RAW begins with Randy Orton,
Randy Orton begins to complain about being put in the Elimination Chamber, but loud CM Punk chants are heard.
Randy Orton fights his way through the chants, and keeps complaining about being put in the Elimination Chamber by The Authority.
Randy Orton asks how many times does he have to beat John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Antonio Cesaro and Christian? Orton claims he’ll beat all 5 men again, then go on to defeat Batista. Orton warns Batista by saying that a lot has changed since he’s been gone, and that Randy Orton is the main attraction here in the WWE.
Randy Orton is cut off by Triple H’s music. The CM Punk chants start again.
The Authority tries to reason with Randy Orton and think that he should be able to handle the Elimination Chamber, but Orton doesn’t want to hear it.
Triple H is tired of Randy Orton’s complaining and tells Orton that he thinks The Authority might have to consider Randy Orton as the Face of the WWE.
Stephanie McMahon tells Randy Orton that he will have to face all 5 of his opponents leading up to the Elimination Chamber, starting with Daniel Bryan. Stephanie tells Orton that if Bryan loses, they might actually consider Bryan as the next Face Of The Company.
Randy Orton complains as Triple H starts to do a “YES!” chant with the WWE Universe.
Match 01: The Shield vs. Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston and Big E. Langston
JBL questions if Dean Ambrose ever defends his U.S. Title:
The WWE Universe chants 6-1-9.
The Shield hit a modified Hart Attack on Rey Mysterio
Big E. Langston gets the hot tag.
Roman Reigns stops Big E. Langston’s momentum with the Superman Punch.
Roman Reigns goes for the spear, but Dean Ambrose tags himself in. Dean Ambrose hits his finisher for the win.
Winners: The Shield
Post-Match, Roman Reigns gets in Dean Ambrose’s face. Seth Rollins has to break them up again.
The Shield gets interrupted by The Wyatt Family.
Bray Wyatt appears on the titantron and calls The Shield pawns, who spend all of their useless days clawing towards a beautiful moment where they sacrifice themselves in the name of their king, Wyatt tells them that their moment is coming as Wyatt will build his empire next to the sea, and he will sit on his throne as he watches his enemies drown.
Luke Harper asks The Shield if it’s worth it, then says Bray Wyatt has always been their king.
Erick Rowan chimes in by saying “Run.”
Bad News Barrett Speaks:
Wade Barrett says that last night’s Super Bowl was the most watched television event in history, but for the 111.5 million watching, he’s afraid he has some bad news. Barrett says that they’ve eaten so much bad food, that they’re not gonna survive till next week.
Jerry Lawler gets on the mic and says that he has some Bad News for Bad News Barrett. Jerry Lawler says Bad News Barrett may not be around next week.
Match 02: Christian vs. Jack Swagger
Post-Match, Zeb Colter yells at Jack Swagger, as Antonio Cesaro looks disappointed.
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Betty White is announced as the RAW Guest Host next week:
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