Santino Marella and Larry The Cable Guy Speak:
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Santino Marella and Larry The Cable Guy hype Jingle All The Way 2. Larry The Cable Guy thought he was going to wrestle tnight, then talks about his “wrestling past.” Larry The Cable Guy continues to make a fool of himself, and claims he’s a good friend of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Gold and Stardust come out.
Match 03: Gold and Stardust vs. Mizdow
The Miz gets hit in the face.
Damien Mizdow gets the hot tag
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The Miz sneaks and tags himself in. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale.
Winners: The Miz and Mizdow
Post-Match, the fans boo The Miz but cheer Damien Mizdow.
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Backstage: Concessions Kane meets his new manager (We’ll call her Concession Manager Dobson), Concession Manager Dobson tells Kane that since he likes to burn things, he will be kept away from the deep fryer, and that he will be in charge of chips.
Concession Manager Dobson pokes Kane in the chest and lets him know that if any chips go missing, it will be coming out of his paycheck. Kane reluctantly agrees, as Concession Manager Dobson motivates Kane by telling him he is “chips.”
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Rusev and Lana Speak:
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Lana complains about the situation she and Rusev are in, and says America is not fair. Lana complains that America forces its will on its people.
Rusev speaks “Russian”, then says he is doesn’t care who is in charge of RAW and that he won’t be brainwashed by dumb Americans.
Rusev and Lana try to leave, Daniel Bryan appears on the titantron to stop them.
Daniel Bryan reminds Rusev and Lana about the option for the Battle Royal for the United States Championship. Bryan decides to give Rusev and Lana another chance, and brings out a supervisor to help them with the Pledge of Allegiance.
Sgt. Slaughter demands Rusev and Lana repeat after him, then starts to do the Pledge Of Allegiance.
Lana reluctantly says “I Pledge Of Allegiance to the flag.”
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Before Lana can finish, Rusev knocks the mic out of her hand and has a staredown with Sgt. Slaughter.
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Rusev gets ready to attack Sgt. Slaughter, but Jack Swagger comes out to rescue Slaughter.
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Rusev attacks Jack Swagger until Swagger catches him with a Belly-To-Belly, then an Ankle Lock.
Rusev escapes as Jack Swagger, Zeb Colter and Sgt. Slaughter stand tall.
Backstage: Concessions Kane is giving out food, while Santino Marella and Larry The Cable Guy stand in line. Larry is afraid to meet him and makes Santino order for him. Santino orders a hotdog with heavy mustard. Kane sprays Santino Marella with mustard, then tells Larry The Cable Guy that he is a big fan.
Match 04: Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel
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Winner: Fandango
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Three Man Booth 