The WWE World Heavyweight Championship Crowning Ceremony:
Triple H calls last night’s Summerslam, historic and possibly the greatest Summerslam in the history of WWE. Triple H cites Stephanie McMahon’s victory and the WWE Championship Match between Brock Lesnar and John Cena as reasons for Summerslam being praised.
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Triple H hypes Brock Lesnar and John Cena’s match, calling it an instant classic, then unveils the new WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Triple H says it his honor to introduce the man who will proudly carry the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H introduces the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar.
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Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Stephanie McMahon and Paul Heyman do a photoshoot with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
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As a “Thank You Lesnar” chant, Paul Heyman introduces himself as the one, behind the one, who conquered the one, who thought he was the one, to beat the one in 21-1.
Paul Heyman says last night at Summerslam, Brock Lesnar conquered John Cena, then introduces the reigning and defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, Brock Lesnar.
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Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe that Brock Lesnar authorized him to tell a secret that The Authority doesn’t even want revealed tonight. Heyman tells the WWE Universe that John Cena is not here this evening. Heyman says Cena would be here if he could, but Cena can’t physically appear thanks to his client, Brock Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar loves when Paul Heyman says his name, so Heyman says it again.
Paul Heyman says he has been in the industry since he was 14 years old and he has never seen a Superstar take an ass kicking like John Cena did to his client, Brock Lesnar. Heyman calls Cena The Top Superstar and a Superstar of a generation, comparing Cena’s 10 year reign to The Rock’s 3 years and Stone Cold Steve Austin’s 4 years on top. Heyman says there has been one man on top for 10 years and that is John Cena.
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Paul Heyman says any other man would have given up against Brock Lesnar after 30 seconds, but not John Cena. Heyman tells the WWE Universe that when he witnessed the suffering on John Cena’s face during the match, that he truly understood. Heyman says he never understood why people loved Cena with such passion, even his own children, which pisses him off, but now he gets it because when John Cena says Never give Up, he means Never Give Up. Paul Heyman tells John Cena that he earned his admiration and respect and if he had time on his hands, he would make him a Paul Heyman Guy.
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Paul Heyman says if they wrote the book before John Cena fought Brock Lesnar, Cena would be the greatest fighting champion in WWE history. Heyman says unfortunately for Cena, Brock Lesnar does not agree with those opinions.
Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe that in Brock Lesnar’s Universe, John Cena walked into the ring a hero and left a martyr. Lesnar doesn’t think martyrdom equals street cred and “he who dies with the most street cred, still dies at the hands of Brock Lesnar.” Heyman brings up The Undertaker’s Undefeated Wrestlemania Streak and Career, John Cena’s Hustle, Loyalty and Respect and The Cenation, dying at the hands of Brock Lesnar.
Paul Heyman says the same fate awaits any man who tries to take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship away from Brock Lesnar. Heyman tells the WWE Universe anyone who steps in this ring against Lesnar is just a man. Heyman says his client is not a man, he is a beast, who will lay wreckage on any man who tries to take the title away from him. Heyman calls every single WWE World Heavyweight Title defense by Brock Lesnar not only “Must See” but “Can’t Miss.”
Paul Heyman mocks the people who have not bought the WWE Network yet, then gives them an example of “Basic Brockanmoics.” Heyman says Eat, Sleep, Suplex, Repeat. Heyman repeats “Suplex, Repeat” many times.
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Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar lives by the mottos, Eat Sleep, Suplex Repeat. Eat , Sleep, F-5, Repeat. Eat, Sleep, Victimize, Repeat. Eat, Sleep, Beat Repeat, and Eat, Sleep, Conquer, John Cena.
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Match 03:Β Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (Intercontinental Championship)
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The Miz locks Dolph Ziggler in the Figure-Four.
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Dolph Ziggler Superkicks The Miz on the apron, then falls off.
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Winner: The Miz (via Countout)
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Justin Roberts announces that Dolph Ziggler is still Intercontinental Champion.
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Post-Match, The Miz tries to attack Dolph Ziggler, but Ziggler counters with a Zig-Zag.
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Backstage:Β Renee Young speaks to Jack Swagger about his loss to Rusev at Summerslam. Swagger says last night was the opportunity of a lifetime to represent America, but he failed.
Jack Swagger says the thing about America is when things get hard, they come together. When the times are tough, America grows stronger and that’s We The People. Swagger says he’s going to do what every Real American does during hard times, he’s going to come out swinging because that’s “We The People”
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Match 04: Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro
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JBL mocks Jack Swagger for losing.
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Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Jack Swagger.
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Winner: Cesaro
Post-Match, Bo Dallas tells Jack Swagger that when he lost the Flag Match at Summerslam, he disappointed 318 million Americans. Bo Dallas reminds Swagger that he lost to Cesaro, lost Zeb Colter, his self-respect and his dignity.
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Bo Dallas tells Jack Swagger that he can get all of this stuff back, but he just has to “Bolieve.”
Backstage:Β Renee Young speaks to Chris Jericho about his loss to Bray Wyatt. Jericho says he realized at Summerslam, that after facing dozens of Hall Of Famers in WWE, he has never faced anyone like Bray Wyatt. Jericho says Wyatt is not like no other, but when he looked in Wyatt’s eyes, he realized that Bray Wyatt is dead inside.
Chris Jericho says he is not dead inside and has 3 things Bray Wyatt will never have: The Fire To Be The Best In The World At What He Does, The Fighting Spirit that drives him forward, and the best fans in WWE history. Jericho knows every Jericholic will have his back no matter what he does, chanting “Y2J” and that’s something Bray Wyatt and no human being will never EEEEEEVER take away from him.
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