Maybe this week’s episode of #TotalDivas Will Help Break Us Out of This Post-SummerSlam Funk, Right?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Now onto the show!
Natalya and Nikki Bella go shopping. Natalya vents about her problems with Tyson Kidd and how Tyson Kidd spends more time with the cats than her.
Bellas and Natalya talking about the cowgirl position. #TotalDivas is a whole other realm of @WWE and I love it for that.
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 19, 2013
Nikki Bella makes Natalya buy Lingerie.
Wasn’t paying enough attention. They’re lingerie shopping. *hits the rewind button* #TotalDivas
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 19, 2013
well good god nattie #totaldivas
— ギフトや呪い (@DaGiftnTheCurse) August 19, 2013
Nattie in bra and panties should be a weekly thing on #TotalDivas. Guh…
— Freddie Young (@fredthewolf) August 19, 2013
Nikki Bella brags about her implants to Cam’ron. Cam’ron pretends to try and get fake boobs, but Naomi tries to talk her out of it. The Bella Twins and The Funkadactyls do an autograph signing. Nikki continues to brag about her fake boobs while Cam’ron tries to get Naomi to come with her to an appointment for fake boobs.
Nikki Bella’s so proud of her fake boobs #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Right Now, All They’ve Discussed on #TotalDivas is Boobs.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Brie Bella talks about wanting to go on a cleanse for the Summerslam photoshoot and lose 3 extra pounds. Daniel Bryan jokes that she can’t have pancakes anymore.
Aw, Look at Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella Talking Together… In Happier Times. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Natalya tries to get Tyson Kidd to notice him, but he’s watching Extreme Rules.
Of Course Tyson Kidd is Watching Wrestling at Home! He So Would! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Natalya slips into the black lingerie, but Tyson Kidd just gives her a noogie on the forehead. Natalya claims that if she dressed like Daniel Bryan he’d be into her.
Whoa. Natalya in black lingerie. Tyson Kidd. What’s your deal, man? WHAT IS YOUR DEAL??? #TotalDivas
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 19, 2013
In Tyson Kidd’s Defense, He was Watching a PayPerView. That’s At Least 54 Dollars (American) #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
“You want me to dress up like Thor? I’ll dress up like Thor! I’ll dress up like Iron Man!” – Natalya #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Nattie in the black lingerie, doe. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 19, 2013
Nikki Bella is hanging with Eva Marie talking about Twitter. Eva Marie notices a tweet about Nikki Bella being fat and brings it to her attention. Nikki tries to ignore the haters.
“Well, the haters are calling you “Fatty fat fat fat. And Cameron’s planning to pull down your pants.” – Eva Marie to Nikki #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan challenge Nikki Bella to complete a 20 Day Juice Cleanse. No Alcohol or Food. Just Juice.
Nikki, this is Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella’s way of saying you’re an alcoholic #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Brie Just Challenged Nikki to 20 Day Cleanse Match. The Winner Gets a Chocolate Cake. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron meets Naomi and Jimmy Uso. Cam’ron talks about her new dog and why Jimmy Uso is here, but Naomi thinks Jimmy will be a good male perspective. They get in the car and the dog almost vomits.
Jimmy Uso looks like a Giant Crammed in the Back of Cameron’s Car. That’s What John Cena Felt Like in Daniel Bryan’s House #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
The Doctor tells Cam’ron about her implants and asks her to feel her boobs. After Cameron and Naomi feel her boobs, Naomi invites Jimmy Uso in to feel them!
She just wipped her titty out, it’s that easy. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 19, 2013
Jimmy Uso Needs to Siva Tau Warm Up Before Touching Some Ladies’ Implants. He’s Not Ready! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Oh Naomi. You’re the best. Cam’ron. Learn from her. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Jimmy Uso gets to feel boobies as the Doctor tells Cam’ron that if she got implants, the recovery would take 2 months, which Naomi isn’t happy about.
