So That Happened: #RAW Recap (07/21/14)

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RAW begins with Triple H.

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Triple H says no one wanted to look him in the eye because they’re scared that he might blow a gasket over the fact that the WWE World Heavyweight Championship did not come back to The Authority, and stayed on John Cena.

Triple H admits that he is very mad, and madder than he has been in a long time, but he has options on how to handle this. Triple H says he’s so mad that he’s going to tweet his displeasure until his fingers bleed. Triple H says he might send an Instagram or Vine.

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Triple H continues to mock the internet saying that he might start a riot or even stop watching WWE with his friend Mark.

Triple H names more options like firing everyone in the WWE or just relax because he knows sooner or later, he always wins. Triple H doesn’t mind waiting 4 more weeks to win at Summerslam, but at Summerslam, Triple H guaran-damn-tees that John Cena will no longer be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Triple H starts to wonder who gets the opportunity to face John Cena at Summerslam, but gets interrupted by Randy Orton. Randy Orton, calling Triple H, “H” complains about the fact that he hasn’t had his WWE World Heavyweight Title Rematch yet. Orton guarantees that if given the opportunity, he can beat John Cena in a one-on-one match at Summerslam.

Triple H tells Randy Orton that he is the front runner, but he has not made up his mind on who will get the chance to face John Cena tonight. Triple H tells Orton that the entire roster will have the opportunity to convince him why they want to face Cena. Triple H wants someone to impress him and prove that they want to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Randy Orton tells Triple H that if Kane would have done his job at Battleground, Orton would have been WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Orton mocks the idea of Triple H considering Kane to face John Cena, but Kane interrupts them.

Kane tells Triple H that he hopes he’s being considered to face John Cena because he knows he can beat John Cena and bring the WWE World Heavyweight Title back to The Authority, as long as he’s not acting as Randy Orton’s protector.

Kane says he’s tired of babysitting, then he’s interrupted by Roman Reigns.

Roman Reigns tells Triple H that if they are having a conversation about WWE Championship Matches, his name belongs in it. Reigns tells The Authority that nobody wants to see John Cena vs. Kane or John Cena vs. Randy Orton again. Reigns says it sounds like everyone wants to see John Cena vs. Roman Reigns.

Roman Reigns says “Believe That” then Superman Punches Kane.

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Triple H tells Roman Reigns that he believes that Reigns is going to have a match against Kane and Randy Orton right now!

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Match 01: Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton and Kane

Kane tries to tag in Roman Reigns, but Orton refuses.

Kane grabs Orton for a Chokeslam, but gets hit with a Superman Punch.

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Roman Reigns hits the spear on Kane.

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Winner: Roman Reigns

Backstage: Alicia Fox, Eva Marie, Cameron and Rosa Mendes are talking until Stephanie McMahon interrupts them saying “Hello Ladies.” Stephanie hypes up the foursome saying they’re going to annihilate Nikki Bella and teach Brie Bella a lesson.

Match 02: Alicia Fox, Eva Marie, Cameron and Rosa Mendes vs. Nikki Bella

Brie Bella is at ringside. Brie and Nikki hug each other.

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Stephanie McMahon comes out.

Stephanie McMahon calls out the “quitter” Brie Bella, then mocks Nikki Bella feigning surprise to see her sister.

Stephanie McMahon tells Brie Bella that she went from being the world famous Diva and a start of Total Divas to being another face in the crowd. Stephanie calls Brie out on abandoning her sister Nikki for Daniel Bryan, the B+ Player. After a “YES!” chant, Stephanie mocks Brie for quitting for the injured Daniel Bryan, but tells her she’s glad that she’s here because she gets to watch Nikki Bella get demolished.

Brie Bella calls Stephanie McMahon a bitch. Stephanie McMahon tells security to eject Brie Bella, but Brie holds up her ticket. Stephanie McMahon tells Brie Bella to take her seat, but Brie snatches the microphone. Brie tells Stephanie that she is doing this out of spite and that she’s doing this because she slapped her, and now she’s taking it out on Nikki. Brie asks Stephanie what kind of human being she is, then calls Stephanie a vindictive bitch.

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Stephanie McMahon slaps Brie Bella.

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Brie Bella tries to go after Stephanie McMahon, but security drags her out of the arena as Stephanie McMahon taunts her.

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Stephanie McMahon calls Brie Bella a loser and a quitter, then tells everyone to let that be a lesson anyone who tries to mess with her.

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Winners: Alicia Fox, Cameron, Eva Marie and Rosa Mendes

Post-Match, Stephanie McMahon tells Nikki Bella that this whole think is Brie Bella’s fault. Stephanie says sooner or later, Nikki will do exactly what her sister Brie Bella did and quit. Stephanie drops the mic on Nikki, then walks off.

Match 03: Damien Sandow vs. Bo Dallas

Damien Sandow comes out as Lebron James.

LeDamien Sandow tells Bo Dallas that he took his talents from South Beach, back to his real home, Ohio. LeDamien tells Bo Dallas that he should get in his car and drive away, so no one will ever have to see his ridiculous grin. LeDamien tells Dallas that if he’s smart, he’ll do what he did and leave.

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Winner: Bo Dallas

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