seemed to blur the line between business and personal.

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Which is why the issue between Punk and Lesnar is so heated. Their dangerous alliance has always been tenuous at best; their mutual appreciation of Paul Heyman prevented either warrior from acting on their animosity. That is until CM Punk broke ties with Heyman professionally, no longer wanting him at ringside. Heyman decided to make the separation complete, unleashing Brock Lesnar to attack and F5 the Straight Edge Superstar. Now their collision is only hours away and questions loom regarding Paul Heyman, who arguably has the most to gain and lose in this match. If Lesnar wins, is there any chance of Punk mending fences to become a Paul Heyman guy again? If CM Punk wins, will Lesnar doubt his allegiance to Paul? Is that CM Punk’s ultimate payback?

While Paul Heyman is in the crosshairs in this battle, he’s not the only one. Another man must be just as conflicted: Mike aka “Brock Lesnar Guy.” He rose to WWE Superfan notoriety at the Monday Night RAW after Wrestlemania 28; he was the only person in the American Airlines Arena more excited for Brock Lesnar’s return than Brock Lesnar.

Clearly, Mike is in the corner of Brock Lesnar, right? Well, there is photographic evidence that would lead you to the contrary. It turns out that Mike is also a CM Punk Guy!
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 Or maybe CM Punk is a Brock Lesnar Fan Guy, since we all know he’s not a Brock Lesnar Guy. Or maybe Mike is a Paul Heyman guy and he’s just hedging his bets. Either way, while the world is keeping one eye on “The Beast vs The Best” and another eye on Paul Heyman, we’ll be keeping another eye on Mike via his Twitter. We gotta make sure the Superfan is alright when the dust settles.
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Snapshots: Darren Young’s Announcement

Posted on August 15, 2013 by 3mbooth
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In case you haven’t heard, Darren Young revealed that he….

is NOT on the cover of Cocoa Pebbles Cereal. Unfortunately for Mr. No Days Off, he has once again been confused with WWE Champion, John Cena. A cartoon version of John Cena, but John Cena nonetheless.


Although Darren Young is not actually on the cover of Cocoa Pebbles, he has expressed interest in being the spokesperson for the cereal.

But in all seriousness, we at Three Man Booth congratulate Darren Young for taking that first step and openly revealing his choice of cereal. We hope that some day, Superstars will be able to reveal their choice of cereal, without fear or fanfare.

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