If we could be serious for a moment…
Last week, we were unable to do a RAW/Total Divas Recap due to a busy week in our personal lives. Our weeks are only going to get busier and busier, so instead of stopping recaps all together, we’re changing the format to make them quicker and easier to do. As fun as the full 3 Hour Narrative of RAW is, it’s incredibly time consuming to get tweets, gifs and memes for almost everything that happens on the show. This format will be toyed with within the coming weeks until we find something we’re comfortable with, but the RAW and Total Divas Recaps will still be entertaining and provide memes, gifs and YOUR Tweets.
Thanks for understanding. Now, onto the recap!
After beating John Cena at Summerslam and becoming United States Champion, Seth Rollins will get his wish. Tonight on RAW, The Authority will unveil a statue in Seth Rollins’ honor.
A pissed off Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman kick off RAW.
Paul Heyman addresses the controversial ending of The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar at Summerslam. Heyman mocks The Undertaker for tapping out to Brock Lesnar, despite Undertaker winning the match. Heyman doesn’t blame the referee who didn’t see the tap or the timekeeper who freaked out when Undertaker tapped.
Paul Heyman continues to trash The Undertaker, calling out The Undertaker collapsing after the match with Brock Lesnar. Heyman says he has enough material to last all 3 hours of RAW.
Paul Heyman continues to mock The Undertaker for using the low blow to get the advantage on Brock Lesnar before winning the match. Heyman says Brock Lesnar wants to fight The Undertaker one more time, but not at Wrestlemania, the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series, Madison Square Garden, Night Of Champions, any other day of the week, Heaven or Hell. Heyman says Brock Lesnar challenges The Undertaker to do it right here tonight, Brooklyn style.
Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are interrupted by Bo Dallas.
After trying to offer Brock Lesnar words of encouragement, Bo Dallas is quickly decimated by Brock Lesnar.
With multiple German Suplexes.
Followed by an F-5.
Before The New Day faced The Lucha Dragons, they decided to have a special entrance for Brooklyn.
The New Day does their own rendition of “New York, New York,” calling it “New Day, New Day.
The New Day’s antics continue throughout the match.
The New Day successfully defeated The Lucha Dragons, but were soon interrupted by…
After a 10 year absence from WWE, The Dudley Boyz returned and made quick work of The New Day.
And it wouldn’t be a Dudley reunion without someone going through a table.
Backstage: The Authority prepares for Seth Rollins and his statue. A statue that doesn’t look much like Seth Rollins.
During the Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt Summerslam Rematch, a Wild Wyatt Appeared!
The mysterious Wyatt Family member decimated both Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.
Miz TV with Team PCB is next. The Miz tries to stir tension between Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch but he was quickly shut down by all 3 members. PCB is determined to take on any female, male, and according to Becky Lynch, any dinosaur, ghost, cyborg, etc.
Team Bella interrupts Team PCB.
Team Bella gets drowned out by “We Want Sasha” chants.
Team Bella and Team PCB start trashing each other, with Alicia Fox calling them a flash in the pan. Becky Lynch responds by calling Alicia Fox the “Nene Leaks of the WWE.” , Nikki Bella touts her long reign as WWE Divas Champion. Team Bella wants again gets cut off by an AJ Lee chant.
The Bella and Team PCB continue to trash each other until The Miz cuts them off. The Miz calls Team PCB 3 cackling women with a hashtag, who wrestle like a bunch of girls.
During Team Bella vs. Team PCB, all hell breaks loose with the crowd.
After a match that featured multiple chants of CM Punk, The Wave, We Are Awesome and other negative crowd interaction, Team Bella is victorious.
Next, Stardust and King Barrett are scheduled to team up, but Stardust turns on Barrett.
Neville comes out to continue his rivalry with Stardust, but Stardust escapes.