Wait did Jon wash his eyes out?? Bwahhaaaa! #TotalDivas
— Ms.JackieIfYouNasty (@superstar_diva) August 19, 2013
Jon (Jimmy) Uso Is Def My Favorite Part Of Total Divas .. Hilarious
— Cult Of Personality (@JAMIEGotDatBOMB) August 19, 2013
Uh-oh. After feeling those implants, Jimmy Uso’s gonna go back to white woman. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Brie and Nikki Bella go to work out and drink healthy shakes (Go-Green Goes.) Brie loves it, while Nikki thinks it feels like eating someone’s garden.
Brie is Explaining the Rules of Cleanse Match to Nikki. 5 Drinks a Day. No Food. Hardcore Rules. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cameron’s BF looks like a Greek Eddie Kingston. #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
Natalya and Tyson Kidd are talking about getting married. Natalya wants 150 people at their wedding (WWE family, Hart Family, etc.) Tyson Kidd does not seem too interested.
Nattie is Trying to Book Her Wedding Match with Tyson Kidd. She Has to Use More Wrestling Terms for Him to Care. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
While driving, Brie Bella asks Nikki Bella about the cleanse. Nikki hates it and feels like she wants to kill someone.
Nikki Bella On a Cleanse is NOT a Happy Bella. #TotalDivas. She Will Slaughter and Eat a Cow.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Naomi and Cam’ron are at the pool. Cam’ron shows off her new fake boobs then gets persuaded to take a dip in the pool. Cam’ron’s boobs fall out!
Remember When Naomi Said She Wasn’t an Astronaut.? Well She is a Scientist! Hypothesis: Boobies Float. Proven. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Brie Bella finds out that Nikki Bella cheated through the cleanse by drinking wine and eating a muffin.
Nikki is Hiding Wine Bottles and Muffins From Her Sister Brie. First Signs of an Addict. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Brie Bella calls Nikki Bella fat and goes off on her, but Nikki defends herself saying she’s not even fat.
Brie calling Nikki fat…PIPEBOMB! #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
If Nikki is “fat”, then I’m a damn hippo… #TotalDivas
— Ziggler-holic c: (@AlishaWWEDiva) August 19, 2013
After Brie Bella called Nikki fat on Twitter, Nikki decided to binge out at In-N-Out Burger. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Vincent is obsessed with Cam’ron’s implants. Cam’ron is a little creeped out about how much he’s into it.
Vincent is Super Creepy. He Named One of Cameron’s Boobs “Janice?” What Kind of Name is That?!? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cameron’s BF looks like a Greek Eddie Kingston. #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
Brie and Nikki Bella are doing their Summerslam Photoshoot. Nikki apologizes for cheating on the cleanse, then yells at Brie about how much Brie makes her feel bad about being “overweight.” Nikki walks off. Brie and Nikki vent about their insecurities and weight problems/lack of weight problems. Brie always feels insecure and that she needs to lose more weight. The two apologize to each other, and then do the photoshoot.
The Bella Twins have made up. Now BOTH of them can go to In-N-Out Burger. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
It’s crazy to me that Nikki is stressing over her body when I would kill for her body/booty.
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 19, 2013
Seeing the Bellas do their photo shoot at Pacific Beach. Been there many times. Like, not even a month ago! Love it there. #TotalDivas
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 19, 2013
Tyson Kidd tells Natalya that he has a surprise for her and takes her on a car ride.
Nattie and Tyson Wrestle Each Other When Getting the Car Keys! How Adorable Is That! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Natalya realizes it’s a sketchy area. Tyson Kidd reveals that he’s taken her to the courthouse.
Is Tyson Kidd the least romantic person ever? Also, I am confused every time he’s on camera because he actually has hair now. #TotalDivas
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 19, 2013
Natalya snaps on him saying that all he cares about is himself and that he pays attention to the cats more than she does him. Natalya says she doesn’t want to marry him anymore.
