John Cena vs. Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar Contract Signing:
The Authority hypes the contract signing between John Cena, Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar tonight for their match at the Royal Rumble. Stephanie McMahon reminds the WWE Universe that you can get the Royal Rumble on the WWE Network for just $9.99.
Stephanie McMahon introduces Seth Rollins as the man who single handedly brought back The Authority.
Triple H introduces the man, who was used by Seth Rollins, then makes fun of John Cena for being unable to get his friends back. Triple H calls John Cena, “Mr. Hustle, Loyalty and Broken Promises” then introduces him.
Stephanie McMahon introduces The Beast Incarnate and the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar.
Paul Heyman says as much as he would love to take credit for bringing back The Authority, from plan to manipulation, to putting all the pieces together, it was all Seth Rollins. Heyman says Rollins had a plan, which was endorsed by Paul Heyman, which was desperately needed by The Authority, which was bad for John Cena, which is good for Brock Lesnar, which is Best For Business.
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Seth Rollins thanks Paul Heyman, but Heyman tells Rollins he wasn’t done yet. Paul Heyman tells Seth Rollins that Brock Lesnar has conquered anything in his path, which includes everything that will come before him at the Royal Rumble PPV.
Seth Rollins asks Paul Heyman if he’s upset about the triple threat match. Heyman reveals he is, because it could end up being a double cross, where Brock Lesnar does not have to be pinned or tapped out in order to lose the Championship. Rollins tells Heyman that Brock Lesnar has a list of accomplishment, then asks if Brock Lesnar can handle a triple threat match. Heyman tries to talk, but Rollins cuts him off saying he wasn’t finished yet.
Seth Rollins says he doesn’t have the list of accomplishments that Brock Lesnar does, but Lesnar doesn’t have his accomplishments either. Rollins hypes himself up as the creatory and destroyer of The Shield, winning being Mr. Money In The Bank, the guy who single handedly brought back The Authority and the guy who pinned John Cena ‘s shoulders to the mat, making sure Rowan, Ryback and Ziggler aren’t in the WWE anymore. Rollins tells John Cena and Brock Lesnar that at the Royal Rumble, wherether it’s Plan A or Plan B (Money In The Bank), he is walking out of the Royal Rumble as WWE Champion.
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Seth Rollins signs the contract.
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Brock Lesnar takes the mic and calls Seth Rollins, Mr. Curbstomp. Lesnar says he conquered The Undertaker, Triple H and John Cena, and he will damn sure conquer Seth Rollins. defends himself.
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John Cena tells Brock Lesnar that he doesn’t have to get pinned at the Royal Rumble to lose the Championship, but he will get pinned at the Royal Rumble. Cena tells Triple H that he didn’t do Seth Rollins a favor by putting him in his match. Cena vows that he and Lesnar will kick Rollins ass, then he’s going to kick Lesnar’s ass. Cena signs the contract, then Brock Lesnar signs the contract.
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Seth Rollins reminds John Cena that his plans usually fail, bringing up The Authority’s return and Dolph Ziggler, Ryback and Erick Rowan still being fired. Rollins says at the Royal Rumble, it will be Strike 3.
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Seth Rollins tries to attack John Cena, but John Cena pummels him in the corner. Brock Lesnar takes out both John Cena and Seth Rollins with a German Suplex.
John Cena drops Brock Lesnar with an AA through the table.
Seth Rollins Curb Stomps John Cena and Brock Lesnar.
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Seth Rollins celebrates with The Authority.
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So That Happened:
And to end things on a happy note…
#MachoMan: Superstars doing their best Macho Man Impressions
Roman Reigns
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Daniel Bryan
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Paige
Roman Reigns thinks he nailed it.
The Miz and Santino Marella (No gifs for them. Blame the internet)
Big Show
Three Man Booth 