Paul Heyman Speaks:
Paul Heyman shows the WWE Universe a Roman Reigns video.
Paul Heyman says Roman Reigns has some interesting points, but he’s going to retort with the reigning, defending, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, Brock Lesnar.
Paul Heyman calls the Roman Reigns video WWE Propaganda, mocking the video with a high pitched voice and fake cheers. Heyman says he’s known Reigns’ family since he was 14 years old and knows the truth about Roman Reigns. Heyman says when Roman Reign was 9 years old, his Father, who is one generation removed from cannibal, used to take Reigns and his “savage” cousins down to the bars of Pensacola, and put them against local football players, saying “One football player left standing, don’t come home tonight.”
Paul Heyman says Reigns’ Uncle would have Reigns and his cousins do the same thing to muscleheads in Pensacola. Heyman claims Reigns has to do the same thing to Brock Lesnar, but vows that Roman Reigns will not beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.
Paul Heyman also vows that Brock Lesnar will not lose the WWE World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania. Heyman mentions The Authority possibly planning to get the title on Roman Reigns, so Seth Rollins can cash it in on Reigns instead of Lesnar. Heyman says if anyone has it in their heads to pull a Montreal Screwjob on Brock Lesnar, Lesnar assures him that anyone involved in the scenario will not leave the stadium alive.
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Paul Heyman hypes the beating Brock Lesnar will give Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania. Heyman claims the sheer beating Brock Lesnar will give Roman Reigns will make every single person respect Roman Reigns. Heyman continues to talk about the beating Reigns will receive, but his mic gets cut off.
After Paul Heyman’s mic gets turned back on, Heyman says he likes that Oz, behind the curtain, likes to cut off his microphone instead of coming down here and taking it out of his hand. Heyman compares this to someone with Authority coming to take the title away from Brock Lesnar. Heyman dares someone to come down and take the title away from Brock Lesnar.
Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe that if Brock Lesnar unifying the WWE and UFC Title, that’s what he’s going to do.
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Paul Heyman takes it one step further, saying if Brock Lesnar wants to go to Las Vegas and knock Floyd Mayweather and Many Pacquiao out in May, he will. Heyman says the WWE Title no longer belongs to WWE and that the title belongs to Brock Lesnar. Heyman screams that it’s Lesnar’s title and he’s not giving it back.
Paul Heyman brings up that one man dominated The Rock, almost killed The Undertaker and Suplexed John Cena out of the Main Event of Wrestlemania. Heyman asks who that man is, and who is going to do the same thing to Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania? Heyman repeats Brock Lesnar’s name several times.
Bray Wyatt speaks:
Bray Wyatt says Wrestlemania is almost here and that the reaper awaits The Undertaker. Wyatt asks where The Undertaker is. Wyatt demands The Undertaker find him tonight.
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The NEWWWWWW Andre The Giant Memorial Trophy is shown.
Match 03: Big Show and Kane vs. Erick Rowan and Ryback
Erick Rowan gets the hot tag.
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Big Show accidentally knocks out Kane.
Winner: Erick Rowan and Ryback
Post-Match, Big Show and Kane argue with each other until they’re interrupted by Stephanie McMahon.
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Stephanie McMahon calls Big Show and Kane on acting like children and not professionals. Big Show tries to speak, but Stephanie quickly tells him to shut up.
Stephanie McMahon reminds Big Show and Kane that they are 3 weeks away from Wrestlemania and tells them they represent The Authority, which means they represent her and Triple H, which means they represent WWE. Stephanie says maybe Randy Orton was right about them, saying they’re too busy whining, complaining and getting coffee. Stephanie tells Big Show and Kane that even if Orton was kidding, she isn’t. Stephanie wants The Monster and The Giant back.
Stephanie McMahon kicks Big Show and Kane out of the ring. Kane tries to tell Stephanie that they can work it out themselves. Stephanie McMahon tells Big Show and Kane to pack their things and leave the arena. Stephanie tells them that until they can figure out what’s Best For Business, they’re out. Big Show and Kane try to defend themselves, but it doesn’t work.
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Backstage: The Miz hypes musical theater experience, then tries to talk to Wiz Khalifa about collaborating on an album: The Miz and Wiz. Khalifa likes The Miz, but after seeing his Niagra ad, he doesn’t want think their brands will work well together.
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Wiz Khalifa tells The Miz that he has found a real WWE A-Lister, that he wants to work with. Khalifa introduces the newest member of Taylor Gang, Damien Wizdow.
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Damien Wizdow spits a verse, announcing himself in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
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#ScumbagSheamus Return Promo:
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Wiz Khalifa Performs:
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Wiz Khalifa peforms Black And Yellow:
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Wiz Khalifa performs Go Hard or Go Home:
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Wiz Khalifa gets pyro.
Damien Mizdow comes out afterwards.
Backstage: The Bella Twins are watching themselves in the new Flintsotnes/WWE Movie: Stone Age Smackdown.
Byron Saxton asks The Bellas for their thoughts. Brie Bella says they are the stars of the movie. Nikki Bella adds on that nobody would want to see a movie about a scrappy little cave girl and their pet, Paleasaurus Rex.
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Brie Bella says AJ Lee and Paige don’t have a chance against The Bella Twins at Wrestlemania, then calls themselves the greatest tag team since Betty and Wilma. Nikki says AJ and Paige will be little pieces of rubble when they’re done. Nikki says The Bella Twins plan on knocking them back into the Stone Age at Wrestlemania. Brie Bella ends their Flintstones Tribute with…
Match 04: AJ Lee (w/ Paige) vs. Summer Rae (w/ Eva Marie and Cameron)
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Winner: AJ Lee
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Sting’s Point Of View:
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Backstage: Rusev and Lana are walking towards the ring until John Cena confront them. Rusev is about to tell Cena that he’s not going to get another rematch, but Cena doesn’t care. Cena tells Rusev that he understands that performing at Wrestlemania is not a right, but a privilege, and if he hasn’t earned it, so be it. Cena tells Rusev that Rusev is too stupid to understand the same thing.
John Cena tells Rusev that he has had the privilege to come to America, provide for his family and chase the American dream. Cena tells Rusev it’s okay to be proud to be where he’s from and a hero to the Russian federation, but it does not give Rusev the right to go down to the ring every week and degrade America, and expect his actions to not have repercussions. Cena tells Rusev he has the right to free speech, but Cena has the right to shut Rusev’s mouth.
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John Cena brings up Rusev’s comments about America being weak and having no fight. Cena tell Rusev that if Rusev says one word about The United States Of America, he will prove how much fight America has.
Three Man Booth 