RAW begins with the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Seth Rollins.
Seth Rollins welcomes the WWE Universe to Monday Night Rollins.
Seth Rollins calls himself the man who broke the face who run the place, Mr. “You Can’t See Knee.”
Seth Rollins calls himself the Champion Of Champions, then get cut off by a “You Sold Out” chant. Rollins responds with “So What?”
Seth Rollins brings up the challenge he issued to John Cena last week, a Winner Take All, Champion vs. Champion match at Summerslam. at Summerslam, then says Cena hasn’t responded. Rollins wonders what Cena has been doing? Rollins mocks Cena’s rap career, saying he might be vibing on Dr. Dre’s album, then says Cena isn’t Straight Out Of Compton, he’s Straight Out Of Action.
Seth Rollins says he destroyed John Cena’s career just like he destroyed Cena’s face with his knee. Seth Rollins continues to talk about John Cena ignoring his challenge, then tells Cena that if he doesn’t want to lose to Rollins, he can forfeit the United States Championship to the rightful, true Champion. Rollins says he will walk out of Summerslam, being the first man to walk out of Summerslam as the WWE and United States Champion at the same time.
Setg Rollins says John Cena doesn’t have the guts to accept his challenge, but he has heard rumors that Cena will show up at Tough Enough on Tuesday. Rollins says it’s ironic because Cena isn’t Tough Enough to hang out here. Rollins says he wishes Cena would show up here, then gets told Cena is actually here via satellite.
Seth Rollins shows Cena “via satellite” and it’s a picture of Cena and his busted nose.
“John Cena” does the Yabadoo then does the John Cena theme. Rollins says Cena looks terrible, but “Cena” says he feels terrible. “Cena” says he’s going to Tough Enough to see if he can be a competitor since Seth Rollins knocked him back to square one.
“Cena” trashes himself some more, saying he changed his motto from Hustle, Loyalty and Respect to Surgery, Recovery and rehab.
“Cena” tells the WWE Universe to Never Give Up, unless Seth Rollins breaks your face. “Cena” says he looks like he got a nose job from Picasso.
Seth Rollins says John Cena is doing the right thing because the WWE Universe needs a fighting champion and that champion is Seth Rollins. Rollins brags about beating Neville last week in the World Heavyweight Championship Open Challenge. Rollins starts talking about how to be the man in the WWE, but he gets interrupted by Cesaro.
Cesaro tells Seth Rollins that he didn’t mean to interrupt Rollins going on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Cesaro accepts Seth Rollins’ open challenge, but Rollins stops him saying he didn’t issue an open challenge tonight.
Seth Rollins asks what Cesaro has done to accept the challenge, but Rollins and Cesaro get interrupted by Kevin Owens.
Kevin Owens says Cesaro has done nothing to deserve a title match because some idiot printed out Cesaro section signs, because people want to hold up signs. Owens says Cesaro hasn’t done enough to earn a title match.
Kevin OWens says he’s beaten John Cena, which is something Seth Rollins and Cesaro can’t say. Owens reminds Rollins that he tapped out ot Cena two weeks ago, then says if anyone deserves a title match tonight, it’s Kevin Owens.
They are interrupted by Randy Orton.
Randy Orton says this is really cute, then asks if Owens put on weight lately. Owens says no. Orton likes Cesaro’s glasses, then tells Rollins if anyone deserves a title shot tonight, it’s Randy Orton.
Seth Rollins tells Randy Orton that it’s not going to happen, then says Tom Brady has a better chance of getting a free meal in Seattle, than any of the three jerkoffs have at getting a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Seth Rollins says he doesn’t care what they think, The Authority thinks or what the fans think. Rollins says the only thing that matters is what he thinks and Rollins thinks they should all get the hell out of his ring. Rollins is interrupted by Triple H.
Triple H says Seth Rollins used an interesting choice of words. Rollins tries to fix his words, but Triple H reminds Rollins that they are 2 weeks away from Summerslam. Triple H says John Cena is 50/50 for Summerslam, which makes turmoil for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, but that turmoil also makes for great competition.
Triple H makes a triple threat match between Cesaro, Kevin Owens and Randy Orton. Triple H says the winner of the match will face Seth Rollins for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Match 01: Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D.
Sasha Banks says The Bellas don’t know whether they want to be Kardashians or The Bellas. Naomi says Team BAD looks better than any Kardashians and fight better than any Bella. Sasha calls The Bella Twins the “BellaDashians” and says they’re not smart enough or talented enough to hang with Team B.A.D. Tamina calls Team B.A.D, Beautiful And Dangerous and Beautiful And Dominant.
Team PCB is on commentary
The WWE Universe chants “We Want Sasha.”
Sasha Banks gets tagged in.
Brie Bella gets the hot tag.
Tamina Snuka catches Brie Bella with a clothesline.
Brie Bella catches Tamina Snuka with a rollup.
Winners: Team Bella
Post-Match, Team B.A.D. attacks Team Bella.
The Divas continue to brawl.
Charlotte spears Brie Bella.
Match 02: The New Day vs. Los Matadores
The WWE Universe chants “New Day Sucks.”
The Prime Time Players are backstage taking notes.
Big E and Kofi Kingston hit the Big ending DDT.
Winners: The New Day
Backstage: The New day do their new chant, “Eyyyy! We Want Some New Day!”
They are interrupted by Renee Young, who congratulates The New Day on their victory over Los Matadores.
Xavier Woods says their victory of Los Matadores separates them from the pretenders and makes them number one contenders. Renee Young informs The New Day that they will face The Prime Time Players at Summerslam, as well as Los Matadores.
Kofi Kingston starts to get upset but tells Renee Young that true happiness is worth sharing, and is okay with the Triple Threat Match. Renee informs Kofi that the Lucha Dragons are also in the match. Xavier Woods says WWE should add Harlem Heat. Big E says they should add Doom, while Kofi Kingston says WWE should add Men On A Mission.
Xavier Woods says the extra competition is fine because that’s more voices and hands coming together as they become the new WWE World Tag Team Champions. The New Day starts a “New Day Rocks” chant, forcing Renee Young to clap along with them. Renee Young eventually gets into it.
Backstage: Seth Rollins complains to Triple H about having to defend his WWE World Heavyweight Championship tonight, despite proving himself time and time again. Triple H tells Rollins that it’s about building a legacy and a legacy takes time. Triple H tells Rollins that he opened his door himself with the open challenge, then reminded Rollins about how he overcame Neville last week. Triple H tells Rollins that in order to be the man, he has to show the world and be the man every single night. Rollins says if Cena can do it every week he can do it better.