RAW beings with The Authority.
https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/427970102559268864
Stephanie McMahon welcomes the WWE Universe at to WWE RAW, then tries to talk about how great the Royal Rumble was, but she is cut off by a “YES!” Chant. Stephanie McMahon says the Royal Rumble was one of the most satisfying PPVs in history. Triple H mocks the WWE Universe by asking in a baby voice, “Did someone not get what they wanted?”
Triple H continues to speak about the Royal Rumble, hyping the victories of Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar, and the Royal Rumble victory of Batista. Triple H says we are on the Road To Wrestlemania.
Stephanie McMahon says that there is one more stop on the Road To Wrestlemania and that it’s the Elimination Chamber. Stephanie McMahon announces that Randy Orton will defend the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania. Suddenly, Daniel Bryan’s theme plays and the WWE Universe explodes.
Daniel Bryan tells the WWE Universe not to chant “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan” because The Authority doesn’t like it. The WWE Universe chants “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan” further. Stephanie McMahon says she thought the WWE Universe would be smarter to not fall for Bryan’s tricks, but they aren’t. Bryan tells The Authority that people call his match at the Royal Rumble, the biggest highlight of the Royal Rumble. The Authority tries to downplay Daniel Bryan’s match at the Rumble.
Daniel Bryan brings up that the biggest disappointment of the night was him NOT being in the Royal Rumble. Daniel Bryan calls The Authority out on not putting him in the Royal Rumble, despite asking The Authority time and time again. Bryan tells The Authority that there is a “YES!” movement going on, and that the people wanted him to be in the Rumble.
Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that the reason they didn’t put Daniel Bryan in the Royal Rumble was because he went through a lot recently, and they didn’t want to risk further injury to him by having him compete twice the Royal Rumble. Bryan calls The Authority out on their reasons, reminding them that they put him in countless handicap matches against The Shield and The Wyatt Family. Triple H responds to this by saying they realized they stacked the deck against Bryan before, so they didn’t want to do it again at the Rumble.
Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that he’s is being selfish, and only thinking about himself. Stephanie says that the WWE doesn’t revolve around Daniel Bryan and that they had to consider other WWE Superstars for the Royal Rumble.
Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that the WWE Universe didn’t come to RAW tonight just to see him. Bryan asks the WWE Universe if they came here to see Randy Orton or Triple H, which the WWE Universe responds “NO!” The WWE Universe says starts chanting but it’s a mix of “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan.” Stephanie McMahon says she can’t understand that the WWE Universe is saying.
The WWE Universe gets it together chants “Daniel Bryan.”
Daniel Bryan demands to be in the Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship, and tells Stephanie McMahon to step aside, and gets in Triple H’s face. Bryan tells Triple H that neither of them should leave this ring until Bryan gets what he wants.
Triple H tells Bryan that the thing is, they’re not the only ones in this ring. The Shield comes out and Daniel Bryan quickly grabs a chair.
Apparently, Seth Rollins is still hurting from the Royal Rumble.
Courtesy of rollin-with-rollins
Daniel Bryan tries to fend The Shield off, but gets attacked. #ScumbagSheamus’ theme plays and runs down to the ring and help Daniel Bryan, but gets attacked.
John Cena’s theme plays and Cena runs down to the ring to help Daniel Bryan and Sheamus fend off The Shield.
Match 01: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. The Real Americans
Zeb Colter says the only people he knows, who wear masks are criminals, and it seems that Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara haven’t been deported yet. Colter leads the WWE Universe in a “We The People” chant.
Jack Swagger leaves the ring. Zeb Colter scolds Swagger and asks him what he’s doing. Colter slaps Swagger then tries to get him focused on the match.
Antonio Cesaro calms Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter down.
https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/427976545136037888
Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger hit a Double Powerbomb to Sin Cara.
Antonio Cesaro catches Sin Cara with Swiss Death.
Antonio Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Sin Cara.
Winners: The Real Americans
Bad News Barrett:
Bad News Barrett pounds a gavel for a very long time. Barrett asks for decorum, then asks the WWE Universe for joining them this evening. Barrett says that he has some bad news: Tonight, there will be The Battle Of Cleveland: The Miz v. Dolph Ziggler. Barrett says he’s just glad it’s not the Battle For Cleveland because there would be nothing but losers for the match, because Cleveland is filled with nothing but losers.
Match 02: R-Truth vs. Fandango
Emma is shown in the crowd dancing.
Courtesy of forkbrose
R-Truth tries to chase Fandango, but Fandango hides behind Summer Rae. Summer Rae screams, then Fandango hits a clothesline on R-Truth.
Xavier Woods talks about his PHD goals with JBL on commentary.
Winner: R-Truth
Post-Match, R-Truth and Xavier Woods dance.
Three Man Booth 
Pingback: Memorabilia Lane: Trust Me | Three Man Booth