So That Happened: #RAW Recap (06/16/14)

Match 06: Money In the Bank Qualifying Battle Royal:

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/478718219566739456

WHY IS SANDOW IN A HEAT JERSEY. WHY. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) June 17, 2014

Sandow is LeBron James.

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) June 17, 2014

Oh. Damien Sadnow…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Roman Reigns comes out the traditional Shield way.

#RAW ROMAN REIGNS, SOLE CUSTODY OF THE SHIELD THEME

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) June 17, 2014

Well. It's official. Shield is done. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) June 17, 2014

Did they re-do The Shield music too? It sounds heavier.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Reigns gets a b-side version of the Shield theme

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 17, 2014

This is "Special Op (Roman REMIX). #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) June 17, 2014

Roman Reigns must own the rights to The Shield Music, the crowd intro, and the Bulletproof vests. #wwe #RAW

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 17, 2014

Why is Roman Reigns the only one that's still allowed to be Shield?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/478717150522118147
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/478529123724177408

I really want Damien Sandow to win the Battle Royale. He needs it, guys.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Damien Sandow is ganged up on. Damien Sandow has been eliminated.

Lol poor sandow #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478718531966484480

I can't wait for Damien Sandow to just come out as a Vuvuzela for the World Cup.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Santino Marella has been eliminated.

What a Motley looking crew in this Battle Royal.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Los Matadores have been eliminated.

Now, why would Los Matadoes be in the Battle Royal in the first place? They knew they weren't gonna win.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Xavier Woods has been eliminated.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478719086092775424

Remember when Xavier a Woods won that match on Raw on his debut?

— young simba (@extremeexile) June 17, 2014

Titus O’Neil has been eliminated.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478719326564802560

Sin Cara has been eliminated.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478719473130536960

Okay, now riddle me this, why is Sin Cara dressed like Pikachu #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) June 17, 2014

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Jack Swagger has been eliminated.

Kofi, This is your cool Battle Royal Moment! Make it a Victory!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Kofi Kingston has been eliminated.

C'Mon, Kofi! You Got Eliminated on the App?!?!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

All these battle royal tricks, and Kofi Kingston can't win a SINGLE battle royal.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478720187114352640

Dolph Ziggler has been eliminated by Rybaxel.

Seeing Rybaxel eliminate Dolph Ziggler just hurt my heart.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478721557460557824

Roman Reigns hits a double Spear on Rybaxel.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Followed by a Superman Punch on Fandango.

Courtesy of hiitsmekevin

Fandango has been eliminated.

Ryback tries to clothesline Roman Reigns but gets knocked over the top rope. Ryback has been eliminated, Curtis Axel has also been eliminated.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478721504067084288

Rob Van Dam goes for a monkey flip on Bad News Barrett, but Bo Dallas knocks him over the top rope.

Rob Van Dam has been eliminated.

Bo Dallas, my new hero. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 17, 2014

Bo Dallas and Bad News Barrett form an alliance.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/478722145212563456

Which is short-lived.

Courtesy of somejamoke

….Nevermind. Bad News Barrett never forgets.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Barrett remembers that Bo eliminated him from the '13 Royal Rumble.

— young simba (@extremeexile) June 17, 2014

Roman Reigns knocks Bad News Barrett over the top rope. Bad News Barrett has been eliminated.

BAD NEWS FOR BARRETT! HE'S OUT!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/478722287051345920

Big E. has been eliminated by Rusev, but Roman Reigns hits Bo Dallas with a spear.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478722468052344833

Bo Dallas getting broken in half just made my night. #RAW #BoLeave

— Mister Payne (@mister__payne) June 17, 2014

Bo Dallas has been eliminated.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/478722444673298433

Roman Reigns and Rusev are the final two.

Reigns and Rusev!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/478722872077467648

Roman Reigns hits the Superman Punch on Rusev!

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Reigns with Truth, Justice, and the American Way to Rusev's head! #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 17, 2014

Winner: Roman Reigns

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478722805597351937

You KNOW Roman Reigns is going to Superman Punch Someone Off a Ladder!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Rusev lost! Give Roman Reigns a Star Medal! #wwe #RAW

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 17, 2014

Lana: We have an army.
USA: We have a Roman Reigns.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Backstage: Renee Young asks John Cena for his reaction on Roman Reigns winning the Battle Royal and his Stretcher Match tonight against The Demon Kane. Cena hypes Reigns winning a match he wasn’t even supposed to be in, saying the WWE Universe just saw the impossible and he digs that. Cena says anything can happen at Monday Night RAW, like The Authority needing his help. Cena says he would be glad to lend a helping hand, then shows Renee his hand. Cena tells Renee to look at his hand because there is a hidden message inside that hand.

