In Memorabilia Lane, We’ll Discuss the Significance Some Kind of Collectible
(T-Shirt, Poster, Action Figure) has on us and its Relation to Wrestling.
The most joyous moment from this week’s RAW was the unification of The New Day and Team Bad; Team Bad Day bonded over their mutual love of dancing, unicorn horns and each other.
And who wouldn’t bond over that? Unicorns, like the New Day and Team Bad, are magical. It’s the union of a Horse and a Rhyno Rhinoceros, we think. And they bring you nothing but joy. And, the presence of this Hybrid Animal in the WWE would not be possible with the Hybrid Diva, Kaitlyn.
The former Diva’s champion introduced Unicorn themed merchandise to the WWE Universe during her run. There was only one problem: that shirt was made for Women only.
That’s the one on the left, the awesome one. The one on the right was made for Men. Here’s the thing. Everyone wanted the Unicorn one! What does Kaitlyn have to do with a militia, other than a penchant for wearing camo pants? Nothing! So we patiently waited for a Unicorn emblazoned wrestling shirt for all ages. And in 2015, our wishes came true, ten-fold!
Actually three-fold, in the form of Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston and Big E. Now there’s Unicorn shirts, Unicorn Hoodies, Unicorn Horns, Unicorn Stickers, UNICORNS FOR EVERYONE!
Oh there’s one other connection between Kaitlyn and The New Day.
We didn’t forget about you, Big E! just like we never forgot about our Simpson Lovin’, Unicorn Ridin’, Booty Scrunchin’ Diva.