Match 03: Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter vs. Alberto Del Rio

Swagger’s music sounds like the most epic Sportscenter highlight reel is about to happen, but I still love it. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 9, 2013

Zeb Colter talks about America being in a sorry state then asks the WWE Universe for their support. Colter says the USA is on the verge of tyranny and anarchy and asks the WWE Universe to start chanting “USA!” when Alberto Del Rio comes out.

You Can’t Trick Me Into Chanting “U-S-A” for You Zeb, I’ve Seen How I Met Your Mother. I Know the Shrimp Fried Rice Trick!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

I love Zeb Colter. #GuiltyPleasure
— darth vader ◠‿◠✿(@RitaHepburn) April 9, 2013

Zeb Colter just goes on anti-Mexican rants when his diabteeus acts up.
— Thomas (@TomQWood) April 9, 2013

@pipervalentine “Why?” “Well because you get a little racist when you get hungry.”
— Thomas (@TomQWood) April 9, 2013

spanishspanishspanish WRESTLEMANIA spanishspanish ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLDEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

#DelRioDanceParty
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

Zeb Colter after last night must have been like “I’m blue Zeb-a-dee zeb-a-dai zeb-a-deeeeeee zeb-a-dai”
— Thomas (@TomQWood) April 9, 2013

The crowd starts chanting “We Want Ziggler” loudly.

“We Want Ziggler?” Why? To Make This a Proper Tag Match? #TooEarly
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

Poor Del Rio…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

Jack Swagger tags in Zeb Colter.

It’s Pretty Scary When the Second Most Popular Person – After Dolph Ziggler – is Zeb Colter
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

Zeb is so into his mustache it kills me. I’ve never seen such an aggressive mustache twirl.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

Alberto Del Rio locks in the Cross Armbreaker on Jack Swagger

HEY COULTER GET IN THERE AND BREAK IT! IT’S A HANDICAP MATCH!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

It’s time….
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

CASH IT IN!!!!!!
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 9, 2013

Post-match, the officials check on Alberto Del Rio as loud “WE WANT ZIGGLER” chants are heard. Suddenly, Dolph Ziggler’s theme plays!

DOLPH FN’ ZIGGLER!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

DAT ZIGGLER POP!!!!!! #RAW
— Stacey Lee (@LittleSherbie) April 9, 2013

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio (World Heavyweight Championship)

Come on, @heelziggler! #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) April 9, 2013

Man. The crowd BLEW. UP. when he came out. I lost my mind.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

Alberto Del Rio puts up a fight and even locks in the Cross Armbreaker!

but Dolph Ziggler ends up hitting the Zig Zag!

ONE TWO THREE
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

Winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: Dolph Ziggler!

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!1 HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Angélica Andrade(@angie_chipz) April 9, 2013

THIS PLACE IS GOING CRAZY! DOLPH ZIGGLER IS THE NEW! WORLD! HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

DOLPH DID IT! Hahaha, Ah man! He is finally champion!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) April 9, 2013

I marked so hard I gave myself a headache.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

DOLPH ZIGGLER IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! – About damn time. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 9, 2013

AJ has now managed two world champions. Take that, Jimmy Hart. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 9, 2013

DOING THE ZIGGLE WIGGLE AT WORK TOMORROW
— Thomas (@TomQWood) April 9, 2013

I may or may not have #ZiggleWiggled
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

The Undertaker speaks:

Even The Undertaker’s RAW Entrance is Fantastic!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

The Undertaker says he dedicated last night’s Wrestlemania win to the memory of Paul Bearer. Before he can finish, he is interrupted by The Shield!

Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. DEATHWISH. YOU DON’T FUCK WITH TAKER!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 9, 2013

The Hood Is Off! Taker is Pissed!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 9, 2013

The Shield surround The Undertaker until Kane’s pyro goes off and Kane and Daniel Bryan come running down the ring. The Shield quickly retreats.

The Shield are pups to Taker. Take them to the learning tree.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) April 9, 2013

What does this make Daniel Bryan? Hell’s Goat?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 9, 2013

@kickstunner The Chupacabra
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 9, 2013

Pretty sure Teddy Long got on the next flight to New Jersey to initiate a 6 man tag match between The Shield and Taker/Team Hell No. #RAW
— Stacey Lee (@LittleSherbie) April 9, 2013

I’m sorry friends, but I am not going to recover from this Ziggler / Shield / Bryan / Undertaker thing anytime tonight. Total wrestling joy.
— lisa (@gobbeldygooker) April 9, 2013

Backstage: Josh Mathews asks Dolph Ziggler how it feels to be the new World Heavyweight Champion. Dolph says he’s been too damn good for too damn long and that he needed the right place and the right time. Dolph says he knows it’s the days after, but this is his Wrestlemania Moment. Dolph tells Josh that he’s going to take his World Heavyweight Title, shine it up and show it off.

So wait, does this signify the start of Dolph Ziggler’s America? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 9, 2013

Um, @heelziggler i feel like we should get back together
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) April 9, 2013