So That Happened: #RAW Season Premiere Recap (09/08/14)

"The Season premier of Raw starts right now…on Dragonball Z."

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 9, 2014

#RAW has Seasons now? AND Cage Matches?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

The Steel Cage Lowers.

"Dundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundun" – Steel Cage Lowering Music #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/509129351598997505

That Steel Cage Lowering music also plays when I descend on a buffet. #RAW

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) September 9, 2014

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Match 01: Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

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BREAK THE (CAGE) WALLS DOWN!!! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/aubreysitterson/status/509130191847690240

Bray Wyatt saying the name of the city without "We're Here" afterwards is SUPER Creepy #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

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As much as Jericho's light up jacket rules, an arena full of cell phones lit up amongst the darkness is way cooler. #Raw #SteelCage #CHIPS

— Ben (@BigBen213) September 9, 2014

Careful of the creepy little choir boy who lurks near the cage door entrance, Chris.

— young simba (@extremeexile) September 9, 2014

Chris Jericho is more Rockstar than Wrestler sometimes. He thought they were in a Scorpions music video.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Bray Wyatt throws Chris Jericho into the cage.

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Bray Wyatt does a Superplex to Chris Jericho. Bray Wyatt turns the Superplex into the Spider Crawl.

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CREEPY CRAB WALK IN BALTIMORE! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) September 9, 2014

Bray Wyatt's strength is as freakish as his spider crawl

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

A Superplex into a Spider Crawl. Leave it to Bray Wyatt to modify the Superplex.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

Bray Wyatt's crab walk scares me. Like Halloween came early…#Raw

— #TeamCap (@CaptainLauren48) September 9, 2014

Season Premiere or not, there's a good match happening on #RAW right now!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Chris Jericho almost escapes but Luke Harper and Erick Rowan won’t let him. Jericho decides to dive on Bray Wyatt from the top of the cage!

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OH MY GOD! CHRIS JERICHO JUST KILLED HIS BRAY WYATT AND HIS KNEE!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

Oh My God! Chris Jericho! That's not a stage dive, man! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

CAGE DIVE! OH MY GOD! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/509134542339194881

Damn! Hell of a dive there @IAmJericho

— Zak Kinsella (@ZakKinsella) September 9, 2014

That…..had to hurt. #RAW

— Mandi Mayhem (@fyeahheath) September 9, 2014

That shrug that Jericho did is often done by drunk people before they do something stupid. #RAW

— Ben J. Man (@BenTalksWrassln) September 9, 2014

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Chris Jericho’s knee is injured, but Jericho keeps trying to wrestle. Bray Wyatt goes over Chris Jericho to try and escape the cage.

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Still Counts!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Winner: Bray Wyatt

Wyatt wins OVER Jericho! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) September 9, 2014

Well that didnt work out according to plan. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/509134886289285120

Chris Jericho better not be Injured!

Or he better not have a new Fozzy tour coming up. Im not ready for him to leave! #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 9, 2014

Post-Match, Bray Wyatt slams the Steel Cage door into Chris Jericho’s knee. Bray Wyatt takes Chris Jericho down with the Sister Abigail inside the steel cage.

As in true season premiere fashion, Raw has wrote off one of their beloved characters in Chris Jericho.

— young simba (@extremeexile) September 9, 2014

Everybody Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeees Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis…….#RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

Backstage: Seth Rollins and Kane are talking about how great Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt was.

#RAW KANE IS GIDDY AT THE FACT THAT CHRIS JERICHO JUST DESTROYED HIS KNEES IN A CAGE MATCH

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) September 9, 2014

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Triple H walks up to Seth Rollins and Kane with Randy Orton,and tells Seth Rollins at Kane that the Season Premiere that RAW needs to be unforgettable. Randy Orton tells Triple H that he would like to do something to Roman Reigns that will make what Seth Rollins did to Dean Ambrose look like Sunday School. Triple H gives Orton his permission.

Randy Orton needs to break out a new variation on the RKO for the Season Premiere of #RAW, if only for @RamonVillalobos

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Dolph Ziggler Speaks:

ZIGGLES! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) September 9, 2014

Dolph Ziggler brings up #TheFappening from a couple weeks ago, saying no A, B, C or D list celebrity deserves that happening to him. Dolph Ziggler changes his mind and thinks The Miz deserves that happening to him.

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Dolph Ziggler shows photos of The Miz hacked from his cloud.

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#RAW Why does Ziggler have a picture of Miz cosplaying as DASHING Cody Rhodes?

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) September 9, 2014

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So… who took the photos? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Dolph Ziggler is about to show the next photo, but he is interrupted by The Miz. The Miz claims that his photos were for medical purposes and promises that if Dolph Ziggler shows the photos, he will never work in this town again.

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The Miz sounds like he's trying out for the part of Dr. Drake Ramoray.

— J (@jeremyregular) September 9, 2014

Haha, Damien is acting like Miz's shadow. #RAW

— Mandi Mayhem (@fyeahheath) September 9, 2014

Dolph Ziggler almost listens to The Miz, but decides to show the picture anyway.

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, NOOOOOOOOO! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/509138190692024320

Wow, that's actually pretty compromising. Touchè, Dolph.

— J (@jeremyregular) September 9, 2014

Damien Sandow tries to attack Dolph Ziggler, but ends up getting the Zig Zag.

Being Damien Mizdow is a full service job. He's just being thorough. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

The Miz's photos were leaked via The Cloud. Also leaked? Victoria Sid Justice, and Jill Scott Steiner. #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

Let's not forget that the Miz said that those photos were for medical purposes.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Match 02: Natalya and Rosa Mendes vs. AJ Lee and Paige

Welcome Back, Rosa!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

#RAW LOL Rosa and Nattie in a match. I'm sure this won't be super awkward or anything

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) September 9, 2014

PAIGE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! The Champ Is Here! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) September 9, 2014

After the Rampaige, the PTO and the Paige turner, the WWE's out of puns for this tag team name. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

AJ Lee, former Divas Champion.
Natalya, former Divas Champion.
Paige, current Divas Champion.
Rosa Mendes, wearing new boots. #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

AJ Lee tags herself in.

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#BoobSlap #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) September 9, 2014

Look at Nattie playing cheerleader on the apron. "Do your best, Rosa!"

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Winners: AJ Lee and Paige

AJ Lee was like, "Enough of this. I have Pokemon to catch." #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Post Match, AJ Lee and Paige argue. Paige tells AJ Lee not to touch her title, but AJ Lee decides to kiss the belt. AJ hands the title back to Paige, and Paige kisses the title next.

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You know, John Cone ALSO touched the Divas Title. Does that count?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Backstage: Chris Jericho is getting his knee checked on by the trainer. After the trainer leaves, Randy Orton attacks Chris Jericho from behind and beats him down.

Randall!

— Zak Kinsella (@ZakKinsella) September 9, 2014

Randy Orton apologizes to Chris Jericho for the beating, then tells him, “It’s The Season Premiere.”

#RAW Orton: "Sorry Chris, what can I say? It's the Season Premiere" | PREFERABLY ANYTHING BUT THAT

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) September 9, 2014

"Sorry, Chris. It's the Season Premiere." Thanks, WWE, for giving Randy Orton a new excuse for being a jerk! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2014

Did Randy Orton just realize Chris Jericho insulted him last week? #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/509141905629007872

Trainer: What happened?
Jericho: Randy attacked me because I insulted him about a week ago
Trainer: ABOUT A WEEK AGOOO! *Shmoney Dance* #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2014

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