So That Happened: #RAW Recap (09/07/15)


RAW begins with the WWE World Heavyweight and United States Champion, Seth Rollins.

Seth Rollins thinks he’s special because of his Wrestlemania cash-in and victorious over Brock Lesnar and John Cena.

Seth Rollins starts bragging about his statue until he brings up Sting stealing it. A “We Want Sting” chant breaks out.

Seth Rollins starts to address Sting stealing his statue and touching the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Rollins says Sting can cement his legacy at Night Of Champions, but he will crush Sting’s legacy and make sure he never gets his hands on the WWE World Heavyweight Championship again. Rollins gets cut off by a “Boring” chant.

Seth Rollins brings up John Cena’s United States Championship challenge next, then talks about how he was trying to get out of the match, but then realized he was Seth “Freakin'” Rollins. And Seth Rollins always wins in the end.

Seth Rollins continues to brag, saying that he will put an end to Sting and John Cena, two Hall Of Famers, then get his statue back. Rollins is interrupted by Sting with the Seth Rollins statue.


Sting tells Seth Rollins if he wants the statue, he should come and get it.

Sting playfully dusts the statue off.

Seth Rollins is interrupted by #ScumbagSheamus next.

As the WWE Universe chants “You Look Stuipid,” #ScumbagSheamus tries to remind Seth Rollins to not be worried about a statue and to be worried about him. It doesn’t work out for #ScumbagSheamus.

Seth Rollins calls #ScumbagSheamus a Ronald McDonald reject. #ScumbagSheamus says not to insult his family, because he has no shame.

#ScumbagSheamus states one more time that he could cash in any time, especially at Night Of Champions, making Seth Rollins have 3 matches at Night Of Champions.

Backstage, Seth Rollins is trying to talk to Stephanie McMahon about Triple H, asking if he can has a plan. After Rollins realizes Triple H is behind right behind him.

Seth Rollins wants to talk about a plan, but Triple H thinks he’s the man and can handle it. Triple H wants Seth Rollins to focus less on #ScumbagSheamus (who has to face Randy Orton tonight) and the statue and focus on his two matches tonight.

Seth Rollins has to face Ryback, then he has to team with New Day to face The Prime Time Players and John Cena.

Paige vs. Sasha Banks is up first!

Sasha Banks hits the Knees in the Turnbuckle on Paige.

Paige cannonballs on Tamina Snuka.

As expected, it’s a good match between Paige and Sasha Banks.

But Sasha Banks gets the win after a distraction from Naomi.

The Ascension is up next.

Their opponents are Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.


Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose make quick work of the Cosmic Wasteland Members.

Post-Match, The Wyatt Family appears on the Titantron. Bray Wyatt warns the WWE Universe and Superstars and gives a warning to anyone who is thinking of siding with Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns. Braun Strowman warns Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns about the Apocalypse.

Backstage, Renee Young speaks to Ryback about his match tonight against Seth Rollins. Ryback wants to be a Fighting Champion, unlike Seth Rollins, who he calls a weasel. Ryback says Rollins is the Man and Architect but Ryback is the Big Guy with some plans of his own.

Ryback pantomimes a Meathook Clothesline then a Shell Shock.

Kevin Owens walks up eating an apple to wish Ryback luck on his match.

Ryback thinks Owens is full of crap, but Owens tells Ryback not to bite off more than he can chew.

Before Ryback vs. Seth Rollins, Ryback gives the Intercontinental Title to a Make-A-Wish child.

After a competitive match between Seth Rollins and Ryback, appearing on the titantron with Seth Rollins’ statue.


Ryback gets the win after a small package due to Sting’s interference.

After the match, Sting appears on the titantron with the statue again.

Sting puts the mask on the statue, making Seth Rollins freak out.

Seth Rollins continues to call out Sting backstage, until he is interrupted by his partners, The New Day. The New Day tries to encourage Seth Rollins, with rhyming and a trumpet (Which Xavier Woods plays the Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare on) but Rollins is in no mood to deal with The New Day’s antics.

After Seth Rollins yells at The New Day, he is confronted by Edge and Christian.

Edge and Christian recall the last time they saw Rollins cheapshotting them. Edge and Christian challenge Rollins to fight tonight since he didn’t get the job done. Rollins decides to storm off instead because he has a lot on his plate.

Xavier Woods tells Edge and Christian that he has been waiting for this his whole life then screams Battle. Woods plays the trumpet on Edge and Christian.

Edge and Christian battle back with “New Day Sucks” the Kazoo Version.

Big E snatches the kazoo from Christian then eats it.

The Dudley Boyz come to Edge and Christian’s aid.


The Dudley Boyz let The New Day know that next week, the Prime Time Players have a rematch for the Tag Team Championships and the winners face The Dudleyz at Night Of Champions. Before The New Day leaves, The Dudleyz and Edge and Christian perform, “Get The Tables” to the tune of “New Day Rocks/Sucks.”

Summer Rae addresses Rusev:

Summer Rae calls this the past week the most horrific week of her life, and brings up Rusev, calling him the true victim of the situation. Summer calls out Rusev to give him an apology.

After Rusev comes down to the ring, Summer Rae calls Rusev a beacon of hope and a guiding light. Summer says Rusev give her the strength and courage to pose for Ironman Magazine. Summer blames the whole situation on Dolph Ziggler, and begins to cry while praising Rusev and asking for forgiveness.

Rusev wipes Summer Rae’s lipstick off, then forgives her for “betrayded” him. Summer Rae thanks “Ru Ru” for understanding.

Rusev blames Dolph Ziggler for Submissive Summer’s actions. Rusev trashes Ziggler for feeding American lies to Summer Rae and Lana. Rusev also blames Ziggler for Lana’s injury, saying that Lana would have never been hurt if she wasn’t with Dolph Ziggler. Rusev says Lana isn’t hurt with a broken wrist. She’s gone because of a broken heart.

Dolph Ziggler interrupts, letting Rusev know Lana is fine and that he and Lana are stronger than ever. Rusev and Dolph Ziggler argue about Lana, then Ziggler says he was told to give Rusev a message from Lana. The message is a superkick.

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