Randy Orton asks how many times does he have to beat John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Antonio Cesaro and Christian? Orton claims he’ll beat all 5 men again, then go on to defeat Batista. Orton warns Batista by saying that a lot has changed since he’s been gone, and that Randy Orton is the main attraction here in the WWE.
Randy Orton has never talked this fast. He must have drank a gallon of 5 hour energy. #wwe#Raw
In Memorabilia Lane, We’ll Discuss the Significance Some Kind of Collectible (T-Shirt, Poster, Action Figure) has on us and its Relation to Wrestling.
This week, the WWE announced the next member of the 2014 class of the WWE Hall of Fame: Jake the Snake Roberts!
The Boothiverse was more than happy for Roberts and their congratulations filled the RAW Recap. But this announcement was a special one for us: Jake the Snake Roberts is the first wrestler that 2/3rds of 3Man Booth ever met:
Fun Fact: Jake the Snake Roberts is the First Wrestler I Ever Met. He Called Me Husky (not Harris).
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The WWE Universe seems to be on an emotional roller-coaster as of late and it is all centered around the Royal Rumble. The Universe largely wants one thing: Daniel Bryan as WWE World Heavyweight championship by Wrestlemania 30. While the Voice of the Voiceless was um …busy, another prolific speaker, WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley summed up our feelings via Twitter:
Mick Foley is a man of his word, all 140 characters of his word. While some may make signs saying, “If Cena Wins We Riot” or “Ryder or Riot,” Foley is putting his words to action. Sadly, The vision that many of the WWE Universe had for April 6, 2014 – ending Wrestlemania XXX with the Superdome YESing in unison to Daniel Bryan holding both titles high above his head – did not come true. The Universe’s emotion could again be summarized by the New York Times best selling author:
So what’s a Hardcore Legend to do? He channeled his inner Cactus Jack and opted to smash a TV using a baseball bat! And he posted it on YouTube:
Dude Love lives! and he’s a member of the #YESMovement! While demolishing a television did not result in Daniel Bryan being in the main of the event of the showcase of the immortals (yet!), it was satisfying to see Foley be as frustrated as the rest of the WWE Universe. Let’s all agree to not start “Foleying:” throwing bricks or swinging bats through our televisions. Yes, we could send a viral message to the WWE (or @midnight) but, then we wouldn’t have televisions to watch WWE programming or … you know, other TV.
In Nation Of Animation, 3MBooth will spotlight wrestlers using animated gifs
If you’ve been paying attention to the internet recently, you’re been reading a lot of information about CM Punk. We at Three Man Booth don’t normally address these rumors, but we felt that since some of you might be confused as to what was going on with CM Punk and the WWE, we’ll sum up this whole situation in gif form.
Stephanie McMahon welcomes the WWE Universe at to WWE RAW, then tries to talk about how great the Royal Rumble was, but she is cut off by a “YES!” Chant. Stephanie McMahon says the Royal Rumble was one of the most satisfying PPVs in history. Triple H mocks the WWE Universe by asking in a baby voice, “Did someone not get what they wanted?”
Snap! Stephanie and Triple H openly mocking the WWE Universe? I hate to see how they handle their kids' temper tantrums.