Renee Young is everywhere tonight. I'm so fine with that.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478723690222198784

John Cena starts to decode the hidden message. Cena pushes one finger down, saying he’s going to help Stephanie McMahon get more coffee because he hasn’t seen Vickie Guerrero look that good in years. Cena puts another finger down, then says he’s help Cleveland by having Triple H eat a steaming sandwich of his own crap, when he helps Kane out of the arena on a stretcher. Cena teases the middle finger, but drops the middle finger instead. Cena says he’s going to help himself into the Money In The Bank Ladder Match because that’s what’s Best for Business.

Boo! If You Want to See a John Cena with the Guts to Raise the Middle Finger on Camera, watch the WWE Network!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Sometimes I gotta wonder what's wrong with Cena.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 17, 2014

I hope reigns superman punches supercena in the face piece #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) June 17, 2014

Match 07: Cam’ron vs. Paige

Hey! It's Naomi-awww Cam'ron's in this?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Oh it's Camron's match? *walks away*

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 17, 2014

Wait… The Funkadactyl's still exist without the Funkasaurus? That's not awkward. #RAW

— Mister Payne (@mister__payne) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/KhrisJWilson/status/478725088183721985

The Funkadactyls are wearing their funeral booty pants to commemorate Brodus Clay's career. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) June 17, 2014

Where's Kevin Hart now?!? If he lost it for Layla imagine seeing Naomi (and Cameron)!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Oh Paige? *walks back*

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 17, 2014

Paige is like that new kid in school that just doesn't know where to sit, so she just smiles and walks around awkwardly.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Paige attacks Cam’ron

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/478725571451424769

You Want to Stop the Roll Funk is On? Turn the Paige.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Winner: Paige

Welp. What have we learned, Cameron? What. Have. We. Learned?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

That submission is just too damn nasty. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) June 17, 2014

Great job, Paige! Now destroy every digital copy of "Girl Bye" ever downloaded. You know. All 7 of them.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

Backstage: Byron Saxton asks Goldust about his partner this week, that Cody Rhodes claimed would match his star power and magnify his magnificence. Goldust tells Saxton that he has met his partner and that his partner is Super Galactic. Goldust says it’s going to be hot, then walks off.

Byron Saxton: Welcome My Guest, Goldust
Goldust: Where's Renee?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/478726741423181824

"Supergalactic"

If its not Max Moon or Tekno Team 2000, I'm going to be severely disappointed. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) June 17, 2014

Super? Stand back, Hurricane is returning! That or Rosey.

— young simba (@extremeexile) June 17, 2014

Guess it’s time for me to go to the ring.

— Hurricane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) June 17, 2014

Match 08: Rybaxel vs. Goldust and…

Spoiler: Goldust partner is CM Punk

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/478727848103251968

Stardust??

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478728050415120384

Goldust and Stardust?!?! It's Official! Something Ain't Right with those Rhodes Boys…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

I……have no idea what to think about this. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) June 17, 2014

…Cody, WHUT are you doing?

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478728100109234176

I like Stardust's Early 2000 Hip-Hop Music.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

"No, not the other one :(" – Dusty Rhodes

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) June 17, 2014

Somewhere Dusty is drinking heavily

— emiliosparks (@emiliosparks) June 17, 2014

Right now, Dusty Rhodes is thinking, "I should've been home more."

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

Star Dust hits the Diamond Dust on Curtis Axel.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478728554625003521

The Diamond Dust! If it's more moves like that, let's go Stardust!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 17, 2014

I legit can't stop laughing at Stardust. This is great. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) June 17, 2014

Winners: Goldust and Star Dust

He actually won, don't encourage this

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) June 17, 2014

Stardust is my new favorite wrestler~~!!!

— Villalobos (@RamonVillalobos) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/ThisCharmingDan/status/478728308629053440

Goldust & StarDust. I love Wrestling. #wwe #RAW

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/indiandeathlock/status/478728582919774209

Hopefully, Stardust makes #WWE2K15.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/478728997254488064
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/478729733077606400
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/478731903407632384

Pages: 1 2 3 4