Nattie droppin’ F bombs! #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 19, 2013
Natalya: Why don’t you want us to do this infront of our families? Tyson Kidd: I just don’t want The Anvil there. He’s gonna run everything
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Nattie Just Cut a Promo on Tyson Kidd Over Getting Married At a Court House. #PipeBomb #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron shows off her boobs to Damien Sandow (You’re Welcome)
Sandow walked by Camryn like WTH! #TotalDivas
— Ms.JackieIfYouNasty (@superstar_diva) August 19, 2013
Cameron just bounced her titties at Damien Sandow. Girl, stop. That’s my mating call.
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron goes to Sandra for advice.
SANDRA!! #TotalDivas
— Toby (@_zigglypuff) August 19, 2013
Sandra’s back! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
NOW Cameron comes to Miss Sandra for Clothing Help. Where’s Your LA Hookup, Girl? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cameron tries to get Sandra to sew her new boobs into her outfit. Naomi disagrees, but Sandra wants her to do it.
Sandra Keeps It Real. “Get The Boobies. I Don’t Want to See No Flat Chested Boobies on TV.” #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
“Get the boobs, girl. I’m tellin you. I don’t wanna see no flat chested girls on TV” – Sandra, who’s favorite videogame is DOA 5 #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Sandra is not playin’, she doesn’t sugar coat shit. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 19, 2013
Sandra the seamstress needs her own spinoff show STAT! #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron shows off her boobs to The Bellas, JoJo and Eva Marie.
Hey! The Other Two! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron tries to find her boobs, but someone stole one of her boobs. Cam’ron accuses Naomi of stealing it but Naomi denies it. Cam’ron doesn’t think she can go out there without no boobs. Naomi walks off without Cam’ron. Cam’ron desperately tries to put toilet paper in to fix her fake boobs. Cam’ron comes down to the ring.
Someone Stole Cameron’s Boob! Assemble Wrestler Court! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
“I Can’t Go Out There With One Boob!” Cameron, Last Week, You Wrestled With a Yeast Infection. Get Out There! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
John Cena watches Cam’ron’s match with The Bella Twins. The Bellas reveal they stole the fake boob.
wow Nikki took the fake boob wow #totaldivas
— Batman* (@MeliMelissax3) August 19, 2013
See, Nikki! This is What Happens When You Eat Meat! You Stay on the Cleanse and you Don’t Steal People’s Boobs #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
John Cena tells Nikki Bella that what she did was wrong and she needs to apologize.
John Cena can’t even be heel on #TotalDivas. Enjoy the rib, Cena! Have fun for once.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Cam’ron goes backstage The Bellas reveal that they stole the boobs as a joke and that her toilet tissue was out. The Bellas apologize, but Cam’ron says karma’s a bitch and they’ll get her back.
It’s Like Cameron and Nikki Bella Had an “Implant on a Pole” Match and Cameron Lost. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Cam’Ron says she’s not getting implants because she wants to be a role model. Brie jokes around with the fake boobs.
Cameron is SO annoying. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 19, 2013
Tyson Kidd has a romantic night with Natalya.
Candles? Rose Petals? Tyson Kidd is Trying So Hard! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
Aww Tyson is so romantic. #TotalDivas
— Toby (@_zigglypuff) August 19, 2013
Fun Fact: Tyson Kidd played Seal’s “Kiss From A Rose” while on his romantic date with Natalya. That song just came out in Canada #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 19, 2013
Tyson Kidd actually wants to have a real wedding with Natalya!
Tyson Kidd is doing it! He is cashing in his engagement! Thwarted by Natalya! #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
Natalya tries to pitch ideas for the wedding.
Nattie: Let’s Have a Beach Wedding. Tyson: Bash at the Beach? Natalya: … Yes. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 19, 2013
So That Happened:
Bret Hart rated Tyson Kidd’s romance 4 out of 10. #TotalDivas
— Podswoggle.com (@Podswoggle) August 19, 2013
This has been a very Blossom special edition of Total Divas
— Nicole (@Pipervalentine) August 19, 2013