RAW begins with Seth Rollins.
Seth Rollins says he’s just received word that Jon Stewart is on his way right now to RAW to confront Rollins. Rollins tells Jon Stewart that unless he’s on his way here to get down on his knees and beg for forgiveness, he should turn around and not show up. Rollins says this isn’t a Jerry Lawler/Andy Kauffman situation and he is not Stewart’s comic foil.
After a “You Suck” chant, Seth Rollins says he’s going to show the entire world that he can do Jon Stewart’s job far better than he can. Rollins hypes himself up with his nicknames and says every single person in the arena paid to see Seth Rollins, unlike the Daily Show.
Seth Rollins keeps bragging until he’s interrupted by Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns tells Seth Rollins to continue. He just wanted to come out here and tell Rollins that he sucks live.
Seth Rollins says he’s worth more than Michael Jordan. Rollins can outtalk Jon Stewart and outrap Wiz Khalifa and out eat Mark Henry. Rollins tells Reigns he can out-wrestle him. Rollins tells Reigns that he is going to be the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Roman Reigns tries to talk, but Rollins interrupts him saying he knows Reigns is going to say he’s going to be the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion. After boos, Rollins says Jersey agrees that Reigns won’t beat Brock Lesnar. Rollins claims he can beat Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns calls Seth Rollins out on his claim to beat Brock Lesnar. Reigns says he got the chance at the Royal Rumble, but he failed. Reigns dares Seth Rollins to cash in the Money In The Bank after he beats Rollins. Rollins toys with the idea of cashing it in, saying he can do it at Wrestlemania after Lesnar and Reigns decimate each other, or after RAW, or whenever he wants. Roman Reigns threatens Seth Rollins, saying he’ll punch him in the mouth. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns start brawling.
Roman Reigns takes out Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury with a Superman Punch and a Spear.
Backstage: Seth Rollins complains to J & J Security for not attacking Roman Reigns. Rollins gets interrupted by Randy Orton who calls Rollins beatdown embarassing. Orton also mocks J & J Security for not doing their job. Orton says he believes in Rollins and thinks he should march in The Authority’s office and demand a match with Roman Reigns tonight.
Randy Orton thinks Seth Rollins can prove he can outtalk Jon Stewart and outwrestle Roman Reigns. Rollins tells Orton that he can outwrestle anyone on the WWE Roster. Rollins tells Orton that he appreciates the advice, but he can handle this on his own. Orton says he’s just trying to help, then walks off.
Match 01: Bad News Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose
R-Truth is on commentary again:
R-Truth comes up with a new a hashtag: #ThrowTruthABone
R-Truth talks about his fear of ladders and spiders.
There’s a match going on, BTW.
Bad News Barrett pushes R-Truth.
Dean Ambrose hits Bad News Barrett with an elbow.
R-Truth steals the Intercontinental title again…
Luke Harper appears behind R-Truth.
Dean Ambrose hits the Dirty Deeds on Bad News Barrett.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
Backstage: The Miz invites the WWE Superstars and “worthless assistant” Damien Mizdow to the World Premiere of his new commercial. Damien Mizdow suggests to Miz that he should screen this privately first, but The Miz doesn’t listen.
After the commercial, everyone laughs at The Miz and makes fun of his “size.”
The Miz tells everyone to stop laughing at him and defends his “little general.” Miz claims Damien Mizdow set him up and is jealous of his talent, career and life. Miz claims Mizdow would be nothing without him and would be fired from WWE again. Miz calls Mizdow an ungrateful nobody, then slaps him in the face.
Damien Mizdow gets ready to fight back, The Miz continues to remind Damien Mizdow that without The Miz saving him, he would be gone from WWE. Mizdow reluctantly apologizes to The Miz.
Bray Wyatt Speaks:
Bray Wyatt says that wicked feeling is in the air again. Wyatt asks the WWE Universe if they can feel it. Wyatt wonders what is truly left of the mighty Undertaker. Wyatt asks if he’s still capable of striking the hearts of man or if the hands of time have finally ripped him apart.
Bray Wyatt asks The Undertaker to come out, then says Wrestlemania approaches. Wyatt says he thinks he has something The Undertaker will like. Wyatt shows off a casket that he built just for The Undertaker. Bray Wyatt says The Undertaker is torturing and mocking him with all this silence instead of appreciating him. Wyatt understands Undertaker’s apprehension but wants The Undertaker to understand everything comes with a price.
Bray Wyatt takes out gasoline then says he’s always had an appreciation for the natural instincts of fire. Wyatt says fire has no prejudice or feelings, but has an urge to destroy everything and anything in his path, just like him.
Bray Wyatt says he will walk through the fires of hell just to see The Undertaker’s face. Wyatt says no one can hide from him and where he comes from everything burns. Wyatt says at Wrestlemania, The Undertaker will burn too.
Bray Wyatt lights the casket on fire.
Match 02: The Usos and Naomi vs. Cesaro, Tyson Kidd and Natalya
Naomi and Natalya face off.
The Usos get ready to Superkick Tyson Kidd, but Tyson Kidd tags Natalya into the ring.
Naomi rolls up Natalya.
Winners: The Usos and Naomi
Post-Match, Natalya argues. with Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. Cesaro tries to calm Natalya down, but only makes things worse.
Natalya continues to get upset until Tyson Kidd gives her a hug.
#ScumbagSheamus Return Promo:
Three Man Booth 