So That Happened: #RAW Recap (06/16/14)

The Wyatt Family Speaks:

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Bray Wyatt says you’ve got nothing in this world if you don’t have power. Wyatt says power can be addicting and that people need and crave power, but power will be the downfall of all mankind as we know it.

Bray Wyatt says a powerful man to be respected, but a weak man is less valuable than the dirt that stains his clothes. Wyatt says power and influence is his game and as long as he’s living inside the WWE Universe, the WWE World Heavyweight Championship represents all the power he could ever need. Wyatt tells the WWE Universe to look at his brothers, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. Wyatt tells the WWE Universe to judge them because society views them like outcasts, but at Money In The Bank, his brothers are gonna fight and destroy The Usos, taking any bit of power The Usos ever had.

Bray Wyatt repeats the words “Power” and “Influence”, then says at Money In The Bank he will stand at the top of this ladder and he will change the world as it is forever. Bray Wyatt says hanging above the ladder is his glory, his absolution and the change that the WWE Universe has been praying for. Bray Wyatt says once he does that, he can truly say, he’s got the whole world in his hands, then starts singing the song.

#ScumbagSheamus comes out next.

#ScumbagSheamus tells Bray Wyatt that it’s bad luck to walk under a ladder, especially before the Money In The Bank ladder match. #ScumbagSheamus tells Wyatt that since he likes to sing “He’s Got The Whole World” he would like to change the song from “He’s Got The Whole World” to “I’ve got my whole foot down your throat.”

Match 03: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Bray Wyatt.

The Usos get involved.

#ScumbagSheamus sets up for the Brogue Kick, but The Wyatt Family attack him.

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Winner: #ScumbagSheamus (via DQ)

Post-Match, The Usos make the save and attack Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

Post-Match, The Usos dive off the ladder onto Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

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#ScumbagSheamus throws the ladder on Erick Rowan and Luke Harper.

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Backstage: Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are talking when Vickie Guerrero walks in and accidentally spills coffee on Triple H. Triple H scolds Vickie Guerrero then orders her to get another coffee.

Stephanie McMahon starts drinking the coffee.

Backstage: Stephanie McMahon talks with Renee Young about the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Stephanie is excited to have a new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Renee tries to ask Stephanie who she thinks is going to win the battle royal tonight, but Stephanie starts to get sick. Stephanie quickly runs off.

Paul Heyman walks over to Renee Young and tells her where there’s chaos, there’s opportunity. Heyman hypes the fact that at Money In The Bank, there will not only be chaos and opportunity, but a new champion will be crowned in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match. Heyman tells Renee to imagine the WWE Universe as Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio or #ScumbagSheamus as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Paul Heyman says only one man has the strategist, that will help him become the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and that man’s strategist is the same person who told everyone Brock Lesnar would conquer The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak At Wrestlemania. Heyman reminds Renee Young that his Lesnar comment wasn’t a prediction, it was a spoiler, then tells her that Cesaro will become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion at Money In The Bank. Heyman tells Renee again that this isn’t a prediction, it’s a spoiler.

Match 04: Heath Slater vs. Rusev

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After a loud USA chant, Lana tells the WWE Universe to Shut Up and Listen. Lana tells the WWE Universe that Americans live in a nation founded by weaklings, who lack conviction in their leadership. Lana says American Leaders aren’t worthy enough to be called men, especially when they’re compared to Vladimir Putin.

Lana says soon America will be forced to drop to its knees. Lana claims America’s monuments will crumble and new ones will be built. Lana shows a picture of a Russian Mount Rushmore.

Rusev takes the mic and speaks Russian, then says “Resistance Is Futile.” Rusev calls himself the Super Athlete as Lana approves.

Heath Slater picks up the mic.

Heath Slater calls Rusev and Lana out on talking about how great Russia is. Slater says if they like it so much, they should go back.

Heath Slater tells Rusev and Lana that he’s sick and tired of hearing them talk and so is the WWE Universe. Slater tells Rusev that tonight, he will be facing The American Rockstar in U-S-A.

Rusev makes quick work of Heath Slater.

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Winner: Rusev

Backstage: Triple H is checking on Stephanie McMahon, who is coughing uncontrollably in the bathroom. Triple H tells Vickie Guerrero to go in there and check on her.

Vickie Guerrero opens the door and gets projectile vomited on by Stephanie McMahon. Triple H tells Vickie that he needs to take Stephanie to a doctor, then leaves Vickie in charge.

As soon as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon leave, Vickie Guerrero screams.

Backstage: Roman Reigns checks on Vickie Guerrero. Reigns tells Vickie that Stephanie McMahon might fire her next week, but before that happens, she should do something positive for the WWE Universe. Reigns tells Vickie Guerrero to put him in the battle Royal. Vickie Guerrero screams at Reigns, telling him he’s in the match.

A Sneak Peak Of Think Like A Man Too:

Backstage: Renee Young asks Kevin Hart about Think Like A Man Too. Kevin Hart starts to plug Think Like A Man Too, but gets interrupted by Adam Rose and The Exotic Express.

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Adam Rose introduces himself to Kevin Hart, then tells him his new movie is absolutely fantastic. Adam tells Kevin to stop thinking like a man and to start thinking like a Rosebud. Adam asks Kevin to join the Exotic Express. Kevin Hart has no idea what Adam Rose is talking about and refuses.

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Adam Rose tells Kevin not to be a lemon as The Exotic Express screams, “Be A Rosebud!” and The Exotic Express go off screaming as Kevin Hart tells them not to sing in his hear. Renee wishes Kevin Hart luck on commentary as Hart walks off humming Adam Rose’s theme.

Match 05: Fandango and Layla vs. Adam Rose and Summer Rae

Summer Rae comes out next followed by Adam Rose.

Summer Rae attacks Layla.

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Layla runs for her life as Summer Rae chases her backstage.

Adam Rose hits the Party Foul on Fandango.

Winners: Adam Rose and Summer Rae

Post-Match, Adam Rose invites Kevin Hart into the ring.

Kevin Hart starts dancing to Adam Rose’s theme.

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Kevin Hart does the trustfall with Adam Rose.

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Kevin Hart is carried off by the Exotic Express